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kane is a three season wonder la
tell me about kane, why does he score the goals?
Kane is just a tap in and a meme goal person
Overrated
he's quite good at scoring goals but he is a shit team player
love crouchy
Was Crouch the 2000s Kane?
crouch appears to have a personality, so i would have to say no
>Stoke crosses
Literally League 1 tier
Get out your hats boys.
>wanyama getting megged by kane
Blooter
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>that counter attack
LMAO
>HARRY KANE ONLY SCORES TAP INS
oh am I laughing
>E'S WAN OF AAR OWN
KANE?
>le 20 goals a season man
To be fair, and I am a Spurs fan, I was literally saying Spurs score tap ins only. Nice to see a rocket now and again.
So which team will pay 80 million for him in the summer?
KANE?
Im not sure even Levy's jewishness would make him sell Kane
How many goals did he score at the Euros?
>knocked out by gent
>no titles
>scoring against relegation fodder at home
How
SHIIIIIT SON
TOLD YOU FUCKERS
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hes gonna win the golden boot lads :(
Halal then pochetinno pays off the new stadium.
Kane got his hat trick fatechino put in janssen
MORE LIKE HATTY KANE AMIRITE!!!
what's the point of stoke
finish ninth every fucking year
3-0 is the most dangerous lead
6 points
>they tried it again
>le statpadding and hattricks versus shit teams, anonymous versus good teams man
1 (one) goal versus Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City and Man United this season.
>he is this asshurt
Kane is a 2 and a half season wonder
>beat stoke 10-0
>lose to mid tier shitter from belgium league
how are Stoke this incompetent
Stoke are m i n g i n g
They can beat them 20-0 if their home is White hart lane.
> stok
Premier league is that shitty huh?
I could've notched a hat trick and assist against this defence.
>'English' ''''Premier'''' League
>Stoke
JUST
dat touch from kane
is he, dare I say it, world class?
>stook
If he were called Kaninho people would be raving about that Kane touch. Fucking sicc
rivals don't face Tottenham like they do a big club, even though their results are similar to a big.
then they get crushed
why is this thread so dead?
>harry fraud
only scores when he plays
>tottenham
>dead
Spurs threads are comfy
Small pitch babbies
No customers interested in either team
Reminder that Harry Kane missed 5 games and has still got 17 league goals
Watch it, Shearer
Damn, turns out Martins Indi is only 25
I swear, I thought I saw him in the Dutch NT in South Africa.
Juve
Every striker does that. Shit teams are easier to score against, ya know?
People either need to not criticise any striker for their record in big games or criticise every striker for their record in big games. It's very easy to say Kane is shit by looking at his big game record and not comparing it to the likes of Aguero, Costa, Ibra.
What a horrible half to be a stokie, ive been crying alot recently. Have been super on edge and freaked out in general lately. Like a panic attack that has lasted a week. Its causing me to wake up almost shitting my pants. I seriously have to run or i wont make it.
:/
>every striker does that
Nah
But scoring against literally who's is a good trait in leagues
haha
What did he mean by this?
I fear for Tottenham when they're out of WHL next season
Remember when Hodge thought it was a great idea to have Kane on corners?
every fucking time i go on sky sports news now it's two fucking blokes, where are the hot women?
lurkin
Yeah seriously. This season might have been their last chance in a long time to mount a title challenge
why the fuck are they still playing crouch
he should be in league two by now
Kane is not shit because of whatever big games record he has. He's shit because he's a shitty striker and a shitty footballer. He's ugly as fuck and has absolutely no appeal, no technique, no class. I wonder why the teammates pass him the ball, it must be the manager that forces them.
Remove him from an English team and you'll see how shitty he really is.
He's a poor man's Michael Owen. There's your answer.
>jon champion
>jim beglin
they sound just as lifeless as they were in pes
74395743
haha yeah
*walks away*
why so salt
>has absolutely no appeal, no technique, no class. I wonder why the teammates pass him the ball
Because he has the one thing you need as a striker, killer instinct.
ZERO GOALS VS CHELSEA
ZERO GOALS VS LIVERPOOP
ZERO GOALS VS UNITED
ZERO GOALS VS CITEH
1 (ONE) GOAL VS ARSENAL
0 GOALS AGAINST MIDTABLE BELGIAN TEAM IN 180 MINUTES
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE TALENT YOU GOT THERE BONGOS
seven one
he will never be a proper footballer. for his sake hope he never leaves tottshit, because he's the typical striker that can only have some success in a shitty team
>this Portuhue poster
If Harry Kane had a clone of himself, he'd be Harry Same.
how many goals did he score against them last year?
how many of those teams has he played twice?
>Lloris sans beard
Not good
Mauricio knows what I'm talking about, he wouldn't bring him to Espanyol, even though they are a shitty team too.
He wouldn't be able to survive in a football where a brain is needed.
Last digit in this post is the amount of minutes Janssen will be given
Is this the day he'll score from open play
I need more goals from del boy
Players impossible to hate: Wanyama
I still believe if he scored one from open play it'd set him up to start scoring more. He's good enough for the league, he just hasn't had a real chance.
Harry Twinks
He's very qt
>the state of glenn whelan
he is so shit
He's just living his life...
If you have a player named Winks and he has to have a large number on his shirt, how do you not go with 40? Honestly.
jej
>the religious festival of Ramadan
You have no idea what you're talking about, Kane has a tremendous footballing brain and a great touch for a striker. He can dribble, pick out a clever pass and outsmart defenders. You just hate him cos he's English so fuck off
:^)
Daniel Levy's gf looks a bit young
Haha top bantz