I have studied americans for many years, read books, watched documentaries about americans and even traveled to the USA to observe them in their natural habitat. If you want to know more about americans and the american way of life then this is your lucky day.
In this thread I will answer your questions about anything american and educate you with a series of fact sheets I have produced about the different types of americans currently known to man.
Ask away!
During my travels to the USA I probably encountered the cyborg variant the most.
Why does europe have such a football hooligan culture but america, despite their games (e.g. handegg) being a lot more brutal than feminine soccer, doesnt have any dedicated violent ultras gangs?
Just go back to posting photos of people shitting their pants. That was funnier.
Have you ever tasted semen before?
>Just go back to posting photos of people shitting their pants. That was funnier.
Ahh you are referring to the burger stains variant of american. I saw this interesting phenomenon personally during my stay in your country.
Soccer isn't feminine. The idea of masculinity changed to worship the negro.
FIFA also fucked the rules extensively.
Don't stop i am loving these Ahmed
We don't go to other cities to see their games. The crowd is pretty much all for the home team so there's no conflict.
Also American sport teams are so fucking inorganic. Some rich kike decides to buy a team and gives it an animal name. Wow, so inspiring.
we all have guns. The felons have knives.
Mutually assured destruction.
An armed society is a polite society.
MOAR
>Why does europe have such a football hooligan culture but america, despite their games (e.g. handegg) being a lot more brutal than feminine soccer, doesnt have any dedicated violent ultras gangs?
That is a good question. America actually used to have more sport related violence before the introduction of fatty scooters. After the scooters became the main source of mobility in their country it became harder for hooligans and fans to carry out their fights so these days americans mainly resolve their disputes with loud words and passive aggressive staring.
Less talk more pictures, achmed
Why do the ameriscats defecate in their draws and let the faeces run and ooze down their thighs and legs?
Is this something enshrined in that fundamentalist "constitution" of theirs which they incessantly reference to rationalise brain-rot retardation...?
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I have studied swedes for many years, read books, watched documentaries about americans and even traveled to the caliphate to observe them in their natural habitat. If you want to know more about swedes and the Swedish way of life then this is your lucky day.
In this thread I will answer your questions about anything Swedish and educate you with a series of fact sheets I have produced about the different types of americans currently known to man.
Ask away!
I am humbled by the authority in this pic
How did you leave your cuckshed to do all these wondrous things?
How do Americans handle atheists senpai???
>Why do the ameriscats defecate in their draws and let the faeces run and ooze down their thighs and legs?
Pooping in your pants is not required in american legislation but in american culture it is considered a sign of a hard worker and a patriot. Pooping in your pants show that you are too busy grabbing life by the horns and living the american dream to worry about silly loos.
Having a burgerstain on your pants is just like having a medal of honor on your chest for an american. This is deeply rooted in american culture and when an american with burger stained pants is walking down the street his fellow countrymen will nod and smile respectfully as they pass him by. They owe it to him for being a hard worker and a true patriot.
Well my personal experience battling degeneracy is this
>be me at dinner with family
>cousin says god isn't real
>open up pocket bible
>show him verse "The fool hath said in his heart 'There is no God'"
>cousin breaks down, visibly shaking
>has to leave dinner
>find out a week later he got baptized
btfo of that degenerate.
how much money do you pay your bull?
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Top zozzle!
Dood nice
How do ameriscareds reconcile deep-throating phallic gun barrels and 'sausage slapping' cocks together in sports club showers blocks, while still maintaining overt homophobia?
Overanalyzed bruh they're too fat to wipe their own ass so they use clothing
The Sup Forums variant. You do not have to travel to the USA to interact with this variant, but if you do be vary.
You might not see this variant in the open but if you would wander near his moms basement and be in shooting range you might be in big trouble.
Kekekk
Oh fuck nice bro
The hero we need not the one we deserve.
if you can't get naked, slap a dude on the ass while you say "good game bro" and not be gay, then i just feel sorry for ya straya
>not gay at all
That's creepy as fuck dude.
Saved
They tie them up and drag them down the streets with their mobility scooters just like the cowboys did with horse thieves.
Ahhh... Thank you for elucidating, Sven.
