Alright /b we had a good run last night so let's restart this thread but with a twist!

Alright /b we had a good run last night so let's restart this thread but with a twist!

What's the worst thing /b has ever done while in school?

idk lol!

Is that.....No you wouldn't .....oh....OH......OH NO

Fucking idiot use your head

>9th grade
>Catholic school
>satanist phase cause I was an edgy fuck
>draw pentagrams all over bathroom
>they check cameras and discover it was me
>they tell me I was in bathroom for 6 minutes which is incredibly long
>told them I was taking a shit
>they didn't buy it
>I confessed
>they let me off the hook cause I fake cried my way out of it.
>little did they know that I was also responsible for two other major vandalism sprees that same semester prior.

those chairs are laughing

There were only 2 stairwells in my highschool and they were always packed chest to backpack with the force of everyone behind you pushing you forward. Found myself behind a freshman with a tight yoga-pants-clad ass and no backpack to stop me from dry humping her for like 30 seconds.
She killed herself like 5 months later, rape culture is real anons.

I hope this is real

Wiped my dick on a girl's water bottle then watched her drink from it later

>discover one of school thots doesn't like a girl who I don't like
>tell her she's been talking shit about her
>she walks over to her and punches her repeatedly in the face
>doesn't snitch

I went on Sup Forums even though I was not 18 at that time

It's as real as the ass was fat. Rumor has it she was raped and her home life wasn't so good tho so I'm just one nail in the coffin.

what?! You nailed her in her coffin?

>be me 17 yo
>abroad private school
>have rivalry with other private school
>friend of mine lives nearby rival shitheads
>we decide to vandalize those cunts
>Friday night we climb the wall of infiltrate
>jump onto the main staircase
>I pee all along
>friend takes a shit, smears it with branches
>climb the wall again, get out
>come Monday we await the news
>grill on that school tells us the stench was real, they had to delay classes for a couple hours
>blamed a cat or some other bullshit
>never knew it was us

Bump

Bump. I love these threads.

It usually takes a crane

Hello

Cat shit

Not shoot it up

Me and my group of 3 friends would always stay in a spot under a staircase on the outside of the school building during recess. On the level that we would stay on had a large double door which was always closed which lead inside the school. And we would always piss during the recess whilst people were out walking by in the corner under the stairs.

>they let me off the hook cause I fake cried my way out of it.
>fake cried

ok

Beep beep watch out we have an edge lord here

Went to school. That was bad enough. That and arson.

I made sexual advances on my chemistry teacher and i got caught now she's a registered sex offender. This is actually true, not an edgy joke.

so you could say that there was ... chemistry between the two of you

>be me, in school cafeteria watching movie of summer reading book
>Pay It Forward, sad movie
>cafeteria nearly full
>literally watch none of it until the very end
>for those who haven't watched it, kid dies by getting stabbed
>scene appears on screen, immediately start paying attention
>kid gets stabbed, audible gasps heard from other kids in cafe
>my table and the table across from me both erupt in a combination of violent applause and wooping
>visible concern in the eyes of the supervisors in the room
>many looks of disgust aimed directly at our tables
>we never felt more accomplished

>i used get thrown out of class on purpose only to steal from my classmates wardrobes. I was never caught

I used to go around the empty classrooms during break and steal a graphic calculator every few days.
Young me was a nigger.

what would yo do with them?

...

Sold them.

who would buy them?
Did you sell them to the guys you stole them from?

In 6th grade me and my friends sneaked in school and sprayed all the walls with happy faces, we found some classrooms that were unlocked and sprayed there too.We never got caught.

>Did you sell them to the guys you stole them from?
Of course not, that would be immensely stupid.
I'd sell them individually to second-shops in different towns or responded to ads in the paper looking for second hand ones.

>be me 15 yo
>my school has major sports rivalry with nearby school whose sole existence is dedicated to producing athletes
>summer break
> we decide to fuck their shit up
>rival school has massive locker room building
>get all of the kids in sports in my school
> we shit in all the lockers then super glue them shut
>we have to make multiple return trips because there are so many lockers eventually the smell in the locker rooms gets so bad we need gas masks
>after a while we have finished with the lockers then we moved onto the rest of the school
> in every class we glue everything down then glue the doors shut
>then we arrive at the server room this school is pretty large so that why they need it
>everyone at this school has school managed email accounts and there search history is tracked and recorded
> we get access to the emails of everyone on their sports team
> we start singing them up to porn sites and search things like how to destroy a school and a bunch of other stuff that look pretty incriminating
> we only spare their cross country team because they're actually pretty chill
>after that we leave some rats and a shit ton of food lying around everywhere so when their school starts up again they will have a major rat infestation
>summer ends
>school starts
>mass expulsions at other school
>locker rooms unuseable
>there summer gets extended a week so they can fix their school
>they are kinda crippled in their sports department and people start leaving
> so many people leave that the school has to start firing teachers because of how few students are left
>mfw they still haven't recovered after 10 years

I jerked off in detention once
I don't really no why the teacher wasn't even that hot but it was aftershocl and just me and her in the class I carried on and came a second time, she came over and checked my work said I could go but she gave me a weird look probably smelled like some retarded jizzed at the back of the class

>our token black frien sat at our table
>other white friend was talking.
> black frien yells at white friend "u call me a nigger"

> white friend in shock
> everyone at the black table gets up and looks at us.

> friend still in shock
> silence
>
>
> I burst out laughing along with everyone else