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Hitler did nothing wrong

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Dan, Can you fuck me sugar daddy while i explain why theres literally no difference between trump and the media? I have strong feelings of which are negative towards black people. Arf me until i barf. Fuck me in the ass because i love jesus. How can 9/11 be an inside job if the planes came from the outside? U can never have enougj limbs. Stop this i fuck mom. "my beeson grew up so fast, :,), now hes doing stuff like working at a 11 o' seven or whats it called. i want everyone to be proud of him or i will actually bite your nostril -" The director sent a letter back stating gay plots do not represent this company

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I would give ms state a lot of money and make them build a building named after me where students can go fuck

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It's commonly known that Wittgenstein and Hitler attended the same high school.

What isn't commonly known is that the Chad Ludwig bullied the Beta Adolf:

On starting at the Realschule, Wittgenstein had been moved forward a year.[55] Historian Brigitte Hamann writes that he stood out from the other boys: he spoke an unusually pure form of High German, dressed elegantly, and was callous and unsociable.[56] In a contemporary journal entry, Wittgenstein wrote: "The other boys dress like disgusting brutes. Yesterday Adolf asked my opinion of his painting. After looking at it for one second, I took the paper into my hands, crumbled it into a ball, and threw it at his face." In a later entry Wittgenstein describes a second incident with Hitler in the gymnasium locker room: "Pussy Junge's [Wittgenstein's nickname for Hitler] penis and testicles are so minuscule that it fills my heart with laughter. All of the other boys are able to achieve full erections but Adolf stands in the corner alone with his flaccid, infantile penis in his hand."[57]

kek birth rates thru the roof along with the national STD count

i got ure name from the member search here on this psn app cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. :)

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meme dream bean stalk dream talk heem walk seem likea stalk nork cork bork sqwark

>be collage student who lives alone in a dorm and gotted Nostalgia for the good old days
>saw there sale was pokemon emerad on etsy (hipster ebay), so i buy
>when I get catrige it was emerald only black with skurleton on the front instead of Rayquaza but with blood-eyes
>on the file I am in elite four vs. Lance and only have 6 pokemon in my party
>they are all unknown and they spell "your dead"
>"pretty suspicion" I think, but probably just something in my eye
>the music is Lavander twon but backwards
>when I go fight he he has 666 pokemon too
>he sends one out and I hear its cry
>turns out hte pokemon they are all my dead girlfriend, but hyper realistic and bloodeye
>throw the playstation across the room and break the game in half
>next day I get roomate to play
>he's like "ehehehehe probably is not that scarry"
>she turns on the game and the screen was o picture of us, and but we where dead
The scariest part of this story is that we was you
And you became skeleton and wrote this

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Hey but the medical center in Jackson totally cured an infant whose mom has HIV or maybe full blown AIDS can't remember but the baby was HIV negative. Then no shit someone kidnapped the fucking kid a few years later. Nigs man. Y'all wonder why we're all racist rednecks

americans are horrible money stealers

>>We hit paste in the comments
Okay, I did. What next?
I assume you mean youtube comment section.

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I hit paste but its an itinerary number for a flight in taking tomorrow that I just checked in for and have no interest in sharing it.

I've recently found a recipe for fried r

lost everything

>man and woman having sex
>gay

this pic makes me so hard

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

liam neeson is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with liam barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

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youtube.com/watch?v=A23MmHynhKk Ok, here you go OP

As he slides off, Fred scolds him for urinating on Daphne. After fixing himself, Scrappy crosses his arms and irritably insists it was an accident, but Fred calls his bluff and tells him he was marking his territory. Now realizing that Fred likes Daphne since he is the leader, Scrappy angrily tells him he isn't worthy of being the team leader. He orders the gang to listen and announces it is time to appoint him as their "unquestioned" leader or else he'll leave. Scrappy is then unceremoniously thrown out of the van in the middle of the desert along with his suitcase, with no one giving a second thought.

