Roast me

roast me

You're fat! Hahahahaha

you're not even worth the effort of a reply

You're a fucking fat ass... but hey, you're about my size so I am too. Fat fuck master race represent my fellow land whale! :)

cant your to big for the oven

you looks like my mom

You look like an ice cream cone thats been stuffed into a mall cop outfit with a thumb on top

post dick for a proper roast tubby

paul fart the blart cop

You look kind

I don't see who you are going to protect with that uniform and badge when you can't even protect yourself from more than 3000 calories a day.

Nah man! i suspect youre a good guy. And tbh, walk some of that fatty fat fat off and you would be a player son!

I'm too cool to roast.

Roasting you would end world hunger

Aye lemme suck yo tiddies

VHS is 15 years out of date you fucking fat piece of shit.

Looks like you've had enough roast already there bud. Maybe try the salad.

Also check em

attention seeking bitch. how's your pussy treating you?

I can't, I don't have a spit that would support your ass.

aint got enough fuel.

you should be wrapped in banana leaves and buried in a pit of coals for a day.

>Paul Shart the blart mart.

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Couldn't find a big enough roasting pan.

Where's the penis? I just see a little scared baby field mouse.

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damn this is sad

>user asks for dick pic, OP posts its ballgina
OP is forever a fag

You are a disgrace to the image of mankind.

You look like the star of Hot Fudge

Ohhhh shittt

Life is doing the job for us.
If I looked like this, I'd find the nearest active volcano and jump into it.
Would jump into the sea but wouldn't want to cause a tsunami.

Also, if OP is a security guard, please tell me they issue these brain-dead "too pussy to join the army or police" guys guns, because everyone, even that cunt born without arms and legs, will outrun this bucket of fat and failure.

Roasting you on a spit could probably end world hunger

someone already made that joke you fuckin cabbage

Your mom loves you very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much.

Nah, you've seen enough roasts already