So, what are you cunts drinking tonight?

So, what are you cunts drinking tonight?

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My boyfriends cum. I have some extra in my beard.

>tonight
its fucking 12pm

>what are timezones

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well, not this crap you have there on the table

I'm obviously in Germany, idiot

lol, American piss in a bottle

That sounds better than Lowenbrau tbh

So, we're not all Draft dodgers.

the world won't revolve around you
america is the center of the world faggots

Funny you should say that, I have tasted dozens of European berrs and it's better than any German, Slovenian or Czech swill I've ever tasted.

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> tasted dozens
> it's better than any German, Slovenian or Czech


sure thing bro... I mean, a guy whos diet is based on burgers and deep fried shit, you are surely qualified for such a statement

I think you'll find the centre (note the correct spelling) of the world is a giant ball of molten iron.

Americans still believe the earth is flat, so there is that

True alphas drink rose wine

> true alphas

true faggots you mean

Super into this Rum

sprite

I am European you fucking retard. That's how I got to taste them the first place. German beer is the worst. Kozel and Zlaty Bazant are the only remotely decent European beers.

Vodka and tears.

Löwenbrau

>Kozel
>Zlaty Bazant

top kek, both mainstream beers, shit is to be expected

I actually bought a coconut to drink the water with rum, shame they are so expensive where i live

>my taste is better than your taste
>taste is objective
The autism is real.

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and drive a miata?

Brewed by Heineken Slovensko lol

Faggots, the one true beer is kopparberg, with leffe seconding

Shitty cheap french lager

Funny, I have weihenstephaner oktoberfest. Not cold tho. This evening will be ale evening.

homebrewfag

kölsch 4.5%abv
irish red 5.75%abv

the cheapest i could find

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still this

Warka strong

Dear God please tell me this is a joke

what a faggot

>Trinkt diese Plörre, während er echtes Bier haben könnte...

The last Islay scotch I tried tasted like they put liquid smoke in it. Was very disappointed

nice. have you gone blind yet?

Fußball ?

this shit

found the NASCAR hillbilly

well...

not sure what Pork has to do with anything but this is a real beer. Not that stock picture

which one was it?

Vielleicht ist er nie im Bayern gewesen.

moonshine that I made and distilled,
its taste is fetid beyond conception but its cheap gets me drunk.

>Vielleicht ist er nie im Bayern gewesen.

I live in Munich.

oida?

The only choice. Und bei mir ist erst Mittag.

i'm in the center of the world
i spell da duck i want

7 and 7. And yes it's only 3pm

Haven't decided yet, going to start drinking soon. It's Saturday, I'm on a business trip in a different state, miss my cutie asian gf and adorable doggo.

why ?

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I'm not even Chinese, just poor

This thing i brought from Greece

And eating some "mici" which is basically minced meat with different spaces and then thrown on a bbq. With some pemmica. Sheep again tossed on bbq