OK story time Sup Forumsros
>be me
>20 year old kissless virgin
>never had a meaningful relationship
>dated 1 bipolar chick, a nympho, and an attention whore
>2 years at college on east coast with nothing to show for it
>made great friends, including girl with one eye (the other eye is glass)
>we dated a little bit, I played relationship chicken because I was afraid of commitment
>spend entire semester hanging with her, falling in love with her
>summer comes, I go back to west coast
>regret not staying with her all summer
>feelsbadman.jpg
>get wedding invitation, best friend and his girl getting married less than a block from college
>one-eyed girl is gonna be there
>2ndchance.app
>day of the wedding
>we sit next to each other
>tell her I regret not staying with her
>tell her I regret not spending every second of my life with her
>ask her for second chance
>she misses me too
>she wants to try again
>we take it behind a shed at the wedding reception
>I kiss her
>she kisses back
>my first kiss
>we get back together
>I love her
>she loves me
>feelsgoodman.jpg
OK story time Sup Forumsros
>Be me
>In army
>In suwon afb
>Great at arcade games
>Prizes are anime porn figures
>Have room inspection
>First sergeant and possibly two star general walk in
>Oh shit!
>Sees all 79 anime figures
>First sergeant yells at me
>Two-star General defends me
>Says it's perfectly healthy
>Then he looks under my bed
>Sees life size anime sex doll
>Both walk out quickly
Never have inspections ever again
No.
>on Sup Forums
>gets banned suddenly
>banned for posting porn on Sup Forums
>mod provides post
>post of ugly 3d chick with dildo
>appeals saying i not into 3d girls
>'please enter email'
>[email protected]
>unbanned seconds later
Moar!
>be me
>about like 25 yo or something
>first gf was fat borderliner goth chick
>second was uhm... old enough but still
>third only got together with because she's more around my age and cute enough
>in process of breaking up with her
>can't go home
>go wander around in mostly unknown to me city i just moved in for her
>find sex shop
>always been countryman so never seen that before
>walk in and stare
>go downstairs illuminated circular stairs to explore more
>find cabins where you apparently throw money in to watch porn on TVs and lock yourself in
>find door with entry fee on it to another section
>is this where the sexy time happens? are there girls? whores?
>omg this is awesome, prostitution just a short walk from home!
>check it out and find more cabins between dark corridors with people walking around
>find cinema rooms with leather beds in front of a huge screen with porn running
>no girls but i paid so i'm gonna have a wank
>head back for cabins and watch movie already running, switching channels
>hear a knock from cabin next door
>find a hole in the wall and someone trying to push open my side of the hole locking door
>wtf
>panic and walk out trying to find some other place
>go back to cinema room and stand there inside the door watching and thinking about what to do while calming down
>suddenly feel a hand on my ass
>inside my pants
>finger wriggling up to my asshole and going in
>tense up
>?
>walk home having been fucked by 3 dudes that night
I require more greentext
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> be me
> 14 years old
> sliding into the dms of a 9/10 in school
> my birthday
> in school, french class
> chilling with bros
> 9/10 comes over and congratulates me
> be nervous
> scream out " SUUUUP BITCH"
> awkward silence
> never talked again
>be me
>26yo
>has 13yo nephew
>beings home hot 8/10 14yo
>mfw im pedo
>nethew leaves room
>start talking to girl
>we flirt and start talking daily
>gets phone number and asks to hang out
>oh shit might get illegally lucky
>buys condoms
>goes to her house
>welcomed in and greeted by parents
> girl welcomes me as her bf`s friend
>parents leave
> watch shitty vampire movie
>she places hand on thigh
> ask if my nethew likes her
>jealous i say no but i like her
>we have sex
>nethew gets call months later
> she got preggo
>nethew says its his since they kissed
>5 years later
> tfw my nethew is raising my daughter
> still bangs her
>hopes to god no one finds out i never used my condoms
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>be me
>this current day
>sister is LITERALLY setting up her camwhore profile, but doesn't know anyone knows
How would you deal with this if it was happening to you? looking for serious replies
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Fap and post link
any links to her?
is she hot?
>be me, 19
>cousin dropped off at my place
>im babysitting I guess.
>its a sleepover.
>kid wears pull ups to bed, hes 7.
