Going to 8yr olds minion themed birthday party. You guys think I should try to bang one of the single mothers?

Going to 8yr olds minion themed birthday party. You guys think I should try to bang one of the single mothers?

I would.

If you going to the party by yourself you're gonna look like a major creep pedo

I'll put cash on you being so pathetic and socially akward that several of the fathers will be concerned you are a pedophile.

Woah...I thought I was gonna have to report you until I read single mothers.

Only if you're a single father

What's an 8 year old doing on Sup Forums?

OP here, I'm a college student, birthday kid is my mothers friends son.

I can see it now
>"So, which ones yours?"
>Oh, I'm only here for the pussy brah

I'm sure that'll go over well.

>mothers friends son
Imagin how that'll go down
>and how do you know the birthday boy?
>I'm the son of the friend of the mother of one of the birthday boy's friends
>e-excuse me?
>wanna fuck?

try and bang one of the single kids instead

Then he should wear an overcoat so he wont look as bad.

8 will get you 8 months

don't you have a cousin or something to come up with the perfect excuse for hunting milfs?

Go as a clown
Kids love clowns.

>I mean women.
>women love clowns

Fuck yeah OP, first try to start the drinking game, then just observe well. Identify the ones with alcohol or control problems, that's going to be the clearer and easier route. Play your cards right and you might get some numbers by the time the party it's over.

Yes like Pogo the clown

This obviously you retard. Unless you like gross used pussies.

>buy this outfit

Get a number yes. Fuck in a spare bedroom no

nooooo shit, I was just about to say the same, lmao

Lord knows they're gonna want to drink.