Why you should date a fatty
They stay loyal
They can probably cook
They won't turn you down for sex
They will let you do whatever you want to them
They won't leave because they are afraid of being alone
For those of you out there that say "they are gross" well they aren't as gross as divorce settlemts and alimony payments.
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Loyal?
No sorry, they can cheat on you regardless of their body type.
So it's always a crapshoot
Nice dubby-dubs.
Yeah im with this guy As long as they have a vagina there is always someone who will fuck them. You know this because you started the thread.
Damn i feel sorry for you two. If you can't even keep a fatty loyal maybe it is time to start fucking traps.
There is always someone desperate enough to fuck fatties, I mean, the obvious candidates are fat fucks themselves. It's all the same shit, really. Women are women (aka bitches/whores/sluts). The only viable option ATM is being asexual and ignore all the bitchfest
Nope. Skinny tinder bitches.
I get your piss weak and defensive logic though.
Ride those fatties to self confidence son!
Ok, straw poll because im interested and im sure other Sup Forumsros are: If you've had a fattie, were they more willing to do whatever you wanted, yes or no?
In my experience 2/3 times yes
Because they look like they are pregnant triggering my natural biological instinct to find another one.
Because they require more resources to survive and operate. They are huge drain on the planet and my wallet.
Because they will die younger and have more illnesses because they are overweight.
Because when I am out in public with them people will think I am defective or have a small dick and cant get anything better.
Calls for straw poll - doesn't make one.
Mediocre.
I'm gonna call you no bitches Malone. Please stop bragging about pussy that you don't get.
Figured leaving it on here would leave some room for discussion
The only bonus with a fattie is their bigger tits and more spacious ass to eat.
Diabetes and heart disease isnt hot though.
True, generally if your in the mood for a tit fuck a fattie is the way to go
wrong on multiple accounts. my 1st wife was a fatty.
wasn't loyal, got pregnant by another soldier and try to say it was mine.
could burn water, and she did.
got turned down for sex as she claimed that's all I thought about.
wouldn't let me do whatever, not even simple sex
I divorced her because I wasn't going to pay for another mans child while she continued to run my bank dry.
11 years later im with a thin qt from Africa that's a airforce pilot fighting terrorist near Nigeria.
hate to break it to you but most women are kinda fat after about 45. So unless you are just gonna be a lonely grouch you might want to rethink your stance.
>They can probably cook
Incorrect. If they could actually cook, they wouldn't be fat fucks. Chances are they eat junk food, microwave meals, macaroni and sweet shit. Fat bitches are unattractive and lack any self-motivation.
Kinda fat =/= obese
Also that is 45 years of good skinny baby making sex.
You are also not considering I could date a younger women.
In addition women only get fat if they dont stay in shape and keep active.
> wife
I see where you fucked up
>Dating white fat girls
>Muh anxiety
>Muh depression
>Muh complex needs
>Okay sex
>Muh disappearing acts because lol anxiety
>Muh laziness
My Ex and every white girl I have ever dated. Same old story
I have dated fatties and have fat female friends as well as male fat friends.
Fat girls cheat and are sjws
I've known one fat person who can actually cook decent food and it was a dude. Fat women are fat because they eat fast food and put no effort into life
They are hardly ever in the mood, smell awful down there and suck in bed.
They lay there and don't want any fun shit done, just vanilla sex.
They don't care enough about being alone to not leave you.
Every divorcee I've met is divorced from a fat chick and still pay alimony so she can eat burgers and cheese wheels.
Get a healthy woman and don't encourage this kind of behavior. If anything go fuck a fatty and tell her to go on a diet after you cum on her belly.
I said fatty I never said obese. I'm not talking about honey boo boo's mom.
You aren't going to date a younger woman unless you have money. At which point you are basically hiring a live in prostitute.
>You aren't going to date a younger woman unless you have money.
Holy shit you are stupid, most women go for older men.
oh shit are we eskimo brothers? this is pretty much spot on.
did it for a while in a dry spell bbut never again
op is right in that you can do whatever you want to them, but it comes at a huge cost. pun intended.
In my experience chubbies are more likely to let you fuck their ass/fuck in public. thoughts?
and a lot of them have daddy issues. you could be the father she never had that also fucks her.
lol, first anal sex and first public sex was with a fatty. bitches got no shame
>oh shit are we eskimo brothers?
I'm really high and i'm not sure but sure we can be.
She was a sweet girl and she was great in bed but what the fuck, over.... The head games were unreal. Proper what the fuck man no need
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Where the hell do you live? Not every fatty is suitable for dating so it isn't like you just close you eyes and point. Spend 2 seconds vetting your dates and you will have a woman who keeps your stomach full and your balls empty.
Your friends are also dumb for getting married in the first place. That gives the fatties to much power. The fatties need to know that if they leave they are going to leave empty fucking handed.
Nigger, why do you think that is?
Hint: $$$$$$
Me too dude. True they arent exactly gf/wife material but they are good for some fucked up fun!
>Backpedal - the shit poster
Just admit you lost the argument already
Wtf are you talking about? You think a 50 year old guy is going to score a 35 year old woman if he doesn't have money to support her? You are fucking delusional.
Looks?
Maturity
Wisdom?
Sex experience?
Lots of reasons idiot. You really don’t understand women at all.