Another:
>How do ameripoors justify support for leaders, like Drumpf, when such self-confessed money junkies are the very reason that these clinical retardates are dirty-poor, uneducated, unskilled, inutile, trailer park, inbred, moonshine conceived trash....?
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The nigger variant, the least likable one. Has many of the bad traits from several other variants but none of the good. Avoid.
This thread keeps me awake.
Why is the Swede so obsessed with documenting fat people shitting themselves?
Ah you see fluoride is put into our water which suppresses cuck behaviors like those exhibited in less advanced nations such as your hell hole desert filled with human eating abos
Hey, got anymore American Variants?
I just want to know the average they pay for a bull in Sweden. It's for my economics class. I tried asking OP but I guess he's too busy
cuck
It's called a scat fetish, swedes are obsessed with it. They modeled their immigration policies off of their scat fetishes, hence why they important millions of shitskins (key word shit) to pleasure their women
So, just to clarify:
>getting naked with rooms exclusively full of boys
>playing around with each others' genitals
>inordinate obsession with the penis / penis size
>viewing pornography where a female becomes incidental to the degradation directed at her and the copious cum she's covered in / cocks she's filled out with
>phallic worshipping of guns and their discharges load
...is all perfectly "hetero", as long as in the context of some male-dominated, competitive, aggressive, barbarism emulating "sport"...?
>How do ameriscareds reconcile deep-throating phallic gun barrels and 'sausage slapping' cocks together in sports club showers blocks, while still maintaining overt homophobia?
In american culture it is only considered gay if you are on the receiving end of anal sex. This has led to that many american men play with each others dick and suck each other off. Everybody does it and for somebody looking in through the window to american culture it can seem very puzzling.
Do other countries not shit their pants on occasion? I've already done it twice this month...
>t. Another foreigner obsessed with America
Haters gonna hate
This thread is pure cringe. Not even the Australians here can banter. later
hi im from Delaware. humiliate me
The social justice warrior variant. Something happens when americans receive higher education, they will slowly morph into the social justice warrior variant.
Easily avoided if you do not go to college.
>tfw I actually started this meme
I didn't even mean for it to go this far. It started off as a way for me to derail threads by randomly dumping a bunch of images of fat women shitting themselves in Walmart, and in most of the threads it spawned a huge discussion about fatties shitting themselves and it got out of control and took off from there. This was about the middle of last year. Ever since then I've seen people spreading this meme around using mostly my collection of pictures.
It's fine if you guys don't believe me, I know what I did.
I'm sorry, Sup Forums. I didn't know it would go this far.
trading card game when?
Bulls go at an average rate of $299 per cucking. But that's a run of the mill bull, a big black bull which are considered a rare in Sweden are extremely higher in value versus the common bull of being a Muhammad. Big black bulls also elevate status among swedes, including the men if they get fucked too. They run at about $1000. Some upper class swedes have been known to pay their entire years salary for one. However the massive influx of third world bulls is harming the market and prices are steadily falling at about 12% per month, worrying some Swedish intellectuals that the bull market will crash which the Swedish economy relies heavily upon.
I hope this is a joke.
>Do other countries not shit their pants on occasion? I've already done it twice this month...
I am afraid burger stains is an exclusively american phenomenon.
>tfw i want some attention
I've seen this meme off and on for years m80, you didn't start the fire.
>bull market
>crashing
>not turning into a bear market
This thread is enjoyable.
Having recently moved from the California coast to the South? Holy shit these are spot on for "real america"
That filename. Variant 24. There are at least 23 other images that this guy made. Imagine how many fat guy photos he sifted through. Imagine how much time he spent carefully analyzing each photo of soiled pants before deciding which one would upset us. OP isn't a shitposter, no. This guy is like a furry, but with Americans.
wut
>Another foreigner obsessed with America
This thread has an educational purpose. I am trying to teach here, step aside my burger friend. There is no reason to be butthurt, my goal is not to offend.
Truu it's an epicly truu maymay!!1!! xD
I want to go to america some day and learn their ways
Very interesting! But I want to know about the specifics also.
Where is the demand? Some sort of status symbol in how expensive your bull is?
