G'morning user

g'morning user
hope you slept well
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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I look forward to what new porn gif this guy posts for this thread every day.

I look forward to the day this passive aggressive "nice" fag kills himself

cause imma get drunk tonight? i honestly dint kniw.

nice dubs. glad u enjoy.
me too, hope he dies fast.
what you drinking?

CU beat CSU, also NFL season starts soon

cause i still have to clean every corner in my apartment before moving out. but don't worry, eventually i will get to the main attraction, knowing what a dick i am.

Probably couldn't even do that right tbh

Op do you wish you were her?

enjoy hte football.
have fun cleaning
you can do anything user.
not especially.
do you envy her?

I don't have the courage to kill myself.

Why aren't you gonna KILL YOURSELF TODAY bro? I mean I'm glad you're not. Just wondering. Don't DO IT, of course.

Honestly because I don't want to.
I have a beautiful girl friend who loves me dearly, a huge cock that she is utterly addicted to.
A decent part time job to get me through my final semester of uni and I just got a job in my chosen field this week, working with some great guys doing work that I love.
I've also got lots of friends and enjoy many hobbies, I'm handsome and fit and i'm eating well.
I'm struggling for money, although that is temporary and my car sucks but I'll be getting a new one soon.
So yeah, life is good, that alone makes me nervous because i'm worried that it shouldn't be good, but i'm just enjoying it as it comes.

nice dubs.
sounds like you have great things in life.
congrats.

Thanks. At least I'm not you.

it's very fortunate you are not me.

Thanks man, for the first time in a long time I actually do.
I got divorced a few months back after realizing my wife was emotionally abusive and that I was not far from killing myself.
I stepped down from a dead end job that earned a bunch of money to go back to uni and do something I actually wanted to do.

It wasn't easy, and i'm still not sure if i'm actually happy or if it's all just a big elaborate delusion i've tricked myself into believing.
I'm half expecting everything to fall apart any minute now.

But that half of me that does actually believe this is enough to get me over the fear.

And I don't want to die, thats pretty new for me.

congrats on the divorce.
marriage sucks from what i've heard (with a few exceptions)

yeah it's pretty shit, I did it for all the wrong reasons with a girl who was not right for me at all.
It's that whole thing about being comfortable with someone rather than happy.
Also I didn't want to leave the dogs.

will you ever marry again?
how's your day going ?

I dunno, maybe?
Like the whole celebration thing probably not, it was so much money and stress for so little pay off.
I'd rather just sign the forms and then have a bitchin party with all my friends and family then go through the ritual of a ceremony.

Actually being married to someone was nice, and my new GF is definitely wife material.
She's recently divorced too and her ex-hubby was a fucking idiot to lose her.

I guess it depends on how it all plays out, for the first time in years i'm actually free. Yeah I have a GF but she doesn't hold me down at all.
I can do whatever the hell I want, I'm just choosing to do it with her.
I'd like to spend the rest of my life with her, maybe, but I don't know and that is fucking awesome not knowing after so long of having it all figured out.

My day so far has been good, GF is away at a wedding so just study, word and then some sneaky phone sex to tide us over till Monday.

have money and fucking other guy's girls, life's good

How bout your day?

because i have to read 80 pages for my history course by tuesday and still try to enjoy the weekend. also, cuz getting your dick sucked every once in awhile is much sweeter than the embrace of death. (depending on the girl's skills... or dudes if you're into that... or traps if you're the type of newgenfag to join the robocop's detroit city that 4chang has become.)

>Actually being married to someone was nice, and my new GF is definitely wife material.
>She's recently divorced too and her ex-hubby was a fucking idiot to lose her.
sometime it takes two people who know how marriage can be bad, to make a marrige right.
sstill don't recommend marriage tho.
G'luck with the gf tho.
those are great things.
my day is going well.
feeling a little lazy, but i just have some tea that will wake me up soon.

Because of this

dothethingneedsdoing.com/start-doing

what's that ?

I have plans tonight

Sauce?

nice.
what plans?
n/a

Thanks man, I think me and her will be good together, we were both treated like absolute shit and suffered a lot for it.
We're both recovering victims but stronger than ever having come through it.

