Would you risk it, Sup Forums?

Would you risk it, Sup Forums?

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Hell yeh.

What's the risk?
You have in writing that she's 18 and 19.

i dont get it

definitely

There is 0 risk. Also she doesn't even look that young.

irl loli fuck yeah bro

Risk what? Premature ejaculation?

Get you ass back to r3ddit with that copy pasta shit, bitchass nigga!

get her social media

how do you know it's from reddit

Very much worth it.

yes

>everytime you go out in public together(if you arent a manlet)
>gasp
>my goodness
>random off duty cop tackles you
>takes 2 hours to get situation sorted
>your movie is over
>they dont refund tickets
>they dont have another showing for 2 hours
>decide to go to resturant instead
>they bring her the kids menu
>she feels bad about her self
>user lets just go
>date ruined
>you go to kiss her
>on duty cop tackles you
>takes 2 hours to get situation sorted
>just take me home user


Sounds like a good situation but god the daily nonsense would be to much to handle

this

No, too thin for me, I prefer the curvier types (no, not hamplanets)

>Just one picture
Hope you like getting scammed

Do i have to hold your hand while you piss too?
reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/6dgkfp/not_sure_how_much_i_trust_this/

Easily solved by having her call me "daddy" in public.

fuck off back there faggots like you are ruining this site

And when you put your arm around her waist and she kisses you on the kips for more then 1 second?

We're very close, like Donald and Ivanka.

By callin out r3ddit copy paste shit?... get the fuck outa here with that shit

I feel the same about hypothetically dating a midget. Seeing a grown man bend down and kneel while passionately kissing a dwarf would turn some heads, i'm sure.

you obviously browse reddit if you know that's copypasta

> doesn't understand the purpose of I.D.

there is this thing nigger... wudduya call it... ah yeah, an id.

Do i need to explain how to you how image search works, you dumb nigger?

How much tinfoil is on your head right now?

Cops wont believe it. You can get fake id's. They will want to look you up and get a second reference. You will be on their time not yours

Look up emancipated youths.
Legit girls who are 16 but emancipated and live on their own and have 18+ boyfriends.They still get shit going cause of it

I dated a girl like that for over 8 years. When we kissed in public we would get the weirdest looks from people but it was OK because we like messing with people. Cops did stop and question us a lot that's why she always had her ID with her. Some places though she was my sister/daughter. Sadly she was killed in a car accident by a stupid drunk driver. R.I.P. my love.

bruh

damn was not expecting the feels. Do you still think of a her to this day?

> being this retarded
> not knowing that the database would have a notation on your I.D. the first time that happened

You're extremist belief that the police would intervene is dumb.
Random people maybe once in a while.. maybe.

Yes everyday it's been 4 years

any nudes since she dead and all?

Tfw she gets the kids menus and you tell them you're fucking

>random off duty cop tackles you
>press charges
>repeat
Sounds pretty good to me, especially after they figure out they were wrong.

Kek

Yes, she's short too. I'd be down explaining it to everyone, worth it

That's why you always check that the child seat is secured. Sorry bro.

Why would you even ask that

She has to agree that she is legally of age by using the app. So hell yeah I'd risk it.

Lol

so i can fab of course

what a stupid question

Why would YOU even ask that? Look where you are.

Nudes or this story is fake

Children literally aren't bound by that. You are still committing a crime if you fuck a young girl even if she looks >=18 and says she is 18.

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who cares human are evil

Sorry your not getting them I have them put up.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I've walked around town with a 15 year old, kissing and groping.

>fuck the police
>tfw age of consent is 14

if the condom dont fit, you must aquit

I don't believe you

Kek

you know what give me her name so i can google her accident

Mein negger. Here it's 16
>feelsgoodman

Yeah right you sure she didn't die from a train explosion

This doesn't even make sense. "I HAD a tumor(...) when I was 10". Well that implies it was removed at 10 and the pituitary gland would then have worked normally afterwards, right? The person who made this should have said "I had a tumor on my pituitary gland until I was 16 - 17 which stopped growth hormones".

shit ya id risk it, probably ask for ID though before fucking

Pedos dream come true

Man it's gotta be hard knowing everyone you ever date has a pedo fetish.

Maybe the had to remove a significant part of the gland, made it useless.

really dude this is whats grabs your attention in this story.

bitch sounds like a white knight

>If you only care about looks swipe left

what the fuck, which guy would look at that and not like it? I mean I can understand someone wanting a less attention-seeking whore but she looks hot as hell

just so good. I'm 26 myself. Fucking 11 year age difference. Got me rock hard every time she stepped off the train

And here we have a moron who. Knows nothing about cancer.

They don't just remove the tumor, they also remove surrounding tissue.
The pituitary on a child (and even an adult) isn't large tp begin with.
Odds are they took it out along with the tumor to be safe. Like they do with breasts or testicles.

It is fake. Person who made it used a picture of a 10 year old russian model.

I mean, the person made the account to troll pedos. Might as well do it right.

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holy fucking yes champ, go for it

This is the funniest post in this thread. FPBP

GUYS FOCUS NO ONE CARES ABOUT CANCER ITS ALL ABOUT THAT SMOOTH PUSSY

FFS do i really have to spell it out for you

>then have worked normally afterwards, right?
>right?

Says the imbecile who can't read a question properly.

fotogaleri.haberler.com/unlu-yonetmenin-kucuk-kizinin-instagram/

My gf (22) has this condition. Shes 3.5 ft, skinny and looks 9 yrs old.

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So nudes you faggot

>they come to my house after school
>still wearing those cute uniforms
>mfw

Then they tell you you're so smart when you help them with math homework. Kek.

Where are the nudes?

>seems legit

>fotogaleri.haberler.com/unlu-yonetmenin-kucuk-kizinin-instagram/


YOU SIR ARE A CHAMP..... id still fuck her

>mfw virgins lying to themselves

There are no nudes. Ill just tell her to get undressed when I wanna see her naked

Cucks

If you stopped wearing a glove on your right hand you wouldn't have to "tell her".

i this shit even real, cause i might have that too, any dr user can confirm?

Then a regular pic, o wait you'll just post a random 9 yr old because you're full of shit.

Was that supposed to be a joke? Lol

I'm not saying that I'm getting them drunk and high for the craziest sex because that's illegal and I would never do that.

post a pic with id.

Don't know why they would go straight for the tackle.

Damn dream girl alert

What is the point of lying to strangers anonymously on the internet?

>would then have worked normally afterwards, right?
Wrong

Can she even bear children?

Please educate me Dr. House.

Hell yeah

why not, if she's legal maybe you can giver her the pituitary poke this time.

genuinelly this
even if she does turn out to be underage if you can show that you had good reason to believe that she was old enough (such as her telling you in writing) they can't touch you anyway

I would be worried if this wasn't asked

People who've have tumors pressing on their pituitary and gotten treatment usually have reduced function afterwards.

Just because you've been treated doesn't mean your body retroactively produces GH etc for time lost.