I've been to several doctors and no one wants to help. No one seems to be able to fix me without extensive surgery

I've been to several doctors and no one wants to help. No one seems to be able to fix me without extensive surgery

Can you guys please give me a confidence boost by telling me that you'd gladly suck it for me?

I guess, but is that before or after you put your ninth hole

i would gladly open an airlock and suck your freakish alien cock into the vaccum of space where it fucking belongs

holly shit it look like you could play golf with it xD

>743917903
no

If I was you I would get a sex change

Get the surgery.

Lmfao just pay a hooker or actually find someone that loves you

>circumcision

Holy cow, are you ok?

I would make you suck mine instead

Timestamp first

its photoshop let the thread die for fucks sake

Really? You couldn't even bother to change the filename to something believable?

This is shit-tier bait OP. How are newfags falling for this?

use the schwartz

There were other pics of this dick on here Sup Forumsefore.

this thread was here like 3 hours ago. Zzz

Maybe sex just isn't for you

>recognising Internet dicks

Dude my sides

I'm more concerned about the fingernails.

But honestly you should just get a role in some weird ass porno as an alien

It looks like a golf club.

Anyone who thinks this is real is retarded

it was here like 30 minutes ago

How can dicks be real if our eyes aren't real

You sicken me

Huh, I never thought about that way user.

Now that I've finally stopped laughing. I honestly feel bad for you dude, you should seriously consider that surgery.

I'd recognize megamind anywhere

You aren’t supposed to masturbate like it’s a pistol grip

>jonah hill is a genius

>No one seems to be able to fix me without extensive surgery

well what the fuck do you expect???

I don't think that they make a pill or therapy to fix that bro. Let them do surgery, there is literally NO way it could be worse.

Time stamp that dick

FFS don't squeeze so hard when you jerk off.

It looks like gandalfs walking staff

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botched circumcision. male genital mutilation, everybody.

that is the funniest dick i have ever seen.
TRAGIC

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This.

TOP KEK

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looks like my 9 iron

seriously i nearly vomited. i"v seen alot of shit on Sup Forums but this is some next level shit. It's probably because i have a dick as well that i can relate. seriously dude that's the most disgusting disproportionate execuse of a dick i have ever seen

spooky dick is spooky
save it for halloween

>Exdeee

ADVANTAGES TO THAT PENIS: once its in, it ain't slippin out

>just the tip please??

everyone needs to shut the fuck up, this dude can probably smash puss while being on the other side of a corner.

It seems someone here will be a virgin forever, enjoy using onahole for the rest of your life you fucking deformed faggot.

Hahahaha that's gross and funny.

>saves image from Sup Forums
>creates a thread
>reads ppl talking about sucking dicks
>*starts fapping*

>i recognize that bulge
But also yeah same

looks like an alien fresh born from Sigourney's beaver

OP SHOULD PLAY GOLF WITH TRUMP!

This cock looks like a chestburster from alien movie thing

Thanks for giving me confidence in my cock.

Let's see it!

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top fucking kek

Gay ass no.

Please? *Cries*

What the hell happened.

Halp