My gf and I want to be murdered by someone while we are having sex somewhere secluded...

My gf and I want to be murdered by someone while we are having sex somewhere secluded. You think it's possible for someone to do it and get away with it if we kinda helped them?

could definitely make that look like a murder/suicide.

Where do you live i'll happily oblige killing you.

We are in California

Ask Armin Miewes when he gets out of jail.

by what method?
knife, gun, strangled, other?

Unless you're paying for my plane ticket from UK nah, can't do it.
But yes i think you can get some sick twisted fuck like me to do this shit for you, Aslong as he knows how to clean up bodies.

>cuckafagia
no wonder you wanna die, get away frmo that cancerous faggotstate
i gaurantee being around healthy decent human beings will make you want to live again.

california will sink where it belongs, at the bottom of the ocean.

We aren't sure yet.

suppose to look like an accident or a murder?
messy or clean.
do you want to look sexy in death?

do you want to be coupled in death.
do you want to cum together at the moment of death.

Some weird fucking questions in the last few posts.
>gazing into the abyss

You and your girlfriend?
... Or your ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend with a bigger dick than yours, and you want us to do your dirty job?

its a weird thread.
WTF are you doing here?

Suffocate her with dick. Easy as that.

this is bait - plain and simple

Lol no it's both our fantasy

OP moar pictures so we know its not really two men kissing....

oh well, I wouldn't mind but I'm in Europe so you'll have to find someone closer

... or come visit

if you plan to kill yourselves, why not do it in style, here?

why not take a drug and have sex while slowly dying

This, overdose spectacularly on something exciting.

Yeah I can sort that out for you, no problem.
>Walks in
>OP is putting it inside his hambeast
>OP is Edging
>Shoot OP
>Make hambeast give me sloppy BJ
>Lol OP beta cuck
>Spunk in hambeast
>Tell cops OP an hero'd after walking in on me and Hambeast
>Start new life with hambeast

Check deez

H

Go to Camp Crystal Lake and have sex Jason will take care of it .