>he falls asleep, in pull ups
>I try one on
>its soft, too small for me
>"ha ha loser!"
>fucker caught me,
>kid goes to sleep at one.
>revenge time.
>put water in his bed, put warm water on his hand
>he pees
>kid wakes up the next morning, a few hours after me
>"morning, baby cousin!"
>mfw cousin thinks he wet the bed
>mfw he actually shit himself in bed, making this work better
If real, gg wp, user.
she's not streamed, but refreshed the page and saw new text added to her profile
Give us her name and site user. For science.
...
Its like mods just don't exist anymore.
finally a good thread here
>Be at some party
>Much drinks and weed
>People start playing "I never..."game
>That girl who we know is often shit drunk ends up telling us when she took LSD for the first time
> She was totally trashed
>Some guy she barely knows tried to flirt with her but she was too tripping to realize
>He still managed to stick the friends that are supposed to sleep at her's
> Really annoying dude according to her friends, but she tells them it's okay
>At her place, everyone is too drunk to stay up except her and the annoying dude
>He tries again to hit on her but she's way out of the physical world.
>She spends 30min on the phone with another friend of hers, talking gibberish.
>Annoying guy insists on sleeping in her bed
>She doesn't care
> But she crashes on her bed fully clothed, and dude is probably very upset when she tells him that she doesn't want to cuddle.
>She starts sleeping heavily
>Dude seemingly lost his patience, he starts to undress her and grope her.
>He was probably trying to finger her too when her friends heard him yell "YOU FUCKING BITCH ! YOU PEED ON ME"
>And, in a semi tripping half asleep voice, she yelled back "NO ! I peed on ME ! Shan't have put your hand there !"
>Her friends hear the guy leaving the bedroom angrily, still cursing
>He leaves, slamming the door
>Never to be seen again
>Next morning she wakes up half undressed in a small pool of urine and with little to no memory of what happened
>Her friends tell her she probably escaped rape by pissing herself
>Been an inside joke with ever since
Posted this in another thread last night, but I saved it.
(Part 2)
>be few months ago
>Nephew, now 18, works 2 jobs at mcdonalds and jack in a box
> effectivly banged a teenager at the expense of ruining there lives
> wants to wait until daugther is 13
>???
> tfw i can marry my daugther because laws are fucked
>howtobangachildblaimitonnethewandlegallymarryyourdaughter.txt
I welcome hell if this works
Sorry user, we all know what would happen if I done that
kys
>be me
>be black
>go to prison for owning 10g weed
No criminal history before that
Because laws are fucked? Where the fuck are you, Saudi Arabia?
good, should have been deported, fucking nigger
Acting like a nigger works only if you have a supplementary 9'' cock to go with it.
good jorb
New york ruled it legal for uncles and nieces to marry cia 2014
NEW YORK?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! You mean Alabama right? Mississipi? Fucking end me, why does America even try to resist Kimmyfag at this point, this country doesn't deserve to exist.
>Trying so hard to be edgy
...I think you just cured my pedophilia, user. Sincerely thank you.
Good thing i could help
Just looked it up. Realz boi
Midnight Cowboy shit right there
Funny thing is, the girl thinks i used a condom. I have no idea how it worked other then she loved my nethew and wanted a excuse to be together.
>first ever GF wasn't physical at all and we never got past the hug stage desire being an "offical" couple.
>She's trans now, goes by "Erik" now (dodged a fucking bullet there)
>Second only dated for about a month, really hated being with her even though she was so fucking hot.
>Third I met by a random add on team fortress 2; we talked a bit, got close and ended up dating.
>I flew over, met her at he airport, had mine and her first ever kiss right then and there.
>Met her dad on the first day, had dinner with her brothers, took her virginity on the second day, left on the third.
>Dated for bout 8 months, but then I got in a car crash and it made me realise there was no real connection.
>Ended it about 2 weeks after.
>Still have her on steam, know she has some new boyfriend (ironically just me but blond) through mutual friends.
Currently single, exercising and weight lifting before I head off to uni in 20 days. Plan to ask a girl out on the day I get there, just as a personal challenge.
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>be me
>19 years old
>me and my bf of 4 years broke up cuz of problems
>no motivation for anything or whatsoever
>prolly gonna die alone