Are there any professional people on Sup Forums? I mean lawyers, doc's, engineers

Are there any professional people on Sup Forums? I mean lawyers, doc's, engineers.

software engineer reporting in
what's up?

I'm a chef, why do you wanna fuckin know?

Senior managerial consultant here.

I'm just curious what you think of all the crap that gets posted here. Sometimes there is something worth reading/looking at. The test is just crap.

Molecular biologist. Need some DNA cloned?

I'm an attorney.

I do bankruptcy at a pretty major firm.

Nice dubs in this thread.

thinking all day is hard work
i come to Sup Forums to mindlessly look at pointless crap

Professional autist here, what's up?

Mechanical Engineer

who pays you to be autistic?

I am Donald J. Trump, president of the United States of America. I cum in your constitution and don't give a fuck. AMA

Government, duh!

how many people has your firm bankrupted due to legal fees?

OP here. I'm just wondering if you look down on degenerates, or are here just to escape and unwind.

What's ivanka's ass taste like?

Like sweet butter.

i am a degenerate
i just happen to be paid better than most degenerates
we're all Sup Forumsrothers here

None that I know of. That's not really how it works.

I come here for entertainment. I'm usually let down, but not always. I don't come here to look down on people, but sometimes that ends up being the case.

OSP ENGINEER

you mean sweat butter

Architect here, 42

Work in Mergers & Acquisitions currently, but shit didn't magically change when I graduated and become employed.

> software engineer

that's like calling your trash person waste disposal engineer

RN here

Automotive engineer here.

sturgeon's law, dude.

> what the fuck don't make me google that

a fan came up to sf writer Theodore Sturgeon at a convention and declared "ninety percent of science fiction is crap!"

Theodore Sturgeon told him "ninety percent of everything is crap."

stay mad
i make a lot more than you do

I make $120,000 in Texas where the cost-of-living is pretty low. I'm an actual engineer

I'm a Civil Servant - I work for the UK government in an audit role.

>i

eh, alright, i only make slightly more than you do
but you're probably lying

No, there isn't. Everyone on here is either a student or a retarded old fuck that makes up a career to somehow brag or support an argument.

I'm not lying if you count bonuses, but don't mind me. I'm just being a dick because I hate some software engineers that I work with. Decided to take it out on you. It's OK, you're an engineer

I'm a chef at Wendy's.

Asst Professor - Medicinal Chemistry

I come here for rare good noodz, rare lulz, /fit/, and /adv/

Retarded old fuck checking in. Used to drive an ice wagon in the summer.

Let me guess, you're 37 and make $8.75/hour?

43 and have a 9 inch penis. I make 200k a year.

you're both lying. you are both twentysomething fat unemployed neckbeards trying to work out which community college course will have the least written work so it won't interfere with your massive mario kart weed smoking sessions.

mechanical engineer reporting in

Systems engineer

...

and what do you do?

Another retarded old fuck checking in. Professional locksmith. Not a bad gig.

how easy is it to pick or otherwise bypass the average home door lock?

Data Center facilities manager
AMA

At what income is one considered professional?

I make $80k

how easy is it to pick or otherwise bypass the average home door lock?

>Fucking. I do it every day.

I'm a behavioral health specialist.
I work with addicts and mentally ill peeps and help them re enter society.
Please shoot me in the head.

what kind of systems? i just left a systems engineering position for a software engineering one

any locks you can recommend aren't fucking easy to get past?

i'd say that qualifies

Assa and Medeco are both next to impossible to pick. Not totally impossible but the average lock picker won't pick the newest models available. Personally I use Assa. Their deadbolts list for between $125 and $200 for a single sided lock. These things will kick a professional's ass, I can't pick them and they eat drill bits for lunch.

Demand planner for CPG company's club channel.

AMA

what's the most interesting question to ask you?

Analyst for the state here

So you decide to come here on your off time and hang out with the mentally ill?

I'm a lawyer. For Wendy's. Ask me anything.

>$80k
I make $175k. Fuck off, poorfag.

Mental health professionals are often mentally deranged themselves

Electro Mechanical Engineer. Accredited in Assessment and Training. Never used any of them as I have always been better reimbursed via sales and consultancy.

Like heaven

Ph.D. in electrical engineering.
Report to CTO of 30k+ people semiconductor company.

World famous country/pop singer
Also a femanon checking in.

firefighter
fap n shitpost all day

get outa here taylor

Electrician and controls technician. How's it going? What do you do for a living?

Look at all the fags in here who think they're actually contributing to society but don't realize their jobs are bullshit

Ask a package delivery guy anything

Lol get a job.

>inb4 anons ask who femanon is

At least I'm not broke. :)

Leader of North Korea. How it be?

I smell your bullshit

what's so great about society that makes contributing to it worthwhile?
the purpose of a job is to get a bit ahead in the rat race so you can get some cheese instead of starving

Palliate care nurse (RN-BSN) reporting in. I'm actually leaving this job in 5 months to assume the role of Director of Nursing.

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What is the square root of 19385028402840284018502840284028502850285029305939109?

POST THAT FUCKING CAT YOU SLUT! WE NAMED THAT LITTLE NIGLET!

Therapist here

I bring in the shopping carts back into the store, so a professional loser.

At least you work bud. :)

1.3923012749703378e+26

Aero engineer (ultrasound, x-ray..). Been here for 10 y. I've probably fucked your mom and your dad.

Systems engineer too!

What does the color blue taste like?

Lawyer 30 here

Raspberry and coconut

Professional tax leech (Bum)

you and the store janitors get much respect from me...I know it's a shit job.

pic unrelated

Na, you do what you have to, to get by

Teacher here - responsible for the next generation - AMA

Why does my anus hurt?

Where do babies come from?

this is a great truth that is lost on so many people these days. It's almost like they haven't noticed that everyone dies or that it would not be a good thing if they didn't.
>society. lulz

NEETbux running out, user?

Why are you a liberal cunt?

Please die in a fire, slowly.

Anthropology PhD
Grad student