I've been to several doctors and no one wants to help. No one seems to be able to fix me without extensive surgery

I've been to several doctors and no one wants to help. No one seems to be able to fix me without extensive surgery

Can you guys please give me a confidence boost by telling me that you'd gladly suck it for me?

what the actual fuck is that

Op what the fuck is wrong with your cock

where did you stick it into??

Learn to play golf.

Photoshop

Sage, saw this thread yesterday, with this exact caption, shitty bait, nice photoshop

live stream urself fapping

Ask the other 7 people who have the same exact dick

Looks like the chest Alien from the first film.

At best, your cock looks diseased and creepy...

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FAGGOT OP.

STOP FAPPING TO WHAT PEOPLE ARE ARE SAYING AND JUST FUCKING WATCH PORN

topkek

OP, we told you. Don't fuck a leprechaun bitch or your dick will turn into an Irish shelleighlegathing.

just use a cock sleeve or dildo.
somehow you can trick your brain into thinking stapon dildo is your cock, and have decent orgasms without touching your dick

OP is just LARP, no way you wouldnt have jumped at extensive surgery

Anyone have the jpg names Fragrant Branch of Yore?

>lost his virginity
>is now a killer

hurts

>top kek

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Ops cock is sideways, My sides.

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My sides.

Why this nigga got a shillelagh for a dick

wat

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It's an andjeru!

I'd suck it if you helped out with some role playing or something. Pretend to be my straight younger brother or something like that....

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