That smug smile because you know you didn't fall for the trap of a wife and children

that smug smile because you know you didn't fall for the trap of a wife and children.
Nobody to nag you and nobody you're obligated to but your own self.
Don't even have to worry about dinner cuz you ate out like a champ on your way home like always.
Then washed it down with a $5 coffee.
Because you have so much disposable income as a single guy.
Unlike married people who make a big deal out of eating out or getting anything but poverty coffee.
Put dat phone on silent so you're not bothered.
Wanna take a 2 hour nap on the couch followed by 10 hours of sleep in your bed?
Go ahead, nobody's gonna make you feel guilty or lazy for doing so.
Wanna go out at 3 am for some fast food?
No problem, no wife to explain it to.
Welcome to your castle. YOUR castle. Not hers. Not anybody else's.
You're the king here, not a "provider" for her.

Pic related. Kicked her out 3 months ago

That smug feeling when you read the cries of a beta male who will never know what it's like to be loved, or even enjoyed or tolerated by the opposite sex

If your wife doesn't submit to you, that's your problem. It IS your castle, and if you're not man enough to make it your castle, you don't deserve to wear the pants in the relationship.

it think its pretty obvious whos the one wearing pants here

>You're the king here, not a "provider" for her.
King of what? King of hauling your fat ass to fast food at 3am after napping all day? What a looser. What a retarded dame you had. Any dank dame that cuddles up to a nigger gets her just deserts in the end every time.
>tldr: A king, by definition, has subjects

between work and having a family I'd literally have nothing to myself.
glad I am single

He has his anime figurines.

>choosing fastfood, coffee, and sleep over a woman
copypasta but I'd still rather have the woman. you might enjoy some time alone but having a woman that you love and enjoy being with is a beautiful thing.

I don't have a job. Rather I get paid to do what I would gladly pay to do. And since I like it, I'm great at it and am paid well. My wife brings in a prety good income also. My family is more precious to me than anything else I could think of.
>I'd literally have nothing to myself
Dude... you literally have nothing- not even yourself.

It is. Recently lost a pretty long term one, about four months ago. My wallet is amazing, I've got far more free time, and I'm able to treat myself to much better things far more often all at the same time.
Yet, all I want is to find another woman to love. It's a hell of a lot better than most other things

Everyman i ever met bitches about his gf or wife stfu with your beta male shit.

I'll just leave this here.

/thread

tfw you will never get to mount her

Copypasta.


But true. I have 3k a month to spend as i please. Thats adter all my bills are paid.

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Fk42ksa

It's less of a shirt and more of a tarp with holes cut it in.

Yes m8. My man.

MGTOW

Married with kids here. Here's my experience. When you have someone in your life you'd rather be alone. When you're alone, you're lonely, wishing you had some in your life. Compromise a little, you might surprise yourself before you die alone.

You wanna be like fonzie, don't you.

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I want to leave me gf for OP reasons, she wants kinds and live together ans i dont, been together for 10 years but she is ugly now and i dont like her and want to fuck others, im in good Shape and wanted to leave her for 6 years now, i still dont know if do it because she is good with me but is ugly

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To all you married fags out there, there's more chance than not that you will DIVORCE and lose all of your shit. Plus, you'll be paying for everything as the smug breadwinner you are and watch your wife fuck some other guy who makes more than you do. The OP was trying to get you to realize that marriage is a lot like a lottery and the odds are stacked against you. Doesn't mean you can't breed or get pussy but this whole dying alone shit is for assholes who bank their existence and happiness on being with someone else. Think she'll be there when you're old and dying? Or you when she gets fat and loses her looks? I noticed the beta is only prevalent in white guys.

High-five, bro. Assholes married with kids are all miserable and in denial.

No you didn't op old pic. Single life is fun. I've been single know many who are. You don't enjoy it. Its lonely and well humans want attention. So neckbeard go to mommy's basement and fap to your action figures and anime cause your not getting a real woman.

yes good goy, women are evil, go MGTOW

High five for OP realizing you dont have to be married with kids to enjoy your life.

You don't make any sense. How old are you?

Lmao! If you die alone in a river, do you make a sound?

Loser talk. Life is meaningless enough, don't need to justify it with "total control" of your day to day. My house! My rules! Who am I talking to?

