If girls get dragon dildos then what do us guys get? dont say dragon dildos, faggots

if girls get dragon dildos then what do us guys get? dont say dragon dildos, faggots.

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Gender confirmation surgeries

Pour gasoline into pocket pussy, introduce lit match, fuck away~
Dragon pussy.

Arent there dragon pussies too?

Those tits are hilariously tiny

I'm on a no-fap and this just might break it.

the dragon vagina sleeves idiot.

a girl fucking dildos porn

Nothing, because a man owning a sex toy is a creep, pervert, loser who can't get laid, and he probably rapes children as well.

Fuck society!

>bull dyke feminist detected

The artificial womb, to destroy hypergamy and gynocentrism FOREVER MWAHAHAHHA

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She's cute love the baby tits. Think she jacked them off a 12 year old. We need to do a go fundme and get her fake tits. Also that's a waste of a dildo she's not taking all of it.

i think ill pass senpai

>not the charizard
fag

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Same, ffs

Charizard's fire is on his tail, silly.

So anyone know if the whores that can fit a horse dildo in them ever tried fucking a real horse?

The internet says yes, how haven't you seen a horse porn yet?

I have, but what I haven't seen are the women that use horse dildos go duck a living horse

Dragonet dildoes

Link it boi. In the meantime let us all love lain

dragon pussies

I actually have one of these

How do you know? ;D
Seems like the sort of thing you'd want to practice before trying.

They're just hangers

Really? Whats it like? How much did you pay for it?

Sauce

put your dick in it and timestamp

I can't remember how much I paid for it. It's okay I suppose. It's only really good if you put your hand over the end of it to create some sort of vacuum suction rather than just using it as it is. Otherwise it's really fucking noisy

And he's not a dragon either.

does anyone try to add pressure to these things?
i frequently try to find them tighter because i dont want any open space inside of them when i go in.
the best result i have gotten so far was by putting it between my boxspring and my mattress. this also kept it static and i didnt have to hold it.
i have tried elastic medical wrap stuff and tight tubesocks too. the tubesocks worked pretty well.

You're not worth it

>tfw you'll never have a cute hacker gf that loves shoving enormous horse dildos in her

Feels bad man

Ha, legit forgot that. I figured they'd have retconned it by now.

Yep and they're HUGE. Like throwing the sausage down a fucking hallway that's on fire. They rock!

so basically the same as fucking the girl in OP because shes stretched her lonely cunt with that massive dragon dick

dog dildos of course

that's called "the dragon screaming"

you probably don't even have a penis

post more vids
fuck
that body is tight

m i doin it rite

Saran wrap works. Used that with an onahole before I stopped being a loser and got a girlfriend.

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oh god. why. Lain, please reset our world

everything about this is so right

On the bright side, that hole is worn the fuck out.

i cant into reading comprehension, jesus fuck kiddo. Go to school.

Pls do not

Wow dude. That really hurt my feelings. Piss off kid

all i have is Glad brand Clingwrap.
will that work?

Here y'are mate

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Why would my wife want a dragon dildo when she could have an equally hung superior black man?

>having a dragon hatchling
vs
>having a smol nigger

gee i dont know you tell me

nice get

Hot

Imagine being this fucking pathetic

Lain is uber cute here bro, nice one, Lain is proud

Who is she??

>doesnt show her gaping cunt at the end
>disappoint.nofap
>suggested video in the list of one with a dragon dong in her ass
>gets the old gym sock out again

she's always ubercute, she's MAI WAIFU after all

Link rn

>if girls get dragon dildos then what do us guys get?
New girls who dont have blown out vaginas from dragon dildos.

moar high quality webms like that

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oh shi-