Gents. Lets all come together through this medium known as the internet! We dont have to be alone!

Gents. Lets all come together through this medium known as the internet! We dont have to be alone!

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I've gone full slav/degenerate. Drinking Vodka in my boxers alone in my barracks room. I don't really know if theres any place id rather be..

> been driniking since I was 15
> every time I drink alcohol nowadays I throw up in my mouth and get acid reflux
> every tme I get drunk I feel like shit and lose my ability to block out my shame
> when I wake up in the morning I feel horrible and guilty even if I didn't do or say anything

W-what do, guys?

Damn dood. Im not sure what to do there bud. Listen, this might sound stupid. But drink just a little bit, enough to get tipsy. Then end the night! Then rinse and repeat. Your brain may be telling your body that this alcohol stuff is bad news, gotta make it change its MIND! Lol

I ate a huge dinner and am slowly going to pound down a zubrovka

i will notify you when i puke

Favorite cheap whisky anyone? Black velvet for me tonight

Fuck yets my friend. Keep us posted.

drink more

Jim Beam is probably my favorite in the U.S. Second is Jack Daniels lol

>743946220
My goal is an entire bottle of stolichnaya down tonight. It will be done

i'm at the point in my life where i drink the bottom shelf store brand whiskey for $11 per 1.75L
those are Not cheap whiskeys

lol you may be right, actually. Where things go wrong is when I have no outside stimulation. I can power through my body's physical rejection of the alcohol long enough for it to stop resisting. I need to combine drinking with watchng television or posting on Sup Forums. Alcohol alone shuts down my ability to block the bad feelings and memoriies that haunt me.

Personally I drink beer or vodka in some sort of fruit juice (not picky about brand or fruit). When I'm really trying to fuck myself up I'll do shots of Bacardi 151 (Burgers will never know the glory of Bacardi 151, it literally makes your mouth go numb on contact).

ive made so little progress tbh, i gotta go out for coffee with some family and friends tomorrow early, no idea why the fuck im doing this lmao

I kinda just like to get fucked up by myself. People judge, but I like to think of myself as a wondering drunken yoda. Makes me feel better

Canadian Windsor mixed with ginger ale. Get drunk for about 22$ for a few days.

Anyway I'm looking for the youtube channel where it's a sock puppet telling how shitty his life is. Last vid I saw he was living in a car. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

You are witnessed! I'll post pics of my progress on the stoli here soon

You got this.. A mark of a man is how much he can drink and still maintain his family life

This thread is amazing. just what I needed

well, on a serious note, i'd say if you are literally just sitting around doing absolutely nothing but drinking and staring at the wall or something then you might have a problem
making use of modern technology and all it's comforts while drinking is what makes life worth living
i can't even tell you the last time i drank alone without jamming tunes, watching tv/film, and playing vidya, usually at least 2 of the 3, and sometimes all at once

I think it was Fable 2 where one guy said 'Some o de best nights ave had were drinking by meself. Don't let an eye one tell ya differunt.'

Does apply to me sometimes.

that is some of the best motivation ive received in years.

lets get this shit done.

Just took my first swug! I'll keep the updates coming!

Wew lad. Those tabs Lol.

I generally watch TV, Listen to Music, and post on Sup Forums all at once when I'm drunk, but when I get sleepy I'll turn all the screens off and crawl into bed, which is where the floodgates open.

I guess I could just keep drinking and posting until I fall asleep on my own but that's hard work. I don't even really get hangovers, I just feel a crushing guilt every time I wake up after drinking.

It's a catch-22 because I feel like shit all the time regardless. When I'm sober I can shut it out and get along without feeling any pain, and when I'm drunk and unstimulated I feel like shit but part of me is glad to be feeling something. idk I have no money to go to a therapist and I hate my family.

Pic related, I like to think of myself as a Vodka Fuelled Freedom Machine.

