it's official I can masturbate to anything
It's official I can masturbate to anything
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what about this
yes looks like a bukkake
not sure how but ok
how bout this
what about this....
yes black chicks
yes beastiality
wtf going on in the background? is that a giant bee?
but the dogs arent doing anything remotely sexual
are you sure you just dont have a really overactive imagination
i guess so
what do you think of this bad boy
It's true enlightenment isn't it? Merely depraved people know where to find the darkest porn/fap material. Ascended people don't need that because they can find porn in anything.
I'm not into niggers
I feel like people with random tattoos like this are the people that buy the shit on the counter at Walgreens. "Oh! That'll look nice next to my troll dolls and two cuckoo clocks." Absolutely no sense of composition.
>it's official I can masturbate to anything
Top kek
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That would be fucking awesome, just carry her around in your pocket.
How about this big boy?
there's nothing unusual about jacking off to a fertile, healthy woman nursing her offspring. that's in like the top 10% of easiest things to jack off to m8
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would succ
Not OP, but blowjob and bestiality..
>That would be fucking awesome, just carry her around in your pocket.
Ooh, maybe sometimes make her ride around on your dick all day instead.
what about this?
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of course
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i hate fake blondes
Do I just masturbate into her or does she sit there?
I doubt she is physically able to jack me off, considering the girl in the picture looks about 1.4 times the size of my dick.
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Imagine being Huma in bed as Hillary goes down on you, having to be like “damn, Habibi, you fuckin’ fine, all sexy with your political prowess and stroke-victim face.
I love sex with you, both Huma and the real me.” when all she wants is to go back in time to marry Mohammed (pbuh) as his 9 year old bride. Like seriously imagine Huma’s POV, pretending to enjoy Hillary's wet slobber, the mood lighting barely concealing her crazy eyes and mustache, and just lie there, dreadful minute after minute, as she spells out her favorite Alphabet Agencies with her tongue, CIA, NSA, FB-- Ouch! You wince as she hatefully scrapes her dentures across your clit, but you fake some loud moans to cover it up. Not only having to tolerate her oral skills (no wonder Bill went rogue) and her monstrous fucking visage lapping sloppily between your thighs, but her haughty attitude as everyone in public tells her she’s STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MRS. CLINTON LOOKS LIKE THAT?? they’re not the ones who sees her this close without her clown make-up to cover up her "au naturel" beauty. You’ve been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wannabe models from Weiner’s Instagram DMs your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the sand dunes in the future Islamic State (INSHALLAH). You’ve never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and you swear you can taste the fishy scent from her loose crusty vag as she winks at you to switch places, smugly assured that she gave you multiple orgasms, and you’re getting paid for the opportunity to eat the “First (what she calls it herself) Pussy" of the United States, the pussy she let marinade in her diaper shit all day. And then she tells you "faster don't stop," and you know you could kill all your Muslim Brotherhood handlers before CIA could put you down, but you swallow and endure, because you’re fucking Huma. You’re not going to lose your spy career and alimony over this. Just bear it. Bury your tongue and bear it.