Who supplies? And is there any government rules or regulations? I'm sure there must be taxes
>Everybody does it and for somebody looking in through the window to american culture it can seem very puzzling.
>puzzling
Yeah, puzzling because Swedish men are particularly known to be on the receiving end of Abdullah's dick. No wonder it's odd for you.
The eater. Many americans carry some of the eater variant in them.
How is this Sup Forums? Isn't there some other board for this shit?
>'Even the Devil can cite scripture.'
-Willy Shake
Please moar, idc if I'm American I see this everyday and I'm sick of it. These people turned America into a meme.
>Why is the Swede so obsessed with documenting fat people shitting themselves?
Scat fetish. You know Sweden is beyond salvation when they get a chubby from scat.
HIGH TEST
>meme
OP got trips. Confirmed america expert.
You're making me feel strangely patriotic Swedbro.
plz don't stop
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Shit where did this become a thing. Ik there are too many fags over here but I've never seen this
You are mistaken my friend, here in America the man sucking another man's dick is gay, not both. It is very common for hetero men to run over gay men in their power scooters after they cum in the gay's throat.
fuckoff burgerbro... masculinity has nothing to do with ape culture
I am legitimately trying to help people out to understand your culture. It is not my meaning to offend, please stop it with the butthurt.
>vipe
You mean "vape"?
The demand has steadily increased over the years but started in Stockholm in the early 90s, the demand in Stockholm however is practically zero due to the demographic changes, you see third worlders may be savage animals but they aren't naturally faggots like the Swedes. Now the demand for bulls comes from the northern regions and to the south west since those are the areas natural swedes have yet to been replaced. A very nice black bull can elevate someone into an upper class due to its investment standpoint and sign of a high social status, if your bull kills you in your sleep you get burials with full honors as well leading some to believe poorer families do murder suicides and blame the bull to get full honor legacies. The bull market is heavily regulated but also loose in its nature. The government allows bulls to be traded only through a government sponsored visas and locations in Stockholm, places where swedes are allowed to travel. In some areas the bull must lead or theyll be punished and thrown in jail for racism and traveling without a bull. Very dangerous business doing that.
nah, we did that
>my family is from Texas/Arkansas
>grew up on "you look thin chahld"
>eat sum budda *spoonful of margarine*
>sports, work, play, etc kept me pretty thin anyway
But in the South (I'm from CA), that diet DOESN'T CHANGE. I started eating healthy in young adulthood, when I wasn't doing as much as when I was a kid. But in the south and I imagine the midwest, they just don't stop. They think "Eat Fried Stronkmeat, Grow Up Stronk" until the day they die.
Hence, fat midwesterners. But if you meet a younger one, chances are they look like pic related
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Friendly reminder you are:
>On a website created by and for Americans
>On the internet created by and for Americans
>Speaking a language created by proto-americans
Please be respectful when directly addressing Americans or indirectly referring to Americans, American culture, or American politics.
Thanks.
>Soccer is neat guys. It's manly I promise.
Confirmed fag
>Friendly reminder you are:
>>On a website created by and for Americans
>>On the internet created by and for Americans
>>Speaking a language created by proto-americans
Well a Jap owns the site these days, no? Also I am not judging you I only mean to provide education and spread awareness of the american way of life.
Where did you get that bandit hat?
Whatever makes you feel better about your predicament abdullah
>COLLECT THEM ALL!
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Its like they don't realize they shit themselves or don't care. Fuck man I've had squirts before but damn. You would know if this much shit was running down your leg.
>American way of life
fyfy
no amount of degeneracy will kill the true motivation of the American expirement. America will always signify the principals of the original intent, regardless of the degenerate hordes that, because of the freedom they have inherited, are allowed to survive
Why?
I agree with you Swede; we owe it to ourselves to learn from one another.
Would an american first shoot Hitler, Stalin or a black guy?
> inb4 too fat to holster gun
In america vegetables are often referred to as " the green terror ". Consuming vegetables will induce panic attacks and anguish as the american digestive system is only built to handle burgers and fatty foods.
Do you think America is deserving of respect right now if you look at the last decade or two? You right now have people in power with no respect towards America and that is something for Americans to worry about. Elect Trump and i will reconsider if America is deserving of respect.