Bruski, gotta keep yourself busy!

i'm in the grils with glasses thread too m8, cheers

Probably the most relate able thread ive posted in.

ive lost track of how much of the zubrowka i drank. I think im just gonna wait and see how severe this gets before i go any further haha

sounds like you're having an existential problem
you probably think life has objective meaning or value and that's why you feel bad for wasting yourself all the time
spoiler : it doesn't
so drink more
i just helped you more for free over the internet than years of therapy ever could
all i can say is that you're welcome

I forced myself to stay in tonight. Every weekend I go to the bar, and I don't know how to cut myself off. I almost never remember leaving and wake up with a stranger in my bed. I'm starting to become seriously concerned for my own well being. So I decided to just drink beer and dick around on steam tonight.

yo whats everyone's steam? i refuse to revel with you chaps and never see you all again

im BeanerPants, prof pic related

I can't drink. Im on a diet and every shot of liquor is 100 calories

Progress is being made.... This will be my finest hour.

the all american boy

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Are you drinking a 2-6? Good job, friend.

I think I'm going to crack open a few beers.

This is the first night in a week or two that I'm not drinking alone, or at all, so of course this thread comes up now.

BBaron Münchhausen
Is my me!

show us your tits, honey

GF was drinking with me earlier but she passed out. Now I'm drinking alone

i drank nearly 1.75 liters of vodka the other night in one go and i'm pretty sure i gave myself stomach cancer.

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you already know we're gonna say that's a perfect excuse to get drinking. i absolve you of your self-imposed guilt!

Fuck, I know that feel. Granted, she had been drinking since about 9 AM and was chugging vodka out of a 2-6 when I got there at 2 PM.

...she and I are no longer in a relationship.

Your logic. Its logical.

That's not the problem; would that I could. Liquor stores closed almost 5 hours ago, though, and I have none in supply. In a few days, when I have the money, I'm going to stock up on liquor and 40s.

This stoli is kicking my ass, but it aint gonna get the best of me

i believe in you.

give us another update pic, if you are still able to figure out how to take and post a photo, that is

lmao I once had a bit of the biggest-size bottle left (I can never remember what it's called, the 1.75 litre bottles). It probably had ~300 milliliters of Vodka left (that's a bit more than a cup for you burgers). I drank all of it in the space of about half an hour, expecting to just get a bit buzzed and throw the bottle out in the morning. I wound up getting trashed and baring my soul to /r9k/, like in the good old days.

Lol, this is gonna be something else gents

IT MUST GO FASTER!

but as an added note, tell me how much you weigh please.
i don't want to egg you on too hard and end up in a police report or something

Thats one of the 750ml bottles will be interesting Lol

guiness here...mmmmm

what it do

Im 175Ib's lol. I'll be fine, I just hope everyone else is having as great a time! LOL

yea you're fine, just get a trash can and keep it close if you haven't done so already Lol you're gonna be spraying chunks like a fire hose if you keep that pace going

> 750

That's slightly better. I thought it was a 1.25 litre bottle.

That's still 283 millilitres of vodka this guy has drank in 20 minutes though.

I had 4 beers tonight. Ran out after the package store closed. Shit sucks man.

Holy shit, this thread is Legendary

yeah. You'd think getting sloshed and burying your dick in a different random every weekend would bring you happiness. I just feel empty.

I'm pretty buzzed myself, I'll share some of the music I listen to when I drink. If y'all like it I'll post more, I invite you guys to post your drunk jams as well. OP, I admire your determination.
lmao that mentality is what got me into my relationship with my horrible ex-girlfriend.


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We need an update you glorious bastard.

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nah, i wouldn't think that it would. that's what (((((((THEY)))))))) tell you will make you happy
listening to (((((((THEM))))))) is never a good idea
get yourself a proper girlfriend mate, someone you like being around and doing activities other than hide-the-penis with
or just drink alone at home lol

If anyone's into post-rock give this a listen. It's one of my favorites when I drink.

youtube.com/watch?v=051C0FiNX5U&t=795s

Fuck yea

Sitting at home, watching local access TV, videos of 20s and 30s TV and getting drunk. With my cat, who doesn't drink. But she watches. But it beats being alone.

