I've been to several doctors and no one wants to help. No one seems to be able to fix me without extensive surgery

I've been to several doctors and no one wants to help. No one seems to be able to fix me without extensive surgery

Can you guys please give me a confidence boost by telling me that you'd gladly suck it for me?

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HAHAHAHA

Oh come on, that's photoshopped What the hell. You could tee off with that nine iron. Fuckin musical note lookin dong what the fuck son

Would suck you long time.

That is the weirdest fucking dick I have ever seen!
It reminds me of a Railway Spike.

No, but you can suck mine.
Would post pic, but between your dick, and
the chest burster I can't get it up.

I love sucking dick, oral is my favorite thing by far. I wouldn't fucking touch that thing with a 9001 foot pole.

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How the fuck would they fix you without extensive surgery?

what the fuck?

>he isn't aroused by chestbursters

become a porn star and shoot monster porn.

kek

This is bait, right?

Wtf man. You can't be fucking serious.

how did that happen? were you circumcised in India?

I hope that if you have kids you never fall for the Jew circumcision meme.

seriously though how'd this happen?

It doesn't look that bad. It's like an IRL dragon dildo

On the bright op, you don't have to pay for golf clubs.

good show! I was just about to comment the same thing being that is just what it looks like

What the fuck? Did you shove your cock in a meat grinder?

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kek

Holy shit! You kill small baby animals with that thing!?

Would still suck though.

Why the hell does your dick look like a leprechauns shillelagh.? Jesus op, I can smell the dick cheese through my eyes.

I got a good chuckle from that thanks

did someone grab it too hard or something? Honestly I don't think surgery would even fix that, might be better off becoming a woman OP

OP please tell us how it happened! Sup Forums demands an explanation!

Not making fun of you dude. genuinely curious

If you stop photoshopping your cock, it'll look normal in photos.

my heart goes out to you user. you have a skeletor dick.

well sex isn't everything. maybe you should commit your life to helping the poor?

Looks like a reverse dog penis what the fuck?

Oh white boi, at this point it's just getting sad...

Has it always been like that?

I'd blow you OP. I can already imagine your face while I'm doing it.

any relation

OP we still wanna know how it happened! I'm bumping the hell out of this thread. Tell your story!

I bet it doesn't look so bad while locked in chastity cage
erection is you enemy

fpbp

At least wait until the other thread dies fgt

OP, you have the most handicapped dick I have ever seen... Should come with a wheelchair it's so fucked Up .

My fucking sides

Kek someone cut out his dick from the picture and draw it in a wheelchair

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Not the best to look at but i bet its great to sit on

>Literally no recoil

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There was a second shooter

Yo OP can we get something next to it for scale
>i need to know If the shaft is a sharpie >or if that head is a peach

I have PD from a dick fracture drunk fucking too hard. Your shit looks way worse.

'Sup, Zack!

itt: all newfags

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Fucking lost

It looks like a dried mushroom

lel, underated

Your dick looks like it was ducked dry of all moisture.

post more

Roger that

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"haaaarrr!"

I'd gladly suck that.

Same! Wouldn't such a puffy, meaty head be amazing?

My trend friend FtM has a dick that looks like that after SRS.

Trans*

*Retarded

lmao, so fucking fake

Thanks for lightening up my day op.

Looks photoshoped.
If it's not would probably still feel pretty great to be fucked by, don't lose hope.

I think id either become trans or kill myself if i had that dick

I'd suck it and more, why would you want to fix that it'd feel great taking it deep

Are you guys serious. This is b8 it's been posted tons of times.

Classic newfag thread

Summer is here. Sup Forums is dead

Looks a little odd, but I believe the shape might help you with making a woman cum easier. That if it's not b8 ; this board is full of shit.

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