Tell me a racist joke

tell me a racist joke

Your life

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sage

What do you call two nigger fucking?
Fucking niggers.

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What place is a white person's favourite shooting range?

The school cafeteria!

Civil rights

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A Pizza doesn't scream in an oven.

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how do you cut a nazi's dick off?

kick his sister in the chin!

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Okkk

That took me a second to get but it was brilliant.

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What kind of stupid shit is this? White people invented shooting ranges you retard.

what's the difference between a barrel of shit and a nigger?
The barrel

>White people invented shooting ranges you retard.
I know, one of the greatest additions to any school. :^)

Why do black people have white palms? Because everybody has a little bit of good in them

what's the difference between niggers and jews? jews went to camps and niggers went to colonies

Hitler is playing pingpong against jews in a gaschamber, who wins?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Hitler: Tuday, Hitlerr is feeling generrouz. Tuday, Hitlerr is sending half of you home! Jews of the concentration camp: Heeee!!!!!!! (joy and happiness). Hitler: Hans, brring ze chainsaw!

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If only Africa had more mosquito nets, we could save MILLIONS of mosquitos from dying of AIDS every year.

Nobody likes mosquitos you idiot.

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2008 called, they want their memes back.

More people lke them than niggers.

Why do blacks always go to church? It's the only time they get to call someone father

How does a Muslim woman know her daughter is on her period?

Her husband's dick tastes like blood.

kek

What word starts with N, ends with R an you'd NEVER want use it to describe a black person?

Neighbor.

The Jews were dead when they went into the ovens dumbass

Here you go

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One time I was arrested for shooting a black person.
I got charged for impersonating an officer.

A black single mom was in a car accident, all four of her children died but she survived. It was a really sad end to a fun evening, they were on their way home from celebrating the mother's 18th birthday.

Sometimes they throw the children in alive cause they are too weak to resist

SAVED THAT PEPE NIGGA

Ah ha faggot
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It's a joke, jackass.

Didn't they just gas the children and the elderly, since they were useless anyway?

You can spot all the underages in this thread.

How do you cut a democrats dick off?

Give him a knife.

If they had enough gas, sure. But allies bombed their supply-routes.

Interesting. We didn't really dwell too deep into that stuff too much when I was in school, even though that was the interesting shit.

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Why do crows steal? Because they're Black

Why are blacks so good at basketball?

They're used to being in a court.

I always thought it was because of all the cotton.

Confirmed. Also why they have ankle monitors and knives

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What did the black guy say to the Chinese guy?
"Why you so Chinese and shit."

What do pizza and parents have in common?

> If they're black you have to stay hungry.

What did the black guy say to the Chinese guy?
"Hi Jim"
Cause his name was Jim.

Cats are the real racists!

Which is why they are so universally loved.

No a joke but fun faked that proves nature is racist.

did you know that photo sensors have trouble getting the brightness right and steady if a very black person is using them?

shit is hilarious on younow and youtube

What happens if you cross a nigger with an octopus?

I have no idea, but im sure it excells at picking cotton.

>fun faked

I see what I did there.

Niggers xD

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill...an avalanche

What do you call a bunch of indians running down a hill....a mudslide

What do you call a bunch of blacks running down a hill....prison break

I dont geddit

He is implying that Nazis get blowjobs from their sisters. By kicking the girl in the chin, she'll bite off the guy's dick.

What's the difference between niggers and heroin?

You can go to jail for shooting heroin

Why do black basketball teams win more than white ones?

>White people aren't allowed to beat niggers anymore.

You wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating, what do you do.

>Shoot the nigger stealing your tv

What do you call a black guy on the moon?
An astronaut

Afronaut

What do you call a black man in the south

>A swinger

your nigger

Why can't a black guy get a PH.D?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

*stolen from tbs*

Theres a spic, a nigger and a white guy..
a geenie agrees to grant them each one wish..
the spic asks for all of his people to be happy and in mexico.
so POOF.. the wish is granted.
the nigger asks for all of his people to be happy and back in africa.
POOF.. the wish is granted.
the geenie finally goes up to the white guy and says, "what will your wish be?"
the white guy says,"you mean to tell me that all the niggers and spics are out of the country?"
the geenie says,"of course! that is what they wished for!"
so the white guy says,"then i guess i'll have a coke."

Why is jackie chan a girl name?

Because he is from china! lol

it took you a second to get your own joke?

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?

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>a dumb gorilla

Where's the best place to hide a nigger's welfare check?


>under his work boots

Why isn't there a black character in the board game Clue?

Because then it would be called Solved