>spent my childhood learning to play the great pussy repeller
Why do girls find wind instruments so disgusting, yet will fall head over heels in line to fuck a butt ugly dude who plays guitar.
Spent my childhood learning to play the great pussy repeller
Leo Howard
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Brandon Smith
saxophone sounds like farts
Thomas Lee
I don't know what you're talking about man.
nah
Elijah Russell
You must be either more than butt ugly or just have a shit personality saxaphone is one if not the most sexy instrument there is.
At least you didn't learn pic related like me and feel like a completely emasculated freak
Camden Wood
the flute is such a delightful instrument though
Oliver Perez
Just play this for them, they'll all be dying to have you eat them out:
David Cooper
EVERYONE assumes you are gay.
Ethan Fisher
It's not the instrument repelling them, faggot.
Josiah Barnes
>Hey user can you play Careless Whisper again for us?
Chase Bell
>spent childhood learning how to play the fucking tuba
Might not be completely humiliating, but no one takes you seriously.
Act like the frontman of Jethro Tull.
Samuel Evans
The biggest chad in my school played the tuba though
Thomas Robinson
The trumpet gets pussy.
Chet Baker played the trumpet.
Thomas Rogers
I play guitar and no chick is impressed by it
Jason Long
I mean, I might be biased since I have a thing for sax players, but you should be good as long as you dress nice and have a cute haircut. Messy hair is nice on guys.
Xavier Cox
Dont be a dumbass. Women dont care about musicians, they care about musicians with status. If you are some no name faggot who plays guitar in his room thats not going to get you any puss. If you are a sax player on stage with alot of people loving your shit, you will get puss.
Jose Collins
>Spent childhood learning Harmonica
>Actually got pretty good, could play some fast blues song
>graduate
>Stop playing for like a year
>Actually lost almost all of my skill
Fuck harmonica dudes.
Easton Butler
you'll recover your skills quickly
Adrian Watson
Fuck that dude I can't even play Oh susanna straight
Owen Young
I play guitar and have yet to look a woman in the eye.
Landon Green
It's subconscious sexual euphemistic imagery
The guitar looks like you're handling your own giant cock
Wind instruments looks like you're blowing some other dude's cock
Jose Price
I play trombone and I feel you lol. Probably unrelated tho because I also drum and still can't get any
Dylan Baker
only works if you play pop songs catering to their tastes or if you're very famous