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/brit/
Describe the ideal woman in 3 words or less.
doing a poo
diarrhea
anny
Danz
Fat
REAL NEW THREAD WITHOUT SHITTY YANK OP
has a vagina
no
its hard to describe. pretty intense though.
if this image had a smell it would smell like it
>yank /brit/ and brit /brit/ posted 9 seconds apart
>yank /brit/ gets priority
ah yes
>6 /brit/s in the catalog
ARISE, THE UNPAID ONE
imagine being 18 years of age and not knowing fanny smell
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the so-called e-gf can't message smells
>ground shakes
>horses whinneying in the distance
>gunshots crack
>YEEEHAAAAAWWW
They're here lads
rick and morty lads
fuck drumpf
last girls fanny smelled sweet and tasted sweet. idk what she was doing for the taste and smell but I wasn't complaining haha
masters dissertation due in 36 hours lads
Good diet and lots of water
just seen rick and morty mentioned AGAIN
Who's funding this?
whats it about?
myself
>first draft of 100k word book due in 20 minutes
>haven't started
astrophysics
should probably be doing it rn
Good luck
your queen just died btw just to let you pakis know
last fanny I smelled smelled like pool water
in all honesty I don't think she does either, must have just gotten lucky
REAL THREAD
>Cutting it close
drunk fanny always smells like wee
sorry mate, not going to indulge your autism when you didn't indulge mine yesterday
nah, thanks for the (You) though
Last fanny I smelled just smelled like sweat
IRA prick
sha'n't
>autism
>I don't like the starting post that I see for 10 seconds every thread so let me do autistic threadwars
*le sigh*
mostly done but dunno what to write for the conclusion desu
and still waiting on some results
your potatoes died btw just to let you pakis know
the gf's smells like a rancid armpit but I don't have the heart to do anything about it
my pseudo gf has a fucking mustache that she never shaves and it does my head in
always thinking about when i first lick minge, but slightly dreading it
girls' hair smells so nice why do they have to have stinky clunge? they could at least invent fanny perfume
young black brasilian
if only they weren't such fucking normies
Play We Are The Champions on guitar as a Brian May reference
blown out so hard they are still recovering, centuries later
incredible
mine has the tiniest bit of a mustache too haha
>graph_showing_annual_population_of_'Great'_Britain_post-Brexit.jpg
See
stuck in turkish prison with my lesbian gf atm xx
tonguing fanny is pretty tolerable, the taste/smell isn't a big issue
the reason why is because you're meant to put your mouth on her clit/very top of her fanny, not tongue the midde of the slit where it's all smelly and tastes bad
yes, there will still be a stink even at the top, but it's a lot less bad
whatsapp is down
I see you are a man of skill as well
piss off normie
prince phillip is down
fat white girls and black men in america have a complimentary relationship
Don't like anyone here
you mean phat ass white girls?
I drank at least 10-12 beers and got black out drunk every single night for 5 years then I stopped completely about 6 months ago and for about a week I hardly slept and was shaking and sweating and hallucinating things crawling up the walls but after that I recovered completely and these days I feel better than I ever have and only drink occasionally at weekends
i see blokes and lasses in porn just fucking going for it but it sounds like it'd be a lot easier to just go for the clit. Thanks for the tip
when did fanny start to mean vagina
based brexit sending the JFs back where they came from
Don't want to be friends with any of you
quit bud + smoking all together a week ago
and often i get FUCKING bored
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Go back to your shitty thread autismo brit
oh and, it got to pretty much every day for the last 5 years too
you go for the clit but pay a bit of attention to the whole thing. the porn star thing is a bit embellished, the sloppy tongueing like they're eating half an orange isn't amazing
what's going on at buckingham palace lads
I just checked the green
Rorkes are the most pathetic people in the world. Name one socially competent rorke. They are all virgin, friendless, losers.
queen is dead
i've been asking about this for a few days now ever since i read it in the paper that she's dying and no one would believe me.
interchanging between fingering and licking helps
also i've found that when your tongue gets tired, just rubbing and mashing your lips and mouth against the clit will also work
has phil the greek actually popped his clogs?
Talking to someone who was an alcoholic about weed "problems" is like talking to someone from Syria about how bad those kids who scratched your car are
my dad invented pokemon but nintendo stole his idea
uncle works for nintendo
gary busey
you must feel really special
whole thing? what about the urethra, do you try to avoid that? Surely there's a load of piss in it
i thought we were sharing, not trying to out-do one another on how pathetic we are
but go ahead mate you win
will be utterly delighted if i wake up tomorrow to hear phillip is gone
why? the rest of them are still there
who?
I will destroy all of you
small steps
why is the american president always heavily involved in israeli-palestine talks?
think those desert people should handle their own shite desu
>Just woke up
>5:56pm
"Still throwing spears?" (Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002)
"If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" (Speaking to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland)
"It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh)
"You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)
"You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (in 1993, to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary)
"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)
"You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)
"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
"Brazilians live thereā (On key problems facing Brazil)
"Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?" (Sharing a joke with a blind, wheelchair-bound girl with a guide-dog)
"In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation."
'Ever been on a plane before? It was just like that.' (To the leader of Paraguay when asked how his flight was)
'Deaf? I'm not surprised with that bloody racket!' (To a class of deaf children sat next to a brass band)
'Do you have a licence for that?' (To a man in a motorized wheelchair)
'If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.' (To British students in China during Royal visit there in 1986.)
i freaked out for a second because i'm literally directly related to this guy, thought i was getting doxxed for a second
So the Queen's dead. That's interesting.
can't beat nepotists by waiting for them to die mate
mate in all honesty im in such a primitive state that i don't even think about it ay. best way I can describe it is like an upside down triangle where you narrow your focus over time. I'll start all over and heavy breathe on it for a couple of seconds to build anticipation then go for it then after like 30 seconds of all of it, I'll focus on the clit.
It's not really
fake news
>'Ever been on a plane before? It was just like that.' (To the leader of Paraguay when asked how his flight was)
chuckled
yeah alright cheers mate, i can sort of see that the primal thing does the work but it's good to see those tips, ta