This man is in a field, dubs tell him what to do

This man is in a field, dubs tell him what to do.
(OP here plz gimme time to draw and dont be pissed if I miss some.)

Shit yourself

Make grass pants

Have him swim in a river!

Summon Demon

Build a sexually themed airship

Put the spear in his ass

Break spear in half. Shove part up ass, other is used to defend from wild glip glops.

GL building OP

You fashion a airship out of grass using determination and whatever the fuck else. Its pretty cool looking.

Well... op will need some time


(If dubs put grass on fire)

Get RIPPED

Airship has to be big enough to fly in OP

Dig a poop hole big enough to swim in it when it gets full

Fly in airship and throw spear at first alive thing you see

Castrate Self

A lady comes from nowhere and they do it bois

Roll

Grow a beard

Kill self

Ride off on penis airship laughing maniacally

Checked. No genital mutilation so far either!

Off he goes!

Forgot the weenie

Make him crash into the twin towers

Discover grassy field

roll

Reacquire sharkpal
lets do it bois

Have lewd thoughts about his ship and try to suck himself off

Castrate airship

Someone shoots the penis airship and he crashes into a Circle K

Make him crash back down blowing up in Paris but he survives and finds that his penis is missing

Have him show his life span from creating rocket penises to becoming the great president trump.

He is now a she. A /b kind of she.

Build cathedral and propagate religion based around worshipping the penis airship

Befriend the hawk that you find while flying and you both ride together

Have anal with airship

He sees the roiling zombie masses below.

Become trap

He becomes trap. Making grass wig

Break the time by flying too fast and travel 200000years back

Fly to the moon

fall off airship and fucking die.

Grow tits

Roll

Consume own penis in maniacal hysteria

You are flying so fast that time slows down for you and you Time travel to the future where robots are taking over

He deletes this thread.

He is attacked by a shitty dragon

Get sent to retrieve the holy grail by god

Dingalong

He crashes into tree but survives with wound on dick

Winrar

Make him fly to an sjw meeting

And so the adventure begins

As he flies higher and into the cold air the airship becomes floppy and loses thrust

he finds the grail and fills it with piss, it turns to wine

Ahh shit didnt see you.

After retrieving the holy grail hebsots off into a stargate

You now have a holy quest. You continue to fly.

Murder pope, scalp and de-brainify skull, and claim pope's skull as the holy grail

hey look at me! I'm riding Pickle Dick! PICKLE DICK!! WOOOO

punch god

Roll

he sucks his own dick so hard he begins to spin like a wheel and shatter dimensions

He suddenly gets surrounded by an army of little penises

Before The Grail you find Ronald and a group of kids determined to stop you.

He starts masturbating violently the flying penis at the goal of orgams, with the god sun thingy drinking patiently and sensually the sweet creamy cum.

reroll

However satan sees you and starts trying to shoot you down with arrows

Suddenly, niggers.

Mid-flight fight with birds holding coconuts

Shit, how do we proceed?

A suprise dick attack! What do we do?

Reroll

Having passed his first trial he takes a victory nap while his dickship flies to The Ark

Charm penises with your penis to grow a megapenis

...

Stuff them all up your asshole so it look blated

For his faith the penis God gives him control over all the tiny penises

...

Suddenly he falls off the ship and lands in a cave

His cum is actually explosive now. Chaos ensues

...

Make him crash into an underground cave

Roll

he takes the airship up the butt

He reaches an open field, where his dick suddenly becomes erect. The holy grail is close

His penis breaks and is taken by a pterodactyl

You dumb motherfuckers he already has the grail

winrar

Rectum expansion time

Reroll

You are retarded

...

Suddenly columbine

the airship cum up his butt make him grow some wings and he flies into the burj khalifa

Flight 9Inches Soft hits the south tower around 9 AM.

OP has forsaken us!

he is now young and craves school shooter dick

suicide