ITT: We share out secrets

ITT: We share out secrets.

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Those are IPs for sprint

I made all the posts for Sup Forums and they just keep cycling through

i wipe off the toilet seat with sanitizer before i use it, even at home

I carred my finger in the back of my shower's 9 year old girl.

I love diapers, I use them, I change in them, i wear nothing but shirt and diaper at home. I get called a baby a lot, and bf gave me a pacifier for bday

I'm in my last year of uni. I picked a shit tier degree, made zero friends/connections, and am most likely going to end with a below average GPA.

...

What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

wtf does this mean? pls elaborate

I'm trans and want to kill myself because I will never be able to give birth to a child. I live full-time as a girl (haven't been misgendered in a while, even when wearing hoodies and stuff), and I know that both liberals and conservatives would have my head for complaining about this. I have literally nobody I can talk to.

My 47 year old brother has had the hots for my beautiful 22 year old daughter for a while. Begged me to help him maybe get into her pants. I helped him introduce her to a drug which...she doesn't know this...but some use it as a date rape drug. Right now he has her drugged up and at a party. Interest in more info or updates as I get them?

Honestly, the difference between picking a degree you're passionate about and just taking a degree you don't care much for is the difference between good grades and friends, and lonely failure. I totally feel for you though :(

That's pretty fucked up. Go on.

I could fuck you in the ass and adopt a newborn?

Fucked my niece when she was 16. Good times. Didn't have to resort to rape though. Is your brother hideous or something?

Ok, the drug is called alpha and I did tell her in advance that it makes some people super horny and she still wanted it. Before my brother came to pick her up I warned her about doing too much bump and not to put it past her uncle to put the moves on her. She thought for a few minutes... I could see the thoughts racing.

Then she went and put on a super sexy dress she brought just in case.

Want me to continue?

Adopting a newborn leads to all sorts of potential horrors. I'd love to be fucked in the ass, but like, I never grew up as a girl. I don't know how to prepare a girl for her first period, I don't know how to deal with teen drama, and I'd never be a proper mother figure for a boy either, having grown up as a boy. I'm afraid I'd fuck them up to be honest.

Maybe when I'm older, and if my sister offers to help.

Oh she wants it? This just got more interesting. Why even use the drug then?

My brother is a ladies man...not my type mind you...but somewhat like Matthew mcconehay

This is why trans is just a mental illness. You have no idea what being a woman even is. You're not trapped in the wrong body, you're mentally ill and nobody ever dealt with you properly.

... I guess if she knew it's a little less fucked, but now I'm really curious.

This may sound weird, but you don't really "need" a mother figure growing up. Statistics show that children, both male and female, need a father figure the most. You can't really fuck them up, because parents don't know what to do either. And if anything, I would have no problem with raising a daughter despite being a guy yknow? You could always just be the mom. You don't have to be perfect.

Alpha-PVP males everyone superduperhorny
Fucking hell drug, I wish I have some to smoke now, and not

Makes*

squidward, i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet

I have a sugar daddy I use to pay for college. It's a bit weird because of the age difference but I've gotten used to it, mostly.

She wanted the drugs. She just likes to party anyway. Her mother said she was going to be the token girl there.

I asked, like passing you around?

She laughed and said my aunt and uncle won't let me get gangbanged. I said, well at least your aunt won't and my daughter looked like Hmmmmmmm?

this is so funny hahahah
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You raised a real gem there.

I just did a line. It helps take the edge off of wondering what is happening right this second.

Did she do more lines? Drinking too much? Considering actually letting him fuck her?

There are plenty of single mothers who have raised wonderful boys, and single fathers who have raised wonderful girls. Experience is not required.

Every psychological study on the subject has said both a father and mother are needed for optimum development. Just how the species works.

I texted my brother to call. I wanted to let him know she got more dressed up after I basically told her he might wanna fuck her.

When he came up to dose her with alpha last night he wore sheer shorts, no underwear and had a huge...can't not notice...about nine inch raging boner.

My daughter didn't mention it. Think she was covering for him but she likes what she saw?

Yes, but in a sense of order and fun. The father sets precedents for order and rules, while the mother offers comfort. The father criticizes and the mother assures.