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The trick is to find someone that is your equal.

Little know fact: there are fit women who also work and don't expect to be carried.

Let the lazy bitches about from cock to cock until they have a few kids and can live off welfare.

Enjoy dying old and alone, with no family to take care of you, knowing that your miserable ideals won't spread to the next generation.

Cotton Kelly. Shot six times In the face at point blank range. Died alone in a Nevada Desert. Adult entertainment entrepreneur, king of his domain. The ultimate loser!

Like this

Lotta angry words from supposedly happy people. You gotta justify your shite life choices by denigrating those who are free from your burdens.

How old are you?

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Single life in a nutshell. party on Wayne!

Old and grey and glad I didn't waste my youth changing fucking diapers

Ok, well I'm happy for you. Diaper changing isn't really the bane of anyone's existence. Poo dipes, after a while you don't even smell the poop. I refuse to change diapers of relatives kids, that's disgusting. Do you have an STD? Or gnarly birthmarks or growths?

+ you're fighting overpopulation
you're a true hero if you're single

Don't be so mean, if you have a loving wife then good for you! But not many people have the luck to find someone they truly love and are loved back by, so they stay single and should be allowed to be happy with that.
Forcing people to marry some normie rando just so they fit the social norm is fucked up in so many ways and will just lead to sadness and cliché-breakup stories, and more people giving shitty relationship advise.

Look at her, assuming the natural female position to entice you, so you will stick it deep in and fill her with your seed, so that she can take the next step in evolution and start a family.

But you were just too smart for that weren't you.

and if OP kicked out his gf because she was shitty, then that's just him cleaning up a mistake he made, as he obvs wasn't happy with her.

well old man, it'd been better to get some exercise in advance
I'll see you shopping for adult diapers in the supermarket next week

I wish there was some sort of pseudo science behind this picture, seems interesting even if its highly unlikely.

>Go to Google maps to check
>Detroit
This place is fucked

lol, are you stuck with a stupid bitch and two ugly retarded kids or why are you mad? :D

nu male beta faggot

Dat ThinkPad... muh nigga.

Right!? Shit I married an asian chick, its shoulder and scalp massages every night, she cares for the kids, I just do all the "dad" things, and if you have a decent job you could afford to eat out and drink overpriced snob coffee if you wanted.

ITT a bunch of dudes who got dumped by someone they loved and went into the deep cold Mariana trench of relationship denial.

This
I make the gf walk around naked all the time. If we have guests sleeping over she doesn't escape from sleeping nude.
She's my submissive slut who will suck my dick on command

once again the man has to do something else to keep the fucking lazy woman around. why doesn't she have to put in any effort? why is it always oh you weren't this or that enough? women shuffle off responsibility like a fucking champ. good riddance OP fuck that bitch

I realize this place is mostly edgelords who are bitter virgins talking about how great it is to not have a woman as though it's their choice, but there's some truth to this. Being free is hard to beat. That said, eventually normal people succumb to loneliness and settle down to simply not die alone.

Been living on my own for 6 months and it's great and even though I've been with my girl for 6 years it can sometimes it can be a little lonely. Still, better than being joined at the hip with someone that you always need to explain shit to.

lesbians, fuck yeah

That girl on the right... Jesus Christ. You can almost see her thinking "I should go back to school."

Ugh, nigger nipples are so nasty

don't leave her, you sound retarded from your writing so there's a good chance you can't find another one

so youre saying youre shirking from youre responsibility to take part in raising the next generation and youre proud of that.
>greatjob

Damn. I know I'm anonymous, but that stings. My bitch of a wife blames my kids retardation on my weak genes. What now?

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>blames on your weak genes
I would ask if she's retarded but that's kinda breaking the knob

Is this your pat response? I've read it in a second post. Maybe you lack comprehension skills? Or possibly, you have no life experience.

Have a submissive wife here. Does whatever I tell her to when I tell her to. I work, she stays home and takes care of the home and does a good job.

She's smart, funny, a gamer, and I love her, no doubt about it.

However, I've been in enough relationships in my 32 years to understand this might not last forever. That's just the way it is. We might not love each other five years from now no matter how we feel right now. That's reality.

Already decided she is the last wife/GF I will ever have.

If this one doesn't go for the long haul (I hope it does, I'm not looking to get divorced) I will never support another woman.

