This man is in a field, dubs tell him what to do.
(OP here plz gimme time to draw and dont be pissed if I miss some.)
This man is in a field, dubs tell him what to do
Shit yourself
Make grass pants
Have him swim in a river!
Summon Demon
Build a sexually themed airship
Put the spear in his ass
Break spear in half. Shove part up ass, other is used to defend from wild glip glops.
GL building OP
You fashion a airship out of grass using determination and whatever the fuck else. Its pretty cool looking.
Well... op will need some time
(If dubs put grass on fire)
Get RIPPED
Airship has to be big enough to fly in OP
Dig a poop hole big enough to swim in it when it gets full
Fly in airship and throw spear at first alive thing you see
Castrate Self
A lady comes from nowhere and they do it bois
Roll
Grow a beard
Kill self
Ride off on penis airship laughing maniacally
Checked. No genital mutilation so far either!
Off he goes!
Forgot the weenie
Make him crash into the twin towers
Discover grassy field
roll
Reacquire sharkpal
lets do it bois
Have lewd thoughts about his ship and try to suck himself off
Castrate airship
Someone shoots the penis airship and he crashes into a Circle K
Make him crash back down blowing up in Paris but he survives and finds that his penis is missing
Have him show his life span from creating rocket penises to becoming the great president trump.
He is now a she. A /b kind of she.
Build cathedral and propagate religion based around worshipping the penis airship
Befriend the hawk that you find while flying and you both ride together
Have anal with airship
He sees the roiling zombie masses below.
Become trap
He becomes trap. Making grass wig
Break the time by flying too fast and travel 200000years back
Fly to the moon
fall off airship and fucking die.
Grow tits
Roll
Consume own penis in maniacal hysteria
You are flying so fast that time slows down for you and you Time travel to the future where robots are taking over
He deletes this thread.
He is attacked by a shitty dragon
Get sent to retrieve the holy grail by god
Dingalong
He crashes into tree but survives with wound on dick
Winrar
Make him fly to an sjw meeting
And so the adventure begins
As he flies higher and into the cold air the airship becomes floppy and loses thrust
he finds the grail and fills it with piss, it turns to wine
Ahh shit didnt see you.
After retrieving the holy grail hebsots off into a stargate
You now have a holy quest. You continue to fly.
Murder pope, scalp and de-brainify skull, and claim pope's skull as the holy grail
hey look at me! I'm riding Pickle Dick! PICKLE DICK!! WOOOO
punch god
Roll
he sucks his own dick so hard he begins to spin like a wheel and shatter dimensions
He suddenly gets surrounded by an army of little penises
Before The Grail you find Ronald and a group of kids determined to stop you.
He starts masturbating violently the flying penis at the goal of orgams, with the god sun thingy drinking patiently and sensually the sweet creamy cum.
reroll
However satan sees you and starts trying to shoot you down with arrows
Suddenly, niggers.
Mid-flight fight with birds holding coconuts
Shit, how do we proceed?
A suprise dick attack! What do we do?
Reroll
Having passed his first trial he takes a victory nap while his dickship flies to The Ark
Charm penises with your penis to grow a megapenis
...
Stuff them all up your asshole so it look blated
For his faith the penis God gives him control over all the tiny penises
...
Suddenly he falls off the ship and lands in a cave
His cum is actually explosive now. Chaos ensues
...
Make him crash into an underground cave
Roll
he takes the airship up the butt
He reaches an open field, where his dick suddenly becomes erect. The holy grail is close
His penis breaks and is taken by a pterodactyl
You dumb motherfuckers he already has the grail
winrar
Rectum expansion time
Reroll
You are retarded
...
Suddenly columbine
the airship cum up his butt make him grow some wings and he flies into the burj khalifa
Flight 9Inches Soft hits the south tower around 9 AM.
OP has forsaken us!
he is now young and craves school shooter dick
suicide