ITT: we are in a waiting room

ITT: we are in a waiting room

>Fugazi starts playing

God damn Nazi.

>coughs
>drops on the floor
>anons do the dinosaur

woman with screaming child walks in

the game

>Move around autistically
>Randomly shout lewd shit
>Since everyone assumes I'm retarded, nobody says anything unless they want to look like a jackass

>silently farts

Shut the fuck up you retarded piece of shit.

>dumb ass sound plays every time I get a text message

>milf sitting down
>"haha come here often"
>no response
>go back to my seat

>roll in in wheelchair
>sit at an edge seat
>wheelchair blocking off the rest of the chairs
>tip fedora to everyone present

(I'm just looking at the others watch the blood pool on the floor around my shoes from a leg laceration. I have to wait for the Manpower doctor to stitch it and it's his dinner time. I'm glad I went into shock.)

i run into a wall chest first and scream FUCK IS HATE TB

*looks for an outlet so I can charge my phone and use it at the same time*

What am I waiting for, OP?

>forget my media volume is on, start blasting obvious porn for 2 seconds

this

nice try fag

>goes into the woman's bathroom and faps in the one of the stalls

>pick up a magazine I don't really find interesting just to avoid the other people in the room