Wake up in the middle of night

>wake up in the middle of night
>have to piss real bad
>can't because too comfortable

...

>Resign to the fact that you're not getting up
>Piss self

Wait til morning

This is where adult diapers come in handy user. Try them.

Are you really comfortable user?

You must be new or something, haven't you heard of piss bottles yet?

I call 'em cum bottles.

Not OP, but that would still require movement.

Piss bottles my man

Piss the bed.

>profit

Attach a pipe to your weiner

>keep empty bottle under pillow
>reach back and grab when needed
>pee pee
>replace and go back to sleep
problem solved

Would that not compromise comfort?

Bottle would compromise comfort of pillow.

Why is peeing in bottles so much better than in the toilet?

Don't have to leave the comfort of your cheeto encrusted gaming chair :^)

You could have a setup where you just connect the pipe to your benis whenever required. The pipe can be hanging in an easily reached spot near or on the bed.

Ah, now you're making more sense my friend. The logistics of cock pipes never cease to amaze me.

this

I just walked over to my bed and put a water bottle under the pillow and it felt fine

Hmmm. OP's pillows may not be similar to yours.

I have a jug of an empty laundry detergent that I use often. I dont have to get up and go to the bathroom. I just use that and I'm done

Sounds comfy