My gf left me because my dick is only 7 inches long. Fucking bitch. :(

My gf left me because my dick is only 7 inches long. Fucking bitch. :(

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lol
Youre bigger than I am m8

Girls honestly dont care about penis size.

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cannot this enough

This.

>implying you've ever had a gf

MODSSSS

Shill threaddd

I like how the numbers increase every time
like yesterday the lowest was 4.0 now its 6.5
Next unless you have a 15 inch you cannot even please a woman

my ex left me after I told her I had a 30 cm dick
she said it wouldn't fit
it's so smal

never to late

>6.5 inches
>Known as micropenis
>average penis is like 5.9 inches or something

God help anyone who falls for this b8

its like 4.11 i think due to the chinese

Followup Research

>1-12
>It goes 1-6
BiBBa i know your sad with a 1 inch micro dick but i got a 400 inch Mega Penis

>Believing that 5,9 inch micropenis is average.

Why is everyone talking about that ruler? It's a girth you fucking mongoloids.

women and their penis envy because they have no dick at all lol

fucking faggot.

CM's because no man alive has a 6 dick wide penis
>inb4 some islander has one

>kek.jpg
you aren't very good at this you know

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Thanks for the new Reaction Image

Can you really blame her though?

Not wide, circumference.

Six inches around is like a redbull can.

I know you're trolling, but I like the way I sound, so I'm gonna pretend-bite:
I'm not sure of my actual measurements, but I'm not far away from average - if we assume I'm even a bit bigger than average, and 5.9in is micro-penis level, then my barely-larger-than-micropenis cock makes my girlfriend bleed regularly via cramming it against her cervix...in which case, thank god my penis isn't any larger than micropenis.

For real, anyone reading and insecure:
My dick is average. My dick has hurt all but one girl I was with. My girlfriend and I took 4 separate sessions before managing to have normal sex. We still cannot bend her legs back, because my dick then hurts her badly. I'm not a giant, she's not a midget.

Your dick is big enough, stop worrying.

Forgot to mention: Every dick in porn is enormous and probably too big for any average girl to even have sex with without basically experiencing reverse-birth.

I mean... that just makes it seem even more unbelievable. I'm sure some dudes have a dick that thick but that is absolutely absurd for 98% of males in the world.

Thats what i meant but I'm retarded and its 5 AM

This man knows
Size aint shit if you cant make her cum

Just because it makes sense wont people stop posting BBC Threads, its a tumor that wont stop growing

I do, but I jelqed and stretched to get to 7.8 by 6.

My micro 5.5inches

I'd suggest you to visit a doctor.

6x5 here.

My size gets the job done. Learn how to use your shit properly and you're gold.

6 inches is basically a micropenis. It can be only used for peeing. I'd suggest you to see a doctor.

She probably left you because you are boring and pathetic.

If THAT'S 5.5 inches..damn maybe Im packing more than I initially thought.

How big does it look?

Like a micropenis.

Soft

You should visit a doctor.

what could they do for him?

Having a micropenis may indicate to ar problems with hormones while he was a teenager. If he doesn't do anything ,he can get a cancer.

>a cancer
whoa better hurry to the doctor then

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Oh and a final note I forgot: My dick is TINY flaccid. The size difference is borderline comical. Don't worry about your flaccid cock, no one gives a shit- if anything a girl's gonna be all cute/curious/amazed regarding how much it changes, pretty funny.

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No joke and I don't give a fuck what any of you micro-penised liars are saying ; I have a 6 inch dick with a slight upward curve. I've been with 14 women. I've made each and every one of them cum buckets on me and hate my fucking guys when I moved on from them. I don't buy that guys need a gigantic dick to please women. This is an utter lie.
Maybe for sluts with giant loose pussies, you'll need a giant cock but for the girls I've been with. You need a normal sized dick. I know my upward curve gives me an advantage in that I nail their g-spot when they're riding me, but I'd say aside from a normal sized dick - you just have to not be fat. That fat pouch that some guys have is a real problem. If you have a normal sized dick and don't have a fat pouch above your dick, you're set.

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you sure are obsessed with tiny asian dicks

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This shit is a lie though. 7 can be too much for a lot of people already, 9 inches being perfect is absurd. You couldn't fit that into most women. It's really not a big deal. Why do you think 6 inch dildos are bought so much?

