G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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i desire to live

I haven't gotten my revenge yet

I had sex for the first time in 10 months yesterday

Hot Wife (Pic Related)
Great Job
Great Family
Great Home Town
Great Kid
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Great House
Great 50 Acre Property in the Mountains (Pic Related)

God damn you GOOFY lookin motherfucker.

Better pics please. Cant even see face.

Because I have to go pick up my groceries between 7-8 pm. I'm having a barbecue tomorrow and you're all invited, might want to bring you're own beer though. I'm willing to share mine but I only have 12.

revenge on who? for what?
congrats man. how was it?
that all sounds great.
nice dubs.
but that ass tho.
have a great bbq user.

I will. Thanks!

It was the most satisfiying moment of my life up to now, proving to myself that I did not revert back a beta kissless virgin

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youre welcome.
nice dubs.
yeah man sex is awesome.

If I kill myself now, the slim chance of being making a friend or even getting a girlfriend will be reduced to 0.

cause it's my birthday today... maybe tomorrow.

I'm happy, and I make people I care about happy.

No face... yes her ass is stunning.

too much of a cuck to do it i would have killed myself a long time ago if i wasnt such a cuck

I'm losing my v card tomorrow to a Clemson girl

Because then I couldn't try that position out with OP's mom.

nice dubs
i'll be your friend
plus you will make others.
happy birthday user.
those are great things.
thats great man.
i hope my mom enjoys it.

why do you keep posting this thread?

i'm an idiot.

thank you.

Because I haven't prison raped a man

welcome.
do you plan to soon ?

cause than there would be nothing forever and thats even more sad than this shithole

Because today isn't the day. I'll do it next week.

Cause life's pretty good and today's another chance to make it even better.

good point.
great idea.
then next week, wait till next week.
i agree with you

living is great.

because my wife's gonna bring me a club sandwich with a pickle and i'm gonna eat it in bed

nice.
will you give your wife your pickle too?