Gather 'round, boys and girls, for the story I like to call... "The Queen of the Tards"
>be me >be in middle school >sign up for after school program with tards >the tards at my school were particularly rowdy >they were literally always breaking shit and screaming >I didn't want to miss out on the action >there was a chick (who I'll call V) >V was kind of cute, but her aloof nature prevented anyone from getting close to her >V made friends with this downy named Jim >Jim was fucking huge, and violent as hell >V managed to tame him through candy and Capri Sun pouches >one day, I hear the rumor that Jim punched a girl named Queenie >Queenie was a nigger bitch who was known for sending people to detention for 'muh racism' and 'muh sexism' >so, hearing that Jim had punched Queenie, I knew something was up >V was challenging Queenie's authority >shitisabouttogodown.jpg
I have more, If you're interested
Christopher Lee
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Connor Hernandez
Dis gon' be good.
Daniel Taylor
...
Parker Jones
Moar
Christopher Lewis
Reddit fags incoming
Landon Brooks
Keep on faggot
Cameron Rivera
More faggot.
Gabriel Brooks
continue you fucking baiter
Lincoln Lee
Hold on, guys, i'm writing
Adrian Fisher
Have this shit pre-writen
Daniel Stewart
Hurry the fuck up you nonce
Henry Wright
>V befriends another tard named Lemon >Lemon was physically weak, but he had an ungodly screech that seemed to send all the tards into a mad frenzy >V's plan was to convince the teachers to let out the tards for on recess, then get me (I was supporting her because I wanted to see that nigger bitch fall) to anger Lemon >V succeeded in convincing the teachers >Queenie (who was still fucking pissed at V, but couldn't send her to detention because V never actually did any of the punching) had brought out two of her toughest nignog friends >I led the tards over to the bike racks (where Queenie's negro gang hung out) >take a stick and whack Lemon on the head with it >Lemon lets out a screech so loud that my eardrums felt like they were on the verge of breaking >tards go apeshit >thisiswar.jpg
Anthony Sanchez
More nigger I
Anthony Bell
You killed your thread you slow fucking nigger, it took you this long to get this far?
Juan Cox
When shall OP deliver?
Thomas Davis
mfw this thread ends with spaghetti or mom will die tonight
Aaron Hall
Keep em coming
James Young
include me in the rebbit screenshot, yeah the boys
Jonathan Reyes
i better be in the screencap
Cameron Adams
>the tards and the niggers are fighting >a gang of spics join the niggers, while most of the eurofags help the tards >it's an all-out race war >teachers are unable to stop the fighting >I see Jim beating the shit out of Queenie >police are called and the fighting finally ends >a clear divide has been drawn-it's tards, eurofags, and rednecks against the niggers and spics >asians don't want to get involved >Queenie is out for fucking blood
Sorry, lads, this is my first time posting one of these stories, my internet is shit and the posts don't fucking go through
Nicholas Watson
Look at them digits!
Robert White
. Well, if it is like that then, it ok
Henry Sanders
why are you like this
Leo Hernandez
Op is faggot
Leo Gutierrez
Bump
Parker Hughes
op is probably having trouble typing with all the big black dicks in his ass
Adrian Edwards
OP is obviously trying waaay too hard to try and get a legendary greentext story. It's pretty clear this is not good content.
William Robinson
Sounds very fake.
Blake Ramirez
Indeed
Austin Jackson
dammit op this had potential
Levi Rogers
You know what op and chinese eBay sellers have in common? Neither will deliver.
Brandon Green
so is V a tard too? or no
Jackson Reyes
go on
Xavier Collins
next time pre-type everything out
Jackson Cooper
>cANDY
Tyler Ward
>been an hour and a half >OP will never deliver
Caleb Evans
i've got a better crop of this for y'all
David Sanders
>and then...
Carson Johnson
>and then queenie came up to me and asked to borrow tree fiddy
Aiden Davis
i'm intruiged OP post more
Andrew Jackson
>be me >Work in a middle school as a retard Wrangler >Lousy employee, but school can't find anyone else willing to do it for so little pay
So long as I don't diddle the kiddles, I'm untouchable! Love how easy the job is and have enjoyed similar scenarios play out at my school.