Ask a Schizophrenic anything. I may take a while to reply sometimes, be patient!

Ask a Schizophrenic anything. I may take a while to reply sometimes, be patient!
Free (you)s for all posters!

A decent amount of anons have expressed the desire for a Discord channel, so here's that, everyone is welcome to join. /qxvmBU

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youtube.com/watch?v=2uEijJoiZbU
youtube.com/watch?v=bbBMaWNLAqQ
open.spotify.com/album/6R9cHdJ7hljxDDYq2tUCdO
youtube.com/watch?v=1J7nglMsPnY
open.spotify.com/album/52SHWfP9ggb7cg1E0iBH1h
youtu.be/Ziw4yd5R0QI
open.spotify.com/album/1BRtQtljRJIxroJXI20K39
youtube.com/watch?v=8iMMoGuUxks
youtube.com/watch?v=5O2JdoFMIwk
youtube.com/user/sssShawnnnn
vocaroo.com/i/s1cpfoqPBSMg
vocaroo.com/i/s1SHDiUTPbhp
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

What kind of delusions do you experience on a day to day basis?

>What kind of delusions do you experience on a day to day basis?
Primarily grandiose delusions. Though, I still wonder if they are actually delusions or not...

How can you know this thread isnt a delusion?

>How can you know this thread isnt a delusion?
Do you even know what a delusion is, user?

Bump with a doodle

Im too high to care honestly

Are traps gay?

>Im too high to care honestly
Lucky you.
>Are traps gay?
Pic related.

Should irl loli be legal?

>Should irl loli be legal?
Why not?
Lolis != underage

ever have UFO experience

Does the idea of an incest family appeal to you?

>ever have UFO experience
I've seen some pretty strange things, but I can't say for sure.
>Does the idea of an incest family appeal to you?
Yea, I kinda dig that.

>Ask a Schizophrenic anything
What is that thing behind you?

I love you schizo-sama~!

what the worst crime you done?

>What is that thing behind you?
A dog

wanna cuddle non-sexually?

>I love you schizo-sama~!
Are you sure about that?
>what the worst crime you done?
I dunno.. Stole?
>wanna cuddle non-sexually?
I don't even kno you.

...

Hey, music guy from the other thread here! Have a couple of albums to share, nearly all instrumental, hope you'll enjoy them.
youtube.com/watch?v=2uEijJoiZbU (Jazz Fusion, has vocals on the first two minutes of Willie The Pimp and studio chatter at the start of The Gumbo Variation)
youtube.com/watch?v=bbBMaWNLAqQ (Experimental/Avant-Garde Jazz with some elements of genres like death metal and funk. Very weird album. There's screaming on "The Vault", "Poisonhead", "I Die Screaming", "Pistol Whipping", "Shock Corridor" and "American Psycho", so skip those if you don't want screaming.)
open.spotify.com/album/6R9cHdJ7hljxDDYq2tUCdO (Progressive/Sludge Metal. Interesting case in that there are two versions of the album here, one has vocals, and the other is entirely instrumental. Listen to the second disc for the instrumental version)
youtube.com/watch?v=1J7nglMsPnY (more Jazz Fusion, this time the compositions were executed nearly entirely on a Synclavier DMS. Some of the songs sound like videogame music. Very cool, at least to me.)
open.spotify.com/album/6R9cHdJ7hljxDDYq2tUCdO (Dark Ambient/Industrial Rock/Other... Things... It's hard to classify. Pretty good though.)
open.spotify.com/album/52SHWfP9ggb7cg1E0iBH1h (Experimental Rock with some acoustic tracks and some ambient tracks)
youtu.be/Ziw4yd5R0QI (Post-Rock, the first post-rock album I ever heard, actually. Great album.)
open.spotify.com/album/1BRtQtljRJIxroJXI20K39 (Progressive Metal/Jazz Fusion)
youtube.com/watch?v=8iMMoGuUxks (MORE Progressive Metal)

>Hey, music guy from the other thread here!
Hiya, music dude.
>Have a couple of albums to share, nearly all instrumental, hope you'll enjoy them.
I'll give them a listen, thanks for sharing.

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
would you suck mine?
please?

No problem! How've you been since the last thread?

Ass or tiddies?

>DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
No
>would you suck mine?
No.
>please?
No.
>How've you been since the last thread?
Not bad, really tired, I've been up since like midnight or something and slept like shit last night.
How about you?
>Ass or tiddies?
I'ma have to say ass.

alright pretender, any real Schizo would be all over dick
papers please

Been going back to college, it's been pretty stress-free so far. Got invited to student senate, which is cool, but I gotta get 50 signatures in order to do it.
and i am very very bad at talking to new people
And aside from that, life's been normal, aside from passing out at 4 am a few nights ago. It was a low blood sugar thing, funnily enough, rather than a time thing. I stay up until 4 every night, but on days where I don't eat much, I pass out. I never pass out otherwise.
Fuckin' weird how my body works.

