Hi, we're giving out free condoms to everyone in the dorm to promote safe sex. How many do you need?

>Hi, we're giving out free condoms to everyone in the dorm to promote safe sex. How many do you need?

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I'll take one byt I probably don't need any

Just 2, need to have my friends back if they're unprepared.

Why don't you come inside and find out?

Then she reports you and you have to take a sexual harassment class required by the university

Your friends fuck you?

Zero, because I'm married and monogamous.

Non

HUGHMUNGUS WOT

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

i bet you call your mom every sunday.

I'll take the lot. Sex almost isn't worth what condoms cost.

Need: 0
Wish I needed: 100+
Might use: 1 or 2

Nah fuck that crazy bitch.

>2017
>using condoms
lol faggots

>How many do you need?

How long will you be staying to help me use them?

0 - shes on the nexplanon

So you walk into her?

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Hello newfag

oh, the irony

Only newfags try to call people newfags. Actual oldfags don't give a shit

Kek fucking newfag fell for it

These are all expired......... WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO MEEEEE

Only newfags get buthurt about being called new fags old fags don't care

I fell for what? Pointing out the autism? Yeah I did fall for that good job, you got me!
What a funny guy :')

Can I have a box of kleenex?

Old fags know to just abandon autism threads CY#

Are you blind bitch? I don't need condoms.

Sorry degenerate slut. Shut your mouth. I hate shameless sluts. Throw away your basket before I beat you bloody.

To do....?

No you fell for the bait nigger. You would know that if you weren't an extreme newfaggot

>sexual harassment class
Great place to pickup loose chicks

Holy shit this guy really does not understand

>/r/incel

>girl humors user and then they sit in uncomfortable silence because user didn't think that far ahead.

*takes handful*

How could someone tell this by looking at you?

Only fags wear condoms.

None, because I'm not a faggot.

The whole bowl.

Nah, she lives with them.

He forgot to add "celibate".

The way i see it. Those who want to have protected sex already has condoms

Unic in a banana hammock

His visible gay triats.

He has his back facing her because he couldn't look her in he eyes

Do you have any snug fit or are you all out of those already ?

This reminds me of my autistic freshman roommate who got like 30 condoms from the health center and stored them in his desk. Needless to say, they remained there until move out.

One can only hope.

I'll take the whole bowl please. You look pretty cute, don't come to school tomorrow :^)

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Doofus. It says walk away

Sorry I have to buy magnums, its a bit too girthy and it'll rip if I try those.

Ever heard of the virgin walk?

Nope. Sounds fake

no

I think your problem is that the woman isnt getting wet.

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Enough to perfect my balloon animals

your newfag is showing

Lol he continues to watch anime and eat mac n cheese.

How new can you get?

you're all actually the newfags... its cute, u dont even know u got trolled

Op takes none because guys cant get pregnant

i don't get this thread. why would you take more than 1? can't you just reuse it?

Riiight.

as long as its dishwasher safe

Dont tell company secrets.

Hopefully they can get AIDs.

I wonder how anons have passed by their (possibly only) chance as they were going through higher education?

no thanks honey, those dont fit. We wouldint wanna make you pregnant would we?

Doesnt matter. All gay people are born with aids. Isn't that why they say "born this way"?

>calling a woman you just met "honey".

yep, and u think this is samefag cuz ur ego doesnt allow u to be wrong lol but its 3rd party

What are you talking about?

Ikr. I dont think she'll have to worry about a fag getting her preggo

read the chain bucko

Eh. Its not important.

the fact that you're defending yourself so hard just gives it away
take a screenshot if you're so certain fucking faggot

Just grab a handful and say "thanks". It doesn't need to be hard. Then whoever's standing next to you will have to do the same thing, or else they'll look weak.

yea ur too cool for it, lol well played chill cool guy approach to defeat, i like it.

Pretend you're not in, so no one will find out that you're still a virgin.

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oh cool, finally got some water balloons to throw at those nasty ass pigeons in my dorm.

Yup you should screenshot this. No one will beleive you. Print this out frame it up and put it on your desk. Your greatest achievement ever.

takes 10 seconds, literally took just as much time as ur comment took to type...

But i dont care to look. Im too fucking cool.

im getting my arguments mixed up now time to go to bed, i totally beat u guys in Sup Forums just now

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None, Always Raw Dog Crew

*dudes
*virgin/rapist

all of them

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Kewl, I'm in a screen shot

Y-you too

>Premarital sex

Brilliant

>sees girl handing out free condoms in dorm
>turn around immediately and hide in car for 3 hours
>come back
>she isn't there anymore
>thatwasclose.jpg
>almost had to talk to someone