>ITT, Op proves himself to be a virgin faggot.
>Clearly has not dated or fucked a fatty.
>Op probably sucks nigger cock for a meager living.
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I have seen 25 year old women with 50 year old men. Its pretty common. Learn some history.
You posted that stupid shit and you tell me that I don't understand women? You obviously have never talked to any female.
How much money did the guy have? How often do you see it? Just because you saw it once doesn't make it common retard. I saw a guy win the lotto, doesn't mean it happens all the time.
>"obviously" because it counters my bias
Stay mad virgin
Nice dub dubs but get out of the basement and go jizz in a worthwhile vessel that's not made of silicon
>Didn’t read the whole post.
To be honest nobody does, no matter how much anyone claims to.
Heck not even themselves do.
Shit theres a lot of arguing on this thread. Chill dudes, people are just trying to get laid here!
Stay mad incel
> doesn't know how women work
>Hurr, I am a virgin weebo who cant get laid because women only want money. No one can understand women because they are not people.
Thats you right now.
>They won't leave because they are afraid of being alone
Manipulative OP
Yeah, I'm sure when you go on dates the girl always pays. I thought school already started. Why are you still here?
i just go dutch. she's a grown ass woman and can pay for her own meal. sometimes I'll buy a round a drinks but she's getting the next one. don't get taken Sup Forumsro
Just go on cheap dates. Get some food at the store and take it to the park or something like that. If she is actually interested in you and not just free shit then she will be happy to have a more intimate setting.
loyal? absolutely not. they are in fact far worse than the rest of the girls. keep thinking like that cuck
>Fat girls have too low self-esteem, so they are constantly looking for validation among other people, even strangers.
>They dont have a lot of friends, and most of their other fat fem friends are jealous, envy or things like that between them, so they are poisonous bitches. Guess what happens when you are among that.
>And what about sex? Try online dating apps, why everybody goes to fatties? They know they are the slutty and dirtiest. They crawl for dick all the time, so its almost impossible to keep one for you.
>And for last, in our days, being fat or chubby means nothing, I mean, they feel like queens, they have a perfect body, they deserve everything, every woman is pretty, curvy power, and so on. So they only want 8/10 and above guys. And guess what? They have them all the time.
There was this exgf, chubby, nice and pretty but with a huge complex. She cheated on me because she "wanted to see she still was on the market".
They are always the worst. So NO, OP. I wont be dating a fatty.
damn sounds like my gf
This was before fat acceptance became a thing.
There are plenty of entitled fat chicks out there, acting exactly like the hot women you are telling us they are superior to.
Dude for real. My current gf seemed like a perfect sexual match at first, now she says she doesn't like ass to mouth and just did it to get me to like her, now I hardly ever even get to finger her ass. My mouth and fingers used to STAY smelling poopy.
Sounds like you'd be happier with a guy, faggot
The only fat girl who has ever seemed remotely worth the hit to looks is a girl I met online and talk to on steam.
But shes in an abusive relationship so shes off the market for now until that implodes.
Seriously shes amazing, I met her on Sup Forums, shes a sexual deviant, loves being domestic, has a fetish for being objectified, draws porn for the drawthread, thinks that turning down sex from a partner is a horrible thing to do, and has been clinging to her this relationship it sadly seems like its killing her.
Not the guy you replied to, but you're dumb as fuck. Why would fat chicks not cheat?
Sure, that's her side of the story. She probably crazy as fuck. Don't ever act as if you know how something is unless you've seen all perspectives.
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I've been talking to her a long time, her only problem is she seems like shes dumb and she forgets shit, her partner is extremely demanding and this poor girl scrambles to please him, buys him all kinds of stuff, takes him on trips, pays for their meals, the dudes a loser who lives off of Workman's comp.
She just seems like she wants someone who won't judge her or yell at her for everything.
If she really wanted that she would leave him and get with you. She doesn't leave because she doesn't want to. Welcome to the friendzone it's gets worse there every day.
If you are such a beta that you can't even keep a fatty loyal then I think you should try men.
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. But please, do continue, don't leave your world where you aren't a virgin anymore
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fatties cheat just as easy with any guy with minimal skill...they dont get caught cause you isnt looking
The amount of beta males clucking about how fat girls cheat is so telling. Most women don't cheat and fat girls cheat less than skinny ones (inb4 "all wimmin cheat reeeeeeeee")
The types of guys who bang on about women cheating are the guys who get cheated on. When you talk about how shitty and unfaithful women are, you are pretty much admitting that you suck at being in relationships.
or they are the ones fucking on ya girl thot thot thot
Yeah, Sup Forums really seems like the place full of alpha male pussy destroyers. Let's not forget that this site is full of autists who make shit up all the time.
umm i only destroy one pussy....
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I love fatties. Never been attracted to skinny girls and my fat wife can suck dick like her life depends on it.
This is odd, I like thick women and most of them I encounter are bitches and have high standards.
if they date black men then yes
True shit!
You forgot the part about making shit up. Oh wait no you didn't.
>they can probably cook
They probably can't. Eating fast food is what made them fat, not eating home cooked.
>>truth
only got the autist part right who am I foolin...KeK
theyre probably less loyal because they need validation to make up for their low self-esteem
which sucks, i really want one as a wife.
lol
>>SIlly user you never have a wife