Lets play. Does a duck count as an exotic pet?

Lets play. Does a duck count as an exotic pet?

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>duck count as an exotic pet

only if it is in the house.
Outside ducks are farm animals

nah, people walk around with their pet ducks all the time

>walk around with pet ducks all the time

??where the fuck do you live user

lives outside mostly but I allow it in my house sometimes. Hes house trained

Actually, I saw someone walking a fucking goose three days ago. In Kaohsiung.

It walks around with me when I jog and walk my dogs, but it usually lays around fucking with our faggot neighbors

nyc.

it was just a couple weeks ago, someone had their pet duck on the g train.

youtu.be/yGGxdOvMlIE

Is weed still an illegal drug if I'm Californian? I got some wiggity-wax

holy shit

unless your devils cabbage is infused with Kanye West's jizz, weed doesn't count

>discontinued car?
I assume you mean model? Because otherwise that's like 90% of cars in any given parkinglot

Fuck it

claiming money

>illegal drug
>specifically includes the prescription which makes it legal
LOL U DUN FUG UP

So I have windows on a mac, an unusual pet, a collection, currencies, and an old item.
Should I post only one or all of them?

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satan trips though

check'd

put the pic over the square you spaz

Someone's gotta do it

I dont have that kind of time, you do it

Discontinued car:
Nissan Xterra

Oh, shoulda said rules for us new homosexual kiddos.

Hugurk

>Shekels
OY VEY
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do you spooge on your window?

behold

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at work, might as well play

huh

It's just my little bathroom window. I was taking a shit while browsing /b, of course. It's behind a bunch of blinds 99.999% of the time. I ain't cleaning that shit.

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Windows on Mac

Clean up that facial hair you unprofessional slob

>literally won't even open a window for 10 seconds
a true Sup Forumstard.

Pet worms

Massive stolen pen collection

made it with my own pee mixed with charcoal as ink

You must be a worthless poorfag. You can't even get it together enough not to fuck arround on your phone when your so new at a job your sill a trainee?

I can't wait to see your begging for change on a street corner.

>cramping image into a tiny box
>covering the description
>fucking up the aspect ratio
>jaggy as fuck MSpaint image scaling
kys

this guy is killing it

>my own pee
but why?

And please ignore my autism, i thought that september is 10.

you expect me to put any effort into this shit?

Because its a sterile liquid that the body doesnt reject

I was high as fuck and it made sense

explain yourself

win

Give others a chance to shine
Here's my Coca-Cola collection

how are they breathing? You just put a bowl over them

hmmm nope

i am fucking around on my computer. the phone was just for taking the picture. Obvioulsy I am not a trainee though; You would have to be a blithering idiot to be browsing Sup Forums whilst you're learning the ropes but I'm not going to take a pic with my actual name badge on it am I, you muppet

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Well, One day I found a casebearer and some other worm on my desk and decided to keep them as pets to have some company for a change..

I often lift it to interact with them

thanks for the keks, user

I have even more stuff.. Perhaps i'll post it if it takes too long

Its called a dog

I haven't found any dogs on my desk yet

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i love this thread

Photo with timestamp you moron

this shit

Old thing

No point in making a collage if you can't even tell what's in it.

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trying too hard

Might as well add RuneScape to the list.

we all can see what people are adding, so who cares dude

masters

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you do it then faggot

I guess I could do my scar on my forehead, except it's very visible now as it healed. Or should I post the blood version of it?

Though I'm sure someone has a better scar.

blood version

Searching for it now. Have to sift for a year's worth of pics.

I only have a paperback copy of the entire pokedex. Post?

Here ya go. Throw it in. I'm lazy to do it.

what the fuck happened

thats some nasty shit, user

[Glass Him]

Basically, I got classed in a bar standing up for my friends.
Bleed like crazy but nothing serious I guess. I don't think it hit an artery but it sure as fuck did NOT stop bleeding. No lasting damage other than voices in my head to kill the President.

I live in N. Devon and there's a guy who sometimes chills with his trained duck on the highstreet. He and his duck are pretty chill.

Thats cool. My duck just shits everywhere and bites the neighborhood kids

>No lasting damage other than voices in my head to kill the President.
yeah fuck drumpf and fuck white people amirite?

>drumpf

Well, this happened 2 years ago. So he wasn't even President.
Besides, it was a joke.

>getting this triggered over a stupid joke
>>>reddit.com/r/pol/

If anyone wants one with the text, here it is.

looks better than the earlier versions at least

also, surprised no one has posted tits or drugs yet, those shouldn't be of short supply anywhere in the world

I tweaked it a small amount. The images should be lines up better now.

got the trophy

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>something nazi
here

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>completely missing the point of the thread
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Fat hairy man tits ok?