Ight /b

Ight /b
Do you nut in your gf when shes on birth control?

I would but delayed ejaculation kind of requires me to finish myself off. I guess I could put it back in to finish but why would I at that point?

That's the reason she's taking it. Why wouldn't you? It's in the name, you stunod.

Every time even when she's not on it. Might explain the kids

We still try not to but like 1/5 times we fuck I "lose control" and "accidentally" cum inside. I think she's in on it because every 1/20 times she begs me to do it.

Birth control is 98% effective. If you fuck 100 times in a year then you're statistically likely to need a trip to abortiontown

>delayed ejaculation

what?

I don't think you understand how probability works...

Imagine premature ejaculation to the opposite extreme. I can fuck until I'm physically exhausted without cumming. Kind of a pain in the ass, really.

its when you've browsed Sup Forums so long that you can't cum in a pussy, only your own hand does the trick. This is commonly known as MOOT-Syndrome

Let's get right into the news!

Thats not how it works.

NEVER cum in a girl, i dont want you breeding.

dubs of truth

Underrated troll.

.01 x 100 = 1

this has literally been an issue of mine for the past 5 years

It takes me like 40 minutes to cum and I have to imagine a bunch of really fucked up shit to finally cum. It's from growing up in internetworld

its because u have a fucking porn addiction and only the weirdest craziest shit makes you cum. porn is a drug, the more you use it, the harder the porn you need to get the same effect

My gf couldn't use birth control for years because of medical issues. Now she's on it.

>feelsgoodbro

If this is about nutting in some random bitch you just got with, don't do it. I pulled out for what felt like an eternity, I was not ready for a kid... But if she got pregnant now it won't ruin my life. I'm ready for kids and I've been with her long enough to know she won't leave me and milk me for child support while she hores around. There is always a risk she's lying to you. Know you bitch OP.

What kind of fucked up shit?

Cheesy pizza.

Shit type shit

Literally the best feeling is right after cumming when my dick is still inside of her and she starts milking out the last drops using her pussy muscles fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I am in love with my girlfriend and think she is the sexiest fucking being on earth, yet when we fuck I can't cum by fucking her, I have to finish off myself or we just stop and I'm left with blue balls.
Why?
Because all I can think about is having her tongue my urethra while I eat a little girl's cunt as my girlfriend shits on my chest.
Years of porn and daily masturbation has fucked me and my mind. I'm fucked for fucking myself.

Yeah, no, that's not how it works. You don't get to fuck her 98 times then on the 99th she magically becomes pregnant.

Dumb fuck.

Fuck dude

That's bullshit. I've jerked it at least daily for the better part of 10 years now and plain vanilla porn can still get me off no problem, same with vanilla sex.

Weird / fucked up shit I find pretty repulsive.