>any real Schizo would be all over dick
Nah mate, no self-respecting Schizo would go gay.

*gae

>Schizo
>self respecting
you fuckin wot m8
i have yet to meet such a creature
i have lived around of all kinds of autistic fucks and only a handful of them was self respecting, mainly the ADHD fuckers

i have adhd and i fucking hate myself, what the fuck are you talking about

thats why only a handful and dont worry i hate you too

>Been going back to college, it's been pretty stress-free so far.
That's good to hear. Hopefully, it doesn't get too rough for you.
>and i am very very bad at talking to new people
Then it's the perfect opportunity for you to try to change that, no?
>Fuckin' weird how my body works.
You and me both, friend.
>*gae
Oh shit, you're right. I didn't even catch that.
>i have lived around of all kinds of autistic fucks
Well, we're not talking about autistic fucks, we're talkign about Schizos.

Very very true. Plus I'm taking a public speaking course, maybe that'll help as well.

Is that your doggo?

Schizos are a sub-species of autistic fucks


see
yes i dun fucked up

>taking a public speaking course
Oh, fun.. There's no way I could do that. I can barely talk to one or two people, let alone a group of people.
>Is that your doggo?
Yep.
>Schizos are a sub-species of autistic fucks
Are you sure you're not the autistic fuck, user?

i am, you are talking to a sperglord
thats also why i have meet many autistic fucks such as you

That's a huge doggo

We did our first speeches last week and I did mine on why I like music.
I think I've pigeonholed myself as "the music guy".

>i am, you are talking to a sperglord
Makes sense, sperglords are attracted to other sperglords.
>autistic fucks such as you
I'm not autistic fuck, I assure you, user.
>That's a huge doggo
Nah, she's not that big. Just the angle of the photo.

>she
do you fug her?

Would you be down for having sex with me? Maybe you're bi, or gay4pay? I'm basically just looking for some long-term sexual partners. I'd be able to provide a place to stay and pay for the travel costs in case you live outside colorado.

>That's a huge doggo
Here's a better pic

i'm not op but i'm just wondering why so many people are trying to get op to fuck them

>implying you are not a autistic fuck
boyo i have seen you constantly make these threads, you must be autistic
dick sucking when?

that is an adorable dog, holy shit
...granted i'm biased, pretty much any animal is adorable to me. but still, that dog is cute as heck

Cute doggo

>I think I've pigeonholed myself as "the music guy".
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>do you fug her?
I wish.
>Would you be down for having sex with me?
I don't fug bois.
>i'm not op but i'm just wondering why so many people are trying to get op to fuck them
I wonder the same thing.
>boyo i have seen you constantly make these threads
Everyone who posts on Sup Forums is autistic on some level. But I'm no sperglord.
>that is an adorable dog, holy shit
She is cute as fuck.
>Cute doggo
Very much so.

What delusions do you have ? Sometimes I wonder if I'm schizophrenic because I do things I don't want to , and tell myself I don't want to do the thing I'm doing . But it's all impulse and when I'm done I regret it . Then the cycle repeats.

>LTE
mah nigga, Acid Rain powered my high school years

I like Explosion in the Sky a lot, thanks

Have a little present for your trouble
EminentJubilantJoey on gyfcat

>i wish
What's stopping you?

I could also fuck YOUR ass if you want! I can be both top and bottom, depending on your preferences. The only condition is a certain amount of pain. Maybe due to the lack of lube when shoving my throbbing cock through your arsehole, or due to me fingering your nipples. I'm pretty open to fetishes, too, so if you've got any fantasies, you may live them out with me! So?

>You say that like it's a bad thing.
I mean it isn't, I fucking love music. I've actually connected with some of my closest friends over music, so it's okay to be the music guy.
>mah nigga, Acid Rain powered my high school years
LTE is such a great band.
>I like Explosion in the Sky a lot, thanks
No problem!

Schizos are not sperglords dumdum
what vidya you into and what other hobbies? im trying to prove a point here

>What delusions do you have ?
user, that was literally the first question in the thread.
>Sometimes I wonder if I'm schizophrenic because
That doesn't sound like Schizo at all. (I'm not a doctor)
>what vidya you into?
RPG, survival mostly.
Dark Souls (the series) are my favorite games.
>Have a little present for your trouble
I love that gif.
>What's stopping you?
She's not in heat, won't let me touch her pussy.
>I could also fuck YOUR ass if you want!
I'm not gae, user. I don't have sex with bois.