Also we don't worship each other, which seems to be a common fuck up in relationships.
We're equals and thats amazing, I was my wives whole world and it was exhausting.

that's all good.
but does she fuck you good?
she swallow and take it in the butt?
lol. sexual compatibility is important too.

because i want to get some puss

Oh fucking hell she does.
She sucks dick better than anyone i've ever met, like amazingly good, she knows she's good and she loves it. I've never had a girl voluntarily deep throat me to the point of choking.

She fucks me like a demon every time and her pussy gets like dehydration level wet, she wants to take it in the ass but I'm really big and we've started working on it, but it'll take a bit of training, a few shots of whiskey and some muscle relaxants before i'll be able to fuck her ass the way she wants me to.

Holy shit though, literally the best pussy i've ever been in, I'm not sure if I just forgot how good pussy can be, cus I thought my wife was pretty good.
But this is some next level shit, fits me like a glove and she likes it hard. Also she gets off hardcore on creampies and is almost religious on the pill.

i hope you get that pussy. nice dubs.
and she sounds like a fine lady.
congrats on the find.

>almost religious on the pill.
>almost religious
>almost
How fucking stupid are you?

thanks man.
On top of that she is a fucking genius, like nearly perfect GPA and works a highly paid job in her field of study.
Like she's actually thinking of giving the mensa test a go and she'd probably ace it.

She's pretty amazing, but so am I to be honest. I finally think I deserve a person like this after all these years of thinking I was dogshit.
And if it doesn't work out then that would suck, but I know i'd find someone equally as awesome.

I mean she doesn't pray to it, but she takes it every day within a 5 minute window and she has her period about twice a year if that by not taking the placebos.

>she has her period about twice a year if that by not taking the placebos
Yeah, you're dumber than mud. That's not how the pill works dude.

Would you care to enlighten me then user?

1) Girlfriend is up for anal this morning.
2) College football starts, so I'm heading to a buddy's house to drink beer, eat wings, and watch football.
3) Tonight, I'm taking my girlfriend to a kink club where I will beat and fuck her in front of a crowd.

Not too shabby.

Why i wont? I dont know man, where can I get sleeping pills and how much of em do I need?

all great things.you shouldn't get them.
u should live.

Mainly cause I tried last night but my wife stopped me, now she's watching

The placebo is just that, a nothing pill used as a placeholder so you don't break the cycle of taking a pill very day. It does nothing.
Females still get their period during the placebo week. It may be lighter than normal (when not taking the pill at all) but the pill doesn't make a period/cycle go away, it simply regulates it. The hormones in the pill cause the woman to not ovulate only. If she's really missing periods and only getting it 2x/yr there's stuff wrong with her, female stuff.

Pro tip: if she ever gets an antibiotic shot or pretty much any shot from a doctor, do not fuck her without protection for at least 2 months.

Because I haven't fucked a middle eastern chick yet.
Hispanic, white, black, Asian, Indian; girl from England, girl from Canada (live in Texas).

But damn, I really want a Persian.

Because I'm looking forward to buy Crest Whitening Strips, hope my dentist did not fill the cavities with a darker shade.

I'll consider suicide after.

Eh, seems like quite a bit of work.

You didn't actually read what I wrote did you?

bedsider.org/features/290-a-quick-guide-to-skipping-periods-with-birth-control

By not taking the placebos you can push back a period indefinitely.
It's not entirely that simple and pregnancy is still possible, but a hell of a lot less likely.

The period a woman gets when taking the pill normally placebos and all isn't a proper period, just withdrawals from the hormones in the active pills.
So yes if she were to fall pregnant it would be harder to tell because she wouldn't be going through those withdrawals.
But it's as safe as relying on the pill alone can be, and honestly she's pretty pro choice so I'm not that bothered.

Also neither of us want children so no big deal if there is things wrong with her female stuff because I couldn't care less, so long as it isn't dangerous for her.

don't try again.
your wife sounds like she loves you and would be hurt by your lost.
g'luck hope you fuck one.
indeed it does.

Why live if it isnt worth doing so, once you sit everyday inside for 4 years without any friends or changes you lose hope and want to end yourself

go outside.

and the fag reveals himself.

the faggiest of faggots.