Dont worry, ill post another update here soon gents. just biding my time, this bottle will be gone. As far as im concerned, its a fucking opponent in a boxing ring lol

Thats good stuff

I had a girl recently that did exactly that. She was everything to me and she left. I honestly think that's why I'm where I am now. I'm trying to convince myself that I'm happier fucking whatever girl I want, but deep down I know that's not what i really want.

No sense in crying over spilled milk, however. I'm doing my best to find someone to be committed to, while at the same time trying to sit back and let it happen naturally.

cat died recently
cried for a week straight while he was dying then a few more days after he was gone
now i drink more to compensate
say hi to kitteh for me

dude, it's literally one of my favorite albums of all time.

Kitty lives on forever my guy. He is witnessed, and rides shiny and chrome eternal

Why are American bars so fucked up? Id rather drink alone here. Cant wait to go back to Korea.

That shit is so fucking legit

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZVBHxcfpXJg

> and porn speaks to its splintered legions
> to the pink amid the withered cornstalks in them winter

Not to distract from OP, but that line always fucks me up. Like, my entire life has been defined by lust and pursuit of the masculinty that's been stolen from me at every turn since I can remember. It's how I ended up with my GF. It's why I still talk to her, because at least with my foot in the door on a semi-attractive woman who will fuck me I feel like I've accomplished something as a man.

I like it. Cat leans against my thigh. She seeks me out when I'm not apparent. If not for her, I would kill self.

Will do. Petted her thinking of you. I only hope the door is open when I die, so she can get out and have something other than me to eat.

lol well shit hopefully she gets into the pantry and rips open the food bag
a man should never have to bury his cat, but then again, a cat should never have to eat his human

Lol, and the world wants me to think I dont have friends because Im not going out every night with 30 friends. You guys are great

Typing this shit out is starting to take a little longer lol

I once had a cat named Chicken Head who did that. Broke into the kitchen, busted open a large bag of cat food, and use to lay on the kitchen floor taking random bites of food. He was a hero.

Not sure why the fuck Sup Forums doenst have an /alc/ yet.. I mean, wtf. Atleast half of us are depressed alcoholics.

i think the argument could be made that the entire website is /alc/

I used to spend a lot of time on r9k but I lost my virginity and I felt an obligation to leave. That's how I ended up on Sup Forums, really, because r9k and pol made me more miserable than I already was.

I wouldn't mind an alcoholics general, though. I've lost enough respect for r9k that I'd be willing to try to start an ongoing general.

LOL. Well played.

Honestly. This shit is pretty comforting. I forget sometimes that Im not alone, threads like this are pretty legit

well, there's an alcohol thread up most of the time anyway, but nobody has ever thought to declare it /alc/ yet
i think you have found your calling my friend. i think you have found the gift within yourself which you were meant to give to the world
the next time i'm drinking, if it's not already up, i will indeed create /alc/

I drink myself to sleep just about every night. Waiting for that one night where I gain the courage and Anhero.

we're always alone though
somehow moreso when drinkin

That sounds good. Next time I'm drunk I'll set up a /alc/ thread on r9k.

I reall with The Frog and Feels Tavern had endured after the original barkeep died, but I guess nobody on Sup Forums has there shit together enough to be the dispenser of comfort and advice.

How's OP doing?

Dont anhero friendo. JUST DRINK!!! If you dont feel better, then try different liquor!

i dont think you need to worry about it all that much mate. the alcohol will take care of it for you if you do indeed literally drink enough to black out every single night

bump for OP to update

Dear user. Life is hard on the front. Im pretty fucked up right now. Little over half the bottle gone. Not sure who will win tonight. Its me or the bottle. user, pray for me.

extra update, I've spilled on my shorts. But let it be known, I have yet to defile myself.