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As a repulsive wizard, one of those things any woman would grow nauseous at the thought of embracing, it would be absurd of me to try and imagine how I would react if Nature's intractable law was miraculously suspended and I found a woman in my arms. Wise men makes provisions for the improbable; only mad ones do so for the impossible.

Having said that, an old virgin's relationship with sanity is precarious at best. So why not indulge in a bit of ridiculous fantasy?

Nightmares allow men to harrow Hell; why shouldn't dreams allow a monster to storm Heaven? So our abomination closes its eyes, sallow orbs accustomed to darkness and, in a petty act of rebellion against stern Nature, attempts to imagine what it would be like to be bathed in light.

The demon imagines caresses, the affectionate touches men take for granted, and his muscles contract painfully. Instinct has taught him he has no right to such a sensation. Nature has laced skeins of barbed wire through his disgusting body, inborn reminders that there are barriers he was not meant to cross. The ghoul has wandered too far from his proper place, and so Mother tugs upon the leash to drag him back. The imagined kiss, something human beings experience as moist warmth, burns the freak more fiercely than the fires of Gehenna he tried to slip from through reverie. The glow of affection men find so illuminating burns the eyes of a thing such beauty is forbidden to. So our defiant little demon, having learned a very hard lesson about his rightful place in the order of things, wrenches his eyelids open and finds himself in the dark once again. Though a man would scream in terror, our monster breathes a sigh of relief.

Pandemonium's citizens suffer enough as it is. Why should they compound their misery with dreams of being exiled from a Paradise they never had hope of entering.

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Just hurting her in the tiniest fashion- so its more enjoyable than painful.

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“Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Ok, but only if you wear those shiny tan pantyhose

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What got me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents' swimming pool. With one deep breath, I'd kick my way to the bottom and slip off my swim trucks. I'd sit down there for two, three, four minutes.

Just from jacking off, I had huge lung capacity. If I had the house to myself, I'd do this all afternoon. After I'd finally pump out my stuff, my sperm, it would hang there in big, fat, milky gobs.

After that was more diving, to catch it all. To collect it and wipe each handful in a towel. That's why it was called Pearl Diving. Even with chlorine, there was my sister to worry about. Or, Christ almighty, my Mom.

That used to be my worst fear in the world: my teenage virgin sister, thinking she's just getting fat, then giving birth to a two-headed retard baby. Both heads looking just like me. Me, the father AND the uncle.

In the end, it's never what you worry about that gets you.

The best part of Pearl Diving was the inlet port for the swimming pool filter and the circulation pump. The best part was getting naked and sitting on it.

As the French would say: Who doesn't like getting their butt sucked?

Still, one minute you're just a kid getting off, and the next minute you'll never be a lawyer.

One minute, I'm settling on the pool bottom, and the sky is wavy, light blue through eight feet of water above my head. The world is silent except for the heartbeat in my ears. My yellow-striped swim trunks are looped around my neck for safe keeping, just in case a friend, a neighbor, anybody shows up to ask why I skipped football practice. The steady suck of the pool inlet hole is lapping at me and I'm grinding my skinny white ass around on that feeling.

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i just want my santa marth and felicia (was in a feh discord discussing the christmas banner)

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Hi dad i just got back from the hospital and supermarket the doctor recomended me some medication that might help me concentrate on things like reading but i am not nessaseroly going to use it.

>legit

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>>In the comments

Calrissian

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elephantiasis

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Challenging Opposites

People of the following types present the most potential for personality clash and conflict with the ISTJ, but also the best opportunities for growth. Because people of these types have fundamentally different values and motivations from the ISTJ's, initially, it may seem impossible to relate. But because they are so different, their strengths are the ISTJ's weaknesses, and if they are able to develop a relationship, they can learn a tremendous amount from each other.

INFP

dicks

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The Terrible Secret of Cotton Candy

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turducken

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