If this one doesn't work out, fuck it, I'm old enough and experienced enough now to understand I don't need someone else around to validate me. I'll save my money, travel the world, do whatever I want, and when I need to bust a nut just hire hookers or pick up easy skanks which has never been a problem for me.

Happily married for five years. Want to stay that way. But this is the last time I do it.

Okay, kid. What ever you say squirt!

please please people, everything has it's up- and downsides, don't let your emotions influence your capability to argue

Fucking candle on a book the dumb bitches

You're right. The singles guys are right. All that matters is that trump is blessing us with a great economy to allow young/old bucks to remain single and ready to mingle

This is important for people to understand. Especially on Sup Forums with it's feels threads and guys still crying from a love lost years ago.

She isn't the only one.

I may be in a 7 year relationship right now and feel all those great emotions, but I've felt them before with other girls. More than likely, I will again.

People are unique, but many of them out there are love and care for you just as well as the person you're with or that you lost. I'm not saying that you should treat your woman like shit because there are others out there, just recognize the fact that you don't need to put up with nonsense because she's "the one" and you certainly don't need to live out your days sad and depressed because one dumped you years ago.

Smug look....

She makes love to you and has sex with you multiple days a week even 20 years later

She's your best friend

She's out there on that grind making $200k per year

SHE WORKS OUT

She's hot!!

Are you suggesting we switch the topic to "is trump a good president" so that you can laugh at people arguing even more heavily?

More pics!

Not my intention, but isn't he great. This is like the bush years all over again. Best years.

I agree! It's almost like he knows what he's doing!

Trump is better than W? Not likely. Bush wasn't a paid man. He could drain the Clinton swamp because bill cliton caused 9/11. Bush helped the he people unite under the fallout of 9/11 and Katrina. BTW Harvey has nothing over Katrina. Trump has is too easy.

>Grammar much?
You sound like someone who supported Bush.

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If you're married, having a mother/daughter threesome doesn't feel right.

Wish I was single again! I'd be one of those penises. Maybe the guy in the back, never worked up enough nerve to be in an orgy. Did I pass on a great life experience?

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I've fucked fatties when I was single. It was great! They knew the score. Take dick when you can. Only a black man will fall in love with you.

this thread is fucking pathetic

i just was broken up with yesterday by my gf in a long-distance relationship of 3 1/2 years. We've met a total of 2-4weeks total over 5 or so meetings out of all these years (had great sex, romantic dinners etc.) and promised once we get outta college we'll find a way for me to immigrate to Canada, even if we needa get married. She told me yesterday she worries about me all the time too much to wait any longer, and because I can't PROVE to her I'll be able to immigrate (or maybe cause she just wants to fuck some dudes that's my opinion) that we have to break up. She says she loves me but it isn't going to work (so basically confusing the shit outta me)

She's on exchange in Singapore. I just started back in school and this is a huge confidence downer, I don't feel like doing well in classes anymore and want to be mad at her. I know I should just move on and it's not like I've really SEEN her that much, that's the fucked up part, it's just that i've devoted so much energy to staying with her that now it all seems like a huge waste of time and I'm really pissed she didn't tell me like during summer break before school cause now I'm extremely distracted when I should be studying. Fucking bitch.

Anyways good thread OP

Never successfully tried anal. My wife has given me two kids. The mystery is no longer appealing. Her vaginal prolapse makes her poop her underwear every so often. Anal is out.

been married for 8 years and i miss this so much.

what are you even on about

It's not as good as normal sex IMO but if your girls vagina is that loose maybe you'd like it more considering the butt muscles can clench pretty tight. It's like an ultra-smooth pussy that makes you feel kinda gross cause you don't wanna get poop on ur dick but it also feels good so it's kinda a paradox. My x was on her period for V-day once and i put it in her butt. good night : "D for me at least...

I agree. Make a thread, promise I'll say only encouraging stuff on it! I feel like we have a lot in common. You are my friend now.

dude.....nobody cares

Cuck detected
You like getting boned in the ass by your wife's American Gladiator don't you.

Being single is great. I like being married too. Everyone has a good opinion. Just like gaining perspective here.

>user who has never had a real relationship, here's my two cents

You just convinced me to be single for a very long time. I thank you.

Good story. You're going to land on your feet!