Theres nothing to do outside friend , wandering around like a depressed cunt wont help

>hope you slept well
Sleeping is not difficult at all.
YOU DARE INSULT ME BY IMPLYING I WOULD DO IT INCORRECTLY?!

i would never try to have a gf if i commit sudoku

also pizza in 20 mins keeps the rope away

The fuck are you doing here?

Reading about killing infidels several times a day has given me a reason to live.

better than being inside.
sorry
what toppings?
shit posting, just like all of us.
thats great man.

I can't die yet, I have to finish the Ocarina Of Time Master Quest.
Then Thor 3d, Resident Evil Revelations, Hyrule Warriors Legends, and maybe some Tekken here and there. Also waiting on a master cylinder rebuild kit for the rear brakes on my bike, I promised her I'd fix them for her birthday (she'll be 35 wednesday).
Not to mention the fact that if I died, other people would have to take over my job and that means that everything will get done incorrectly.
And let's not forget the upcoming Thor movie, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, and Infinity War. Don't want to miss those.

At first the matrimony doesnt suck but as soon as the ring is on the finger the bitch stops sucking and then marries men gets fucking awesome at fixing shit around the house thinking we can get the bitches attention again and get your nut on again.. but you won't. then you start to pay attention to other woman thinking nuts will bust but you lost your looks and game somewhere along the way.. come to think of it.. the only reason not to kill my self is for the kids.

Since I just bought myself a new skateboard, and I've gotta at least test it first. Gonna head to the ramp tonight, when no one else is there because I'm a beta faggot

This may get me through 24 hours of complete fucking suck.

Im waiting for the hopeful oppurtunity that i can rectify mistakes made in the past
i feel their reprucussions daily but have not completely been dibilated by it, tho i still feel it has made me more sad and overall agonized over what could have been
regret is horrible but i try not to think about the past...i like to be optimisitc and look to the futuure, tho i think i cant just wait anymore, i have to slay some dragons first (metaphorically speaking)
-i wont kill myself until i really really really need to...as long as i have the oppurtunirty to fix my ways and improve then i think we can all be ok
- i totally understand why some people who are homeless as fuck, disabled, can barely survive on the daily, would kill themselves, but if u have the bare essentials, try and push through an persevere. just a little bit of a vent from me, sorry if it doesnt make sense o k bye

sounds like you have much to live for. that's great.
what kind of skateboard?
post a pic.
g'luck man.
g'luck user. stay strong.

Nah, theres nothing outside for me to do nor I get invited anywhere

netflix and shit to do, the 2 don't work well together but at least i have too little time to think about how she left me.

can't wait to start the new college year

do your own shit.
fuck other people.
what you watching on netflix bro?

Because I lack the ambition to do so. I just look up all the end of the world scenarios and look forward to the next due date. September 23, that's the next one to look forward to.

This guy gets it. It's like this

dothethingneedsdoing.com/nowhere-man

Because I want Andy sixxs creamy log

i got a bit of free time in the last 3 weeks or so and watched GOT, Sherlock, Crazy ex girlfriend (nice light sitcom), now i'm on Rick and Morty cause it's easy to watch but i may start another show.

the problem is i have to graduate on december but first i must finish my exams in september and write down a thesis with a big ass project, something that may change my life if i play my cards well...

i'm good at doing things, once i start everything is so easy to me but right now the only thing i can think about is why i don't have anyone in my bed.
i'd like to fuck a beautiful girl, cuddle and then prepare her a nice dinner, get drunk, watch a good movie and fuck again. a year ago i was exactly like this, heaven

>pic related
I'm quite fresh to this thing though, I've used my brother's board on and off for a month now. Figured it was time to get my own

do you thinks this time will be the final one?
>Crazy ex girlfriend
need to check that one.
g'luck in your studies.
cool board. yellow is a hype color
be careful, ad have fun.

i'm finally pulling in good money from my job, got approved to get a tesla, and looking for my first house hopefully within the next 4-5 months.

Sui was a very viable option after almost going broke even while I was selling coke/weed.

>inb4 nigger
i'm white and don't even sell to niggers. fuck I don't even sell anymore period.

I miss the money though.

Also, marry, fuck, kill, pic related

Good life
GF
Trump will be impeached soon
why would i?

Thanks, I'll try not to get myself killed on it just yet

thanks bro, imma give this one a read
Strength & Guidance Above All

congrats on teh tesla
alll good things
that's great.
and nice dubs