What can be hidden inside a vulva or vagina?

What can be hidden inside a vulva or vagina?

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Cactuses.

Love

A rotten fish

Bag of sand.

Cocks.

A key

Dignity

panties. the only way to wear them right.

Virginity

That's where my mom hides my good boy points

the salami

chicken tendies to make them tasty for the meal

>Bitten nails
>Poor shaving
She doesn't deserve to have that pussy

My dick

>inside a vulva
Do you even anatomy?

Stop watching porn friend

Aids

The labia are part of the vulva right? If something's between the labia it's in the vulva then.

Morality is sadly wasteful

Don't turn your back on a cactus. -Christopher Walken

Peanuts.

Perpetual wage-slavery.

jelly beans

I believe that Queensnake did this.

A whole bag of jelly beans

That's stretching a technicality.
If you hold a penny between your lips, is the penny *in* your face?

>because good personal grooming is only ever in porn

A decent vibrator with D Cell batteries.

razor blades

Posting from mobile but there was a news story a while back a woman tried to smuggle a revolver into prison in her vagina.

raise your standards friend

the 60s

the biggest cucumber of the story

Potato

Actually seen this. Had to use a spoon to take it out. Shit was fun.

damn user u wuz cloes

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good point

Children. Stupid ass

a open bottle of wine

Actual people, I shit you not

"Mom I just alpha'd on the internet! Can you bring me more chicken tendies?"

I had my girl hide 1/4 ounce of weed in hers when we went on a vacation to Mexico...no way was I gonna smoke Mexican dirt weed while on vacation. Had to bring my own with me..

In hindsight I shouldn't have put her at risk, but they only searched you on way back, not too.

A baby

agreed

MODS MODS MODS

Why was this not the first answer?

No, 3 mods can't be hidden inside a pussy.

fucking doyled

Idk man that's pretty good grooming..

A key to a Volkswagon Scirocco

her big sisters birthday gift

a baby

lesbian boobs

cause YOU cant hide a cock on it
you may can hide a dildo or similar, but cock is attached to the guy. Except if you cut it from the guy and place it inside

you know what I mean??

PS. the cock is partially, you cant hide the entire cock inside!