>I fucking love music.
I feel you there. Music is fucking amazing.
>what vidya you into
See: >and what other hobbies?
I don't really have any other hobbies.
>im trying to prove a point here
What is that point?

Bimo

how's her pussy? let's see some pics

Are you under medication ?
My first shrink put me under Quetiapine after a 30mn consultation. Turned me mental. Turned out he was just a retard and I'm nowhere close to Schizophrenic

What's your favorite album? Or, if you prefer, favorite musician/band?
Favorite album for me is MBV's Loveless, and my favorite band/musician is... Well, it depends. My favorites ever are Tool, The Mars Volta, The Cure, David Bowie, and Big Black, but right now Ween's creeping into a top spot because I've been listening to all of their albums lately and am REALLY enjoying their stuff.

how many cocks do you suck per hour and why do you bother posting here queer

OP thats a nigger dog.

>how's her pussy? let's see some pics
I don't want to wake her up again. Then I'll have to give her attention.
>Are you under medication ?
No, I try to avoid all medication if at all possible.
>Turned out he was just a retard
He was probably just a pill pusher.
>What's your favorite album?
youtube.com/watch?v=5O2JdoFMIwk
>Or, if you prefer, favorite musician/band?
youtube.com/user/sssShawnnnn
>Tool
Oh man, I haven't listened to Tool in a long time. I love their stuff.

>how many cocks do you suck per hour
Exactly zero.
>why do you bother posting here queer
Why not?
>OP thats a nigger dog.
Did you just call my dog a nigger?

>I haven't listened to Tool in a long time.
neither has Maynard. HAHAAAAAAAAgoddammit maynard work on the new album already
>youtube.com/watch?v=5O2JdoFMIwk
>youtube.com/user/sssShawnnnn
Never heard of these before, will check them out!

>Never heard of these before
>He's never heard of Shawn Wasabi
How could you not?!

Attic Abasement is like some backwoods Sup Forums shit. Love it.

>He's never heard of Shawn Wasabi
>How could you not?!
I dunno. The name is vaguely familiar, but I've never heard any of these songs. Some of them are pretty good, even if it's not what I normally listen to.

How big is you're cocke?

Only schizo I've known had some serious anger issues and always blamed it on the disease, is he full of shit?

>Some of them are pretty good
I could listen to him all day in fact, I have.
>How big is you're cocke?
Well, I don't have any tools to measure it effectively. But the last time I did, it was a little bigger than 5 inches in length and a tiny bit shorter than 6 inches in girth.
>is he full of shit?
Dunno, I've never met him.

vocaroo.com/i/s1cpfoqPBSMg

age, height, biological gender, diet, and have you allways been like this? also what anime?

>vocaroo.com/i/s1cpfoqPBSMg
Couldn't have put it better myself.
>age
25
>height
5"6'ish
>diet,
Uh... Food?
>and have you allways been like this?
I think so
>also what anime?
What do you mean "what anime"?

do you eat junk food or healthy most of the time?

>do you eat junk food or healthy most of the time?
I wouldn't say I eat healthy, but I don't really eat junk food either.

why do i hate myself?

>why do i hate myself?
Because you constantly fail your own expectations by not putting enough effort in?

idk if anyone brought it up but you seem to have a fondness fore this character dose it talk to you or do you think youre them? or just like them?

>or just like them?
I just like her.

Have you ever used "User" as a username on something

why have my expectations have always been too high? i've always felt like a shit

>Have you ever used "User" as a username on something
No, I'm not a loser.
>why have my expectations have always been too high?
Maybe that's not the question you should be asking.

what are your hobbys

>what are your hobbys
Mostly just playing vidya and shitposting on Sup Forums

Plis be my gf

what vidya

>Plis be my gf
I'm not a grill.
>what vidya
I've been playing Factorio and League of Legends recently.

ok. why don't i feel worthy of the effort?

>why don't i feel worthy of the effort?
Isn't that a question you should ask yourself?

i have and don't have an answer. im fishing for suggestions or solutions.

>league of legends
League is shit, you fuckin pleb.

vocaroo.com/i/s1SHDiUTPbhp

do you hear voices

i fap to your waifu, thoughts?

>i have and don't have an answer.
Well, why not?
>League is shit
Yes, it is. I agree, I fucking hate that game.
>do you hear voices
Yes.
>i fap to your waifu, thoughts?
I couldn't care less.

what do they say

thanks mr peanut butter