I've been to several doctors and no one wants to help. No one seems to be able to fix me without extensive surgery

I've been to several doctors and no one wants to help. No one seems to be able to fix me without extensive surgery

Can you guys please give me a confidence boost by telling me that you'd gladly suck it for me?

i've seen worse things to be honest

You should try pro golf.

this

You are pretty fucked mate. A girl may allow you to fuck them but there is no way they would put it in their mouth.

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I'm lolling

Really OP, shitposting as soon as you find bait? Saw this not 10 mins ago on some dog dick loving faggots probable bait

Newfags always fall for this shitposting

>not paying for sunshine
>that many tabs open
>winamp

Absolutely degenerate.

wouldnt suck even if you paid me

Wtf you're never getting a girl OP

>comes to Sup Forums
>hideousdick.jpg
>leaves in tears

fixed that for you

My story:
>be 13
>masturbate frequently
>want better
>use toilet paper roll for some reason
>cut dick
>blood on sheets
>mum comes into room
>equivalent of male period
>"user what have you done"
>lie and tell her trying to see what its like to be brave woman.
>"Oh user im so proud"
>mum convinced im trans
>to this day have tits, suck dick and don't even want to but can't stand telling mum the truth.

You have women's nails?

> Me
> Be 17
> Never cum before
> 2 scared of God super churchy
> Wake up jiz flood.jpg
> Covered
> Scared my parents will vid it panic.avi
> Cut up cum stain clothes and throw in rubbish
> Cry a bit coz jesus
> Confess to priest
> He laughs says it's ok - relief.png
> Keep getting scared every time I cum
> Keep going back to priest to say sorry
> Priest thinks I'm fucking with him tells my parents
> Parents think I'm gay for priest
> Sent to gay camp to fix
> Camp counselor gives kids booze
> Kids all get drunk start fucking orgy.avi
> Get half boner and start crying
> Counselor asks what's wrong
> I confess bout half boner
> He makes me vid him get blow.avi
> Full boner goes off in pants
> Gayness confirmed
> Get into it
> Life never been better

Newfags always call newfag, I wish I was a newfag, I've seen plenty and people loving dog cock is something that is just as easy to believe as your black cock addiction

***** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE HANK HILL OF DOOM! ***** post this in 3 threads or you will die tomorrow


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Lmao what the fuck happened?

KILL IT WITH FIRE OH GOD WHY MY EYES MY EYES!!!

Screenshotter here, can confirm as I am a furfag

cut it

no mario that's not a mushroom!!

lol not really

It's a cudgel

What the hell happened to it?