Granted, it doesn't hurt that I'm admittedly very handsome, fit, and have a lot of self confidence - but this size obsession is a fucking joke.

First of all ,you probably never had a sex. 14 women? I'm laughing. It's not possible to pleasure a woman with a micropenis.

>circumference

I can picture you now. 300 lbs, covered in acne, living in your mom's basement...trying to make others feel as utterly fucking pathetic and useless as yourself. You're clearly a fucking virgin faggot piece of shit. I feel truly sorry for you. Kill yourself.

You're literally a piece of shit.

I've got 2 kids, so I've clearly had sex. You pathetic fuck.

Yep ,girls will always choose a big penis over a micropenis.

>6 inches
What do?

This is true. But micropenises are less than 2.75 inches when erect.

5.5 inches is pretty much the US adverage

Actually, micropenis is a penis under 7.5 inches.

>t.dicklet
Micropenis is atleast below a 12 Inch Non Erect

Post your dick. Timestamp it, you piece of shit.

all the nerves are in the 1st 3 inches so unless your hung like a very young child you going to be fine.

i mean a fucking finger will work, and a finger is shorter and far more narrow the an average dick...

I have an average dick and never had trouble, even with size queens who I could fucking fist, the came buckets. back in my younger days...

also in some positions I cant thrust to hard or I hit my wife's fucking cervix , fort them its like getting punched in the balls,

so these longer dicks will hurt them, or the guys are not able to go balls deep......

>t.dicklet
>WHIT BOI
Other shit a white 12 year old who is LE TROLLING Sup Forums WOULD SAY

One thing bothers me:
Why do we ask everyone claiming to be a female to provide timestamp on tits,
but never demand timestamps on dicks (and liners) from guys trying to convince us
they really know what size woman really want?
Also, after honestly speaking to several different girls from different backgrounds I can confirm:
penis size is not most important. Skill is.

tfw around 65% of the community is female

Are we talking about the same channel?
Any proof?
Any reason to believe so?

>too obvious
tits or gtfo

I'm a female and I'd never fuck with a guy who's under 8 inches.

alexa.com/siteinfo/Sup Forums.org
Pre Summer it was like 70 30
Now its 60 40

Wow what are you 4'1
I'm a woman and i would never fuck a guy who's under 21 Inches, Horse cock is strong

Further Proof Summer fags are all 12 year old boys

No one see that or m triggered?

>being retarded enough not to change the scale at the bottom which clearly shows the original meme dick sizes (7-7.5 perfect)

I cant tell if you are genuinely retarded

Please consider a suicide. If you don't understand that the coloured strip is about girth then you should seriously kill yourself.

I's about site in general, not Sup Forums in particular.
I'm sure Sup Forums or /u/ or other staff is populated by girls, but Sup Forums? I don"t think so.

When you got +6in girth and girls find that too big so you get noooped out of fucking on the reg

She probably did because you are retarded.

femanon here and I agree completely - this guy knows shit. I think most girls have pretty small vaginas and mine hurts if I'm not turned on and thats for an average-ish dick ( 6.5 inches )

fucking pedo

Femanon here ,me and all the girls I've talked about sex can't feel dick that's under 8.5 inches.

What the fuck, are you me? This is exactly what I'm experiencing with my dick and my girlfriend

sure

Is actually a dude, nice try

lol, whoever made this is fucking stupid
oh and sage goes in all the fields

who needs penis when you have simulation of penis

I am 18, my girlfriend is 19, she still is technical a virgin, why? Whenever we have sex she doesn't let me use my dick, only eating her out and grinding.
One time I tried to penetrate her and my dick just wouldn't go in at all, I started to force it in and she cried. I have a 16CM dick ( I don't use that autistic imperial system )

If you think this shitty picture is true and my dick is micro penis, i feel sorry for you. Unless your girl has a loose pussy or she weights more than your house, you don't have to worry.

As for the neckbeard that posted this : my boi, I know you're locked up in some kind of basement from a third world country where education isn't that fun for you cool kids that post on the internet this kind of shit, bet you're also a cuck

kek

femanon here and i think that your penis is a micropenis

Nice, Idgaf, my girlfriend enjoys my cock, she cums from sucking it. I made my girl squirt by touching her clit with my dick's head.

Have fun pretending to be a woman, you yourself have a micropenis but still try to make others feel bad. Fuck dude, do you even do anything productive with your life?