Gather 'round, boys and girls, for the story I like to call

Gather 'round, boys and girls, for the story I like to call...
"The Queen of the Tards"

>be me
>be in middle school
>sign up for after school program with tards
>the tards at my school were particularly rowdy
>they were literally always breaking shit and screaming
>I didn't want to miss out on the action
>there was a chick (who I'll call V)
>V was kind of cute, but her aloof nature prevented anyone from getting close to her
>V made friends with this downy named Jim
>Jim was fucking huge, and violent as hell
>V managed to tame him through candy and Capri Sun pouches
>one day, I hear the rumor that Jim punched a girl named Queenie
>Queenie was a nigger bitch who was known for sending people to detention for 'muh racism' and 'muh sexism'
>so, hearing that Jim had punched Queenie, I knew something was up
>V was challenging Queenie's authority
>shitisabouttogodown.jpg

I have more, If you're interested

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Dis gon' be good.

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Moar

Reddit fags incoming

Keep on faggot

More faggot.

continue you fucking baiter

Hold on, guys, i'm writing

Have this shit pre-writen

Hurry the fuck up you nonce

>V befriends another tard named Lemon
>Lemon was physically weak, but he had an ungodly screech that seemed to send all the tards into a mad frenzy
>V's plan was to convince the teachers to let out the tards for on recess, then get me (I was supporting her because I wanted to see that nigger bitch fall) to anger Lemon
>V succeeded in convincing the teachers
>Queenie (who was still fucking pissed at V, but couldn't send her to detention because V never actually did any of the punching) had brought out two of her toughest nignog friends
>I led the tards over to the bike racks (where Queenie's negro gang hung out)
>take a stick and whack Lemon on the head with it
>Lemon lets out a screech so loud that my eardrums felt like they were on the verge of breaking
>tards go apeshit
>thisiswar.jpg

More nigger
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You killed your thread you slow fucking nigger, it took you this long to get this far?

When shall OP deliver?

mfw this thread ends with spaghetti or mom will die tonight

Keep em coming

include me in the rebbit screenshot, yeah the boys

i better be in the screencap

>the tards and the niggers are fighting
>a gang of spics join the niggers, while most of the eurofags help the tards
>it's an all-out race war
>teachers are unable to stop the fighting
>I see Jim beating the shit out of Queenie
>police are called and the fighting finally ends
>a clear divide has been drawn-it's tards, eurofags, and rednecks against the niggers and spics
>asians don't want to get involved
>Queenie is out for fucking blood

Sorry, lads, this is my first time posting one of these stories, my internet is shit and the posts don't fucking go through

Look at them digits!

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Well, if it is like that then, it ok

why are you like this

Op is faggot

Bump

op is probably having trouble typing with all the big black dicks in his ass

OP is obviously trying waaay too hard to try and get a legendary greentext story. It's pretty clear this is not good content.

Sounds very fake.

Indeed

dammit op this had potential

You know what op and chinese eBay sellers have in common? Neither will deliver.

so is V a tard too? or no

go on

next time pre-type everything out

>cANDY

>been an hour and a half
>OP will never deliver

i've got a better crop of this for y'all

>and then...

>and then queenie came up to me and asked to borrow tree fiddy

i'm intruiged OP
post more

>be me
>Work in a middle school as a retard Wrangler
>Lousy employee, but school can't find anyone else willing to do it for so little pay

So long as I don't diddle the kiddles, I'm untouchable! Love how easy the job is and have enjoyed similar scenarios play out at my school.