G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Because there's always tomorrow.

good point.

i would like to live.

if that's wow porn, then what the fuck is she?
dualwielding?

Mostly because killing myself would satisfy certain individual and I am all for not giving them the pleasure.

Because I have 2 new XXL dildos to fuck my ass with in the mail on the way to my house as we speak.

Because my wife has been getting better at giving me head

which means she's getting practice elsewhere

gg user

Because I just inherited a lot of money. Thanks Aunt Goldie!

good reason.
hope you have fun with them.
congrats, that's always a good thing.
as long as she is bringing the lessons home.
congrats man.

>Hope you have fun with them

Oh I intend to user. one of them is even ultra realistic with a suction cup. I'll be fucking myself in the shower.

great.
what will you name them?

Well one is already named John something because it's a mold of his enormous cock.

Thinking Bertha for the other one. It's 10" long and 11* thick. All black.

No homo of course. That should go without saying.

>No homo of course. That should go without saying.
of course.
when did you start with these activities?

Around 14 years old. Nothing that big of course. Just fingers. Thick markers. I was able to easily take a normal sized Poland spring water bottle by the time I was 15 going on 16.

24 now. Started with trying to have a prostate orgasm. Turned into me becoming a size queen. Love the stretching feeling. Oddly enough I still prefer women compare to men regardless of anal play. I'd fuck an effeminate trap or femboi, but actual dudes turn me off. Mature women with fat tits and an open mind are the best.

If I kill myself, I'll never experience what it's like to have a friend. Kind of hoping that friend will come by soon.

hi user.
i'll be your friend.
no homo tho.
right ?

>No homo tho. Right?

Of course not. That'd be gay
Only the most heterosexual trap fucking for this guy!

Gonna fuck a hooker today, that'll be nice.

Hope you don't catch aids.

Also how did you meet/find said hooker and make sure it wasn't a cop?

Its legal here. Doing everything with condom. Girl looks nice enough

Because killing myself would mean my mother was right about me. And I live simply because knowing I exist is a thorn in her side. I'm not gonna kill myself because FUCK HER that's why.

fucking hookers is always fun.
have a great time.
good spirit user.
keep living.

...

Can't be bothered to, just requires too much effort.

Source ?

I have around 2m waiting for me as inheritance. My dad is with terminal cancer and I am not going to leave my dad's life work to my stupid uncles and aunts.

>It's legal here
That's fucking awesome. Where exactly is "here"? Also, what's it like with a hooker? I mean does she lay out the do's and don't's of sex before you start? I.e. no slipping it in her ass unannounced. No cumming in her mouth, etc.

How much do you usually spend? Did you find it awkward your first time? Sorry for the million questions, just prostitutes are rare around me, and are usually cops on a sting. Fucking pigs. Legal escorts sounds amazing.

Here is Groningen, The Netherlands.

Being with a hooker is pretty straight forward. You make small talk, then you say what you want and how long you want to be with her. She says if she does them or not or how much extra it is. Usually they say some offers you didn't mention they do for extra cash. Like BJ with no condom or facial. And ofc she says what they do not want you to do. Like you said "slipping" it in her ass unannounced, tongue kissing, some don't like being fingered.

I usually spend $100 on a girl. There are lots of Latina's around here, along with eastern european girls. Just be a gentlemen, like you want to be treated and they will be nice back to you. They will make small talk and eventually they might give you more options (for more money ofc)

First time, dude that scared the hell out of me. I was really shy when i arrived. So many girls just looking at you. But the girl i chose noticed that i was shy and she explained how it worked. She didn't rip me off and i had a great time with her. Too bad she left. I became lot more confident in life in every way.

Sad to hear the cops around you are such cunts. I mean it's just sex, who gives a shit you do that for money or not.

have a good time user.
i had a similiar experience in amsterdam.
want to try prague next.

What I donno can't hurt me user

That sounds great. And wow didn't think it'd be that cheap. What's $100 compared to dealing with the bullshit of a GF and the countless dollar required to keep her happy?

And the police are like this because prostitutes are illegal here. Illegal means incapable of being regulated. Regulated meaning able to be properly taxed. The US government doesn't really give a shit about morals or stuff like that. They just want their slice of the pie. And it won't be legal here any time soon because of blow hard Christian's and bad parents. "What will I tell little Johnny? What kind of message would that send me daughter?"