You just need duality growing up to become well-rounded, regardless of where it comes from.

And that duality naturally comes from a normal male and female set of parents. Any deviation from that and the child's chance of success diminishes. It's frankly an irresponsible thing to do to a child.

Thanks bro. I don't touch her myself but I don't repress her. You won't believe some of the shit she says.

Example....this guy who she wanted me to get her weed from....three separate times she has "joked" about me asking how much he would take off if she sucks his dick.

You guys think that is healthy?

Always have three sheets of toilet paper folded in my underwear because I leak precum all the time due to excessive porn use.

yeah, see, this is why I can't fucking talk about it. I really don't want to have to justify my transition right now, I know I made the decision understanding the consequences, and I'm happier now than before, but stilllllllllllllllllll.

It's not even being trapped in the wrong body, it's that I was given the wrong fucking sex organs.

>You can't really fuck them up, because parents don't know what to do either.
that honestly makes me feel a little better about it, but like... some part of me doubts that I can be a Good mom.

I don't know about that. Most of the kids I know that were only raised by one parent are a little fucked.

There's also a certain knowledge-set that comes from growing up a girl. I know vaguely what it's like to go through puberty, but I can never answer questions about it. Like I said, I would need my sister's help to raise a girl properly. A boy would be no problem.

No, this fantasy is poorly written and i wont enable your shitty unfeasable plot. Get help.

"I don't molest my child" is not setting the bar too high for yourself there.

Where do you live? You can come stay with me for awhile and I'll treat you like a woman. It'd be a good vacation to get away and talk about life.

Did I mention that I am babysitting her kid so she can do this? And that my brother swore to take pics and send to me if he gets in her pants.

If he does should I post them here?

You're obviously a degenerate Trump supporter. KYS.

You don't want to justify your transition because there's no way to justify abusing your body like that. Might as well ask someone to justify cutting his arms off. Never have children you fucking degenerate.

I'm in pittsburgh. If you're nearby, I'd gladly take a bus over and have a drink or two.

I swear it is true. I still think she will just roll in after an hour or so with nothing happening.

Then again, she laughed and said she'd be home around 4am.

If you want to talk to someone anonymously / judgement free, I can add you on kik or something.

I'm in North Carolina. It would have to be a real trip to see me. How lovely it could be if I was closer.

About to break up with my girlfriend

I'm not settling a bar. Maybe a low bar. One thing...she is 22. Also, she won't be doing anything unless she wants to.

Don't encourage that shit. Let it kill itself.

Sorry bro. If everyone agrees then I should stop I guess.

I have Autassassinophilia
>Autassassinophilia is a paraphilia in which a person is sexually aroused by the risk of being killed. The fetish may overlap with some other fetishes that risk one's life, such as those involving drowning or choking. This does not necessarily mean the person must actually be in a life-threatening situation, for many are aroused from dreams and fantasies of such.

when I was 8 I simply sumbled and hit my head on the stone ground. embaressed to tell that shit I said I fell down the fucking stairs with a bobbycar. my holy fucking forehead was open so it was plausible.
to this day my parents make fun of me for that lol

Im fucking a 15 yo, 25 yo here

no, I don't want to justify my transition right now because I'm in too much emotional anguish to give you a proper answer. I've been able to give people proper answers in the past, I'm just super stressed out right now and can't put forth the energy to word it with the precision I need to give an answer that would sway you.
Chill.

yeah, sure, my kik is sterilegirl

so close, but so far :(

My secret? I hoard doubles, I can't stop.

dump nudes

You fucking asshole! Does that look like doubles to you? Is'ts a fucking 15. 1. 5. Try harder ,faggot!

your daughter?
I don't even want to know what your family tree looks like.

and yeah, ngl, the thought of a 9-incher is something special lol. No wonder she wants him.

>sterilegirl
Well you're half right

Truth

It's not that sexual. Of course it would be nice if I'd get choked to death by a cute 8/10 but getting shot in the head by some Muslim would be okay as well.

Interest in more? This is really going down but I get the skepticism. I know it's super kinky and wrong. The question is do any of you get off on it and want more?

Going once. Going twice...

