What is this all about?

What is this all about?

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it punctures holes in hot dogs so that when you put them in the microwave they don't squeal and rip open in the middle

Maybe to allow more air in a cigar so it will burn more even? Not sure.

its to cut dicks with you can get one for free at the nearest feminist meetup

Egg cutter

Circumcision tool for jews and Americans.

Thats a dick cleaner

those are some huge fucking hotdogs

scissors for round paper

Kek

cigar cutter

>you only need to cut the leaves on the outside

This
Is to open the cigars, a lot of them are "close" you have to cut the "end" and then smoke it!

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Probably something stupid and unnecessary like this thread.

Ayyy LMAO

That's a fingerbox upgrade.

the RapeX concept for fingerboxes

you had fingerboxes in the US too? thought they were just a chinese/new zealand thing

whats a fingerbox

Like there are any smart or necessary Sup Forums threads.

Its like a fnord

a box with a hole in one side so that you can put a finger in the box
if you don't know what a finger, or a box, or (most likely) both are then let me know and I will explain them to you

takes the top off a hard boiled egg. they work well.

It's actually to open the top of eggs when you cook them 'à la coque' so you can dip your buttered bread in the yolk

its a shit gadget to cut the tip of an egg coz faggots squeek about it being too hot and they burn their fingers.
its shit tho, eggs have to be just the right size for it to work

It's a literal feels box.

What's a finger, daddy?

It's to puncture holes in dicks so that when you put them in the microwave they don't squeel and rip open in the middle

it is like a penis
but on your hand
and you have ten of them

but it does not cut all the way through

well its supposed to break off the shell making it easy to take off which it dont if the eggs are not just the right size for it

It cuts the top of hard boiled eggs off

It just break the shell neatly at the top then you take the cap off

so apparently its an egg topper. Thanks /b

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