I've been to several doctors and no one wants to help. No one seems to be able to fix me without extensive surgery

I've been to several doctors and no one wants to help. No one seems to be able to fix me without extensive surgery

Can you guys please give me a confidence boost by telling me that you'd gladly suck it for me?

if I pulled that out of your pants, I'd grab my clothes and moonwalk out of the room

cut it off

God hates you

This
Becoming a trap is your only option

Id suck it, cum is cum.

If trips show face

Thats a +2 ATK Gnarled staff there user!

Christ, that thing can't be real....


C-can it?

Ayy lmao

never seen that type of iron before

>image search

What happened?

10/10
Would turn 360 and walk out

Photoshop it user

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I dunno about sucking, but I'm sure you could find a chick that's curious what it would feel like fucking. It's shaped a bit like a g-spot dildo.

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That's just what comes to my mind man.

isnt the g spot on the upper wall? that thing is curved down

I hate him too! Trolls are just total shit. Especially when they suck. Or don't get sucked in this case...

U sure thas not a crab leg?? Wut happened to that poor thing?

Timestamp pls

Can you even masterbate with that thing or will the head pop off??

It looks a fucking joystick

I wonder what a lady will think when you pull that out and say lets fuck

>mark of the jew
thank god im not white

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You could apply for some weird/freak porn sites. Wish your weird dick was real.

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Honestly, you'd be better off with extensive surgery. Hell, I don't care if it ends up being a small dick. A dick is a dick, but that thing isn't even a dick.

However, I would suck your dick in a normal state if I had a weird fetish for tentacle/monster/alien creatures with penis-like limbs and pretended that you were some sort of alien that wanted to rape me. Otherwise, I wouldn't consider it unless you got some sort of surgery that drastically fixes your problem.

Come to think of it though, that alien-roleplaying idea really turns me on for some reason...

Did your dick save a family from a burning building or did you put all your points into strength and grab your dick with 20 roll?

This is probably your best bet, OP. Just... Become some weird porn star.

Go to Japan. Only place they appreciate dicks that don't look anything like dicks.

Quick jacking off with Sandpaper you faggot!

O.M.G

Make a dozen replicas of your dick and use them to create an alien sex-suit to make some weird porn.

doggy style it is then.

Oh Christ, we just head this thread last night. Try harder faggot.

One less club you need to bring when you go golfing

No. I will not suck it. It's ugliness offends me. It's uglier than the ugly barnacle that killed everyone. Kill yourself, user. It's the only solution.

That is an unfortunate penis

Honestly op that's something I've never seen and I want the image out of my head
But 2 girls 1 cup exists so I'm sure some diddle dick porn exists too

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I'm George Soros, and I would gladly suck your dick so that I can absorb your goyish essence. Once I do that, I'll gladly rip your dick off with my teeth and soak my mouth in your juicy blood. Of course, this will all be part of one of my usual Jewish festivals. It's a nice tradition that ensures peace for the Jewish ethnoculture.

I wouldn't say I'd suck it.....

buuuuuuuuut it is generally more tasteful than Chris Chan's dick, so....

saw this thread go up a few hours ago.

That's not much of an accomplishment.

Nice dubs, btw.

Shit, I meant to refer to

Chris Chan?

Underrated

i would love to suck it, i love huge heads got anymore pics?

.....the fucking youtube skateboarder dude??

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>All of these people thinking that OP's pic is OC
Kek

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Nigga, you look like you tryna cast the worlds gayest spell with yo dick.

It probably feels worse too because the nerve endings are all spread out and shit. Bro, save up and do the surgery. I would never suck it and I'm a straight up slut.