Gone. Go huff some Zyklon B.

My family tree is fine. My daughter is blonde, pretty, smart and she likes to party hard.

You would want to marry her if it's just on looks.

>too much emotional anguish to give you a proper answer
In other words, you have no answer and are just hiding behind your mental disorders. Sad.

I know, but why are you drugging a girl for your brother if you have a daughter, and a daughter that's clearly over 13 at that. You're doing frat-bro shit as a 33-45 yo man, which is kinda weird. Your brother is around your age, right?

Yeah. Remember she begged me to let her try the alpha and I told her right off that it makes some people horny.

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You might want to get that checked out. Probably not precum. Probably syphilis.

Ok he just called with update. Interest or not? Last call.

Virgin and neurotic

I hate cats. I kill kittens as often as possible. If it wasn't murder, children as well.

Also, I don't seed my torrents.

When i was 11 my brother fucked me, repeatedly up until i was 13 and my parents found out. Everyone told mei was too young and didnt truly didnt give my consent but i did. I loved every bit of it. He didnt have the biggest cock but he rode me like hell.

Are you retarded?

It's literally the only thing that bothers me about my transition, and it happens to be getting to me right now because I had a really rough day yesterday and have been having sleep issues all week. Still adjusting to my new class schedule.

Transitioning saved my life and made me feel a million times more comfortable in my own skin, but there's still artifacts of it that eat at me in my weakest moments. I don't like to admit it to people that know I'm trans irl because you have to be bulletproof to stand up to people who are itching for a reason to say you're just a failed man, but it's the truth.

I don't think that's precum. Discharge is usually a sign of an infection of some sort.

sure

just do it

Dude. You have a penis problem.

Go to a doctor.

Yes

>I don't think that's precum. Discharge is usually a sign of an infection of some sort.

Will taste it tomorrow to double check

This sounds inadvisable. Post the results.

I hump pillows and blankets and I get paranoid that my mom can hear it from downstairs but sometimes i swear i hear her masturbating a few minutes after.

>people who know I'm trans
Hate to break it to you but there's no such thing as a passable tranny. Everyone who sees you knows. Everyone. And yeah, you seem completely stable, transition didn't fuck you up at all, you basket case.

I once sucked my friend off.

Ok right now she is mixing around and they have done a couple of big bumps already. I told him that...without flat out saying it...that I told her that he might wanna fuck her....she went and got more dressed up....sat on my bathroom sink fixing her makeup. He is going to ask her if she wants to take a ride before bringing her home and see what happens.

>Will taste it tomorrow to double check
nani

>there's no such thing as a passable tranny
hate to break it to you, but when you pass, it's impossible to know they're trans unless they tell you.

As far as you're aware, all of the transpeople you've ever seen don't pass, but you probably didn't realize a lot of "non-trannies" were actually trans.

Have fun with whatever.

Gotta be honest with you, man... I've known 2 guys who got a lopadickoffofme, and both of them killed themselves within three years.

They were "oh so happy" with their transition at first, then realized they removed the most important thing to themselves:

Their penis.

I enjoy looking at young girls

Keep telling yourself that. You can chop your dick off and wear a wig but Adam's apple, voice, broad shoulders, etc. don't go away. I give you a year before you stick a gun in your mouth.

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My entire life is fucked up, so I'm going to kill myself.

That won't be a secret for long

That's fine. I won't care when I'm gone.

I went to jail for a cheese pizza problem. Psychologists and therapists convinced I don't have an ongoing problem, but I do.

Less of a secret, but more of a question.

Basically, Should I message her?

Basically be seemed to be getting along fine. She had no problems talking for hours about shit. But for some reason she stopped. I messaged her two times within a week or so. No response. Now 3 months have gone by, and I kinda wanna message her again.


I was kinda almost thinking something happened, as seemed to genuinely care for me as a friend leading up to it. Then just suddenly went quiet. Her last message was "You got it, might be a while since we have department training"

Fwiw she hasn't been on whatsapp since early May. (never messaged her there though)

It definitely is a problem...Like I don't feel good about myself looking but it helps me to get off...I never actively search for cheese but if I happen upon it I'm diamonds

No.