Would you fuck the girl version of yourself?

Would you fuck the girl version of yourself?

I fuck girls who are half me. That's similar, innit?

nah, she'd be an obnoxious fuck

Sure. My body type would be more attractive on a girl anyway, thin and lean. Horrible skin though.

Sister? Daughter?

She'd be fat and lazy with a beard.

Put me as undecided.

Sister would be half his parents, dumbass.

She'd be fat, lazy, and an all around asshole but if she's like me shell realize we both are fucked so yeah

Hmm, the problem is I can't decide if a female me would be more attractive than male me. I'm a solid 7/10, mostly fit (tad soft in the middle). Would depend on my cup size I suppose.

Daughters, dipshit.
Fucking a girl you made yourself is the best. Every man should try it.

And he's also half his parents. Siblings have half their genes in common, the same as parents and children

Story? Do they like it?

yup cuz i know exactly how i like it

up the ass

Only heterosexual twinks will be able to take advantage of this.

i might try, but girl me would probably turn me down like everyone else does

user, I wouldn't fuck to save this wretched species, if I were the last god damn man on earth.

I hadn't considered fucking an opposite version of myself though.

as in personality or the bitch look like me

>Story?
About what sort of thing, specifically(bad at storytelling and on phone)
>Do they like it?
Of course, girls like feeling their father's love.

right now yea id take it up the ass. if my partner is me she will fuck my ass who cares. whatever i want, i get. if you say no to OPs question...you dumb af fam

Boo fucking hoo dude

Sure

I think I would look something like taylor swift with a bit more meat on the bones

cocaine makes me crave cock. no homo.

No she wouldn't. She may be the only girl you've ever met who's exactly as desperate, lonely, and horny as you.

greentext faggot

very true

No. I have standards.

Only if it wasn't considered inbreeding

If she (I?) was attractive, sure

i'm sure the babies would be fine
think of all the piano they'd be playing with their extra fingers

How old were they when you started? How old now? What's your favorite way to fuck them? Have they had anal yet? Are they always obedient or have you had to force them? Does their mother know?

The twist is that it looks exactly as you are now. The sole difference is genitalia

Yes I would.

being that my dick is 8" does that mean i would have a big vagina?

>hate yourself so much you'd turn yourself down

No it would be a perfect fit

Fuck yeah I would. Our giant children may be ugly freaks, but god dammit if they all won't be playing professional sports one day.

t. 6'5 5/10 who shattered his leg the practice before state and gets to spend the rest of his life doing grunt work and coaching wrestling and football.

Depends....
Does the girl version of me also have a penis?

>How old were they when you started?
I start when they're around 2/3yo
>How old now?
Now they're 13(can't do her anymore), 11, 9, 7, 5, 3, and there's a new couple months old I haven't started with yet.
>What's your favorite way to fuck them?
The best is doing the oldest ones up their kitties and cumming in them but best with the younger ones is intercural (thigh fucking).
>Have they had anal yet
No butt stuff.
>Are they always obedient
Yes, my girls are well trained.
>Does their mother know?
Of course my wife knows, its not like I hide it. Sometimes I'll finger them at the dinner table and I never let any my bitches wear clothes.

Hell yeah. Blue eyes brown hair probably big knockers because my chest puffs out enough to hide my beer gut in a t-shirt.

That would be great. I could actually go fuck myself.

Why can't you do the oldest anymore? What age do you switch from intercrural to vaginal, and does it hurt them at first? Do you plan on having incest babies with them when they get older?

I'd fuck a guy version of myself as well we could have a threesome

I probably wouldn't; I'd be a fucking ugly girl, although I'd give myself a 6/10 now and 8/10 when fit.
For reference, I look a bit like the guy in the picture of a Wal-Mart checkout line with tons of bananas. Better jawline though

>Why can't you do the oldest anymore?
She's had her period, I ain't getting her pregnant. I don't be needing none of that.
>What age do you switch from intercrural to vaginal
Around 10, won't be too long before I start doing the next one that way. Though, I've put it in the younger ones but just barely some of the head, y'know, not much in them cause they smol.

She would kill herself before I got the chance.

>this episode turned me on when I was little

I guess i was gay even then

Yeah, i married her. Inside and out she is literally me if i was full of estrogen.

Fu king a crossdresser isn't gay, its super manly.

Yes I would in a heart beat. I would fuck a dead person, if it got a pussy ill fuck it.

Yes bcuz i know ill be q little slut

>asking the real answers here

>This is a easy question Pimp myself out
>know how to trick myself

Hell fucking no why would I want to fuck something I hate looking at?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I am trying to find a girl that is exactly like me

Yeah, pussy is pussy.

Nah, I have no illusions about my appearance.
I would probably throw up on her at some point, and vice versa.

>pic unrelated

wow you're hot

>>pic unrelated
you stupid motherfucker.

:(

Look, sorry, I'm kind of tense, day's been long and I can't sleep.
Hope you're doing better than me.

chill, faggot
i was just shitposting
have this to brighten your night

I've been on Sup Forums for at least 4 years and I've never seen something like this.

What the actual fuck, lmao.

>I've been on Sup Forums for at least 4 years
this is what makes you a newfag
>and I've never seen something like this
lurk moar

>needing to feel validated by how long ive been on here

Nah. Also you have to admit, you never see someone apologizing like that on here.

>>needing to feel validated by how long ive been on here
same person who posted
>I've been on Sup Forums for at least 4 years
kek

of course

Some of us has been here since before Sup Forums was open to the public. Fuckin koods.
Not something to be proud of.

If only the shoulders were a bit smaller

I've felt like blowing my brains out after edging for couple hours to porn. So, no, fucking my female self. Nope. Besides, I'd make an ugly ass trap.

Yes. The real question is would I fuck cole sprouse in cross-dress at the age he is in this picture?

Also yes.

i've been here for about 4 months now
it's just to keep the standards xD

this

No but I'd fuck 7-10/10 boys. I'm weird like that. I don't know what it is, maybe the fluoride.

absolutely the flouride and chemtrails. I'm not even mad

Yes i would, as long as the female version of me doesnt look exactly like me just with tits and a vagina, as long as its a genuine female looking version of me id fuck the shit out of me.

You too nigga? Thought I was alone.

These days? No, not really. Sex drive ain't what it used to be.

Back when I was 16-17? I'd have knocked her up, and that would have been bad. No one ever told me the pullout method didn't work - I found that shit out the hard way.

So I'd rather have had another guy me around between the ages of 14-17.

I'd rather be the girl version of myself and fuck the guy version of myself.

that's actually hot as fuck.

Definitely, would be into some good stuff without having to push too hard

If I already have long hair does that mean my female self would have short hair?

Hell yes is the only correct answer