When's the last time you had sex?
When's the last time you had sex?
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30 minutes ago.
.00000000000000001 planck length's ago
26 years ago.
almost twelve years ago
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Three and a half weeks ago.
when was in my dads balls
I came in my girlfriends pussy 5 days ago.
About two months or so ago. Now waiting for the dick doctor to come back from vacation and check those red spots on my dingdong out
Fug.
I have sex everyday no condom bust nuts in her pussy everyday
never, no girl friends in primary school, middle school was shit, highschool was male IT only, in college now, IT, girls dont like computers, feelsbadman, I blame the world for my social anxiety
perhaps 2 and a half months ago? it was with a fat girl though so i dont really count it kek. before that was late march/early april however i wasnt able to stay hard because i had gone for 2 years without and pussy, and my dick was so used to porn and jacking off all the time that it didnt know what to do when faced with a real woman. moral of the story is, limit how the amount of porn you watch as much as possible and if youre going to jack off use youre imagination instead
stfu with your male privilege
The last instance of sex I was a part of was my conception.
Last night with my wife. Prospected future sex time: 2 hours and 20 minutes.
Yesterday on my desk at work, came in her pussy and we wiped the paper towel she cleaned up with on the keyboard of my manager's boss
Not too long ago. I don't remember the date. Maybe a month ago. But i'm itching right now. I'm out here searching craigslist and shit, thinking about massage parlors. It feels like an addiction.
I'm honestly hoping someone can give me a website where I can find good massage parlors other than rupmap. But I know I need to focus on my responsibilities.
August of 2010.
>But i'm itching right now.
Go to the doctor
figuratively itching. highly anxious and ready. bad choice of words
when i was born, i was pushed out my mothers vagina, so thats the closest my penis has even been to a vagina, does that even count?
last freeday
A couple of weeks ago, with my wife.
3h ago w wifey. Missionary (tight ass.jpg) came inside. We're trying to make another child, so some days each month I can take her as often as I like :-)))
I never touched my mother's vagina at all. Every time she pushed I climbed back up. I was not into that incest shit. They had to cut open her stomach to get me out.
meant doggy, not missionary ...
i'm honestly doubting if you even have a wife at this point
Better stop doubting around and go out to find one too
Got some head from a girl I met on a dating site. It was the second date. Have texts to prove it. It was ok except she pulled it out and jerked me off. We were in her back seat. I splooged all over her car. She wiped it up with a blanket lol.
This post is extremely underrated and I have been dealing with this on and off for years. 24/m here who's been jacking to porn like I get paid for it for a long time. Last time I had sex was like a week ago
This morning.
still a virgin
fall 2007
About an hour ago
9 days ago
Doing it right now
9 hours ago
8 hours ago. I came in her anus
when did the oilers win the divisional?
Oilers trips!!!!
Yesterday. Was tryna met her into a blowing but bitches these days got high self esteem
about 14 hours ago
Last week
HA
about two and a half years ago
2 days ago.
March 26th
never. almost a wizard.
yesterday with a 60 year old woman (a cuckold couple I met on craigslist )
9 hours ago.
Last Saturday... the 27th if I'm not mistaken.
Same
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Last night. I was hoping for this morning too, but she's sore.
2 years ago
my ex is coming over for a vacation in my country. she will be staying at my house for two weeks and we're definitely gonna fuck
>WTF?
>watches at $ 0 why?
Last weekend. Well, I went down on her and made her come like six times, then she sucked me off until I busted both nuts. I don't fuck much anymore due to my boners being murdered by blood pressure and cholesterol medications. If I'm Ron Jeremy-tier horny, I might get maybe 3/4 hard. Getting old sucks ass.
on friday. i had sex probably 7 times on thursday and friday
3 years ago
wtf did i just read
yesreday
Last week. Had sex with my ex best friend's (who I'm in love with) best friend, and that's the least messy part of it all.
Please kill yourself
Roughly three years.
8 months ago... shit sucks
your all normalfags
when i was inside my father's balls
yesterday about this time in the afternoon
Sup Forums is full of fucking NORMIEEEEEEES
traktor bazdmeg
~17 days ago.
With my wife? 6 months ago
With my fuckbuddy? 2 days ago
oh damn
>implying she isnt cheating on you also
year and a half ago
yesterday
with a prostitute
>inferring things that were not implied
Don't worry user the moment will come. Build your solid foundation of friends and just better yourself. After college gets better when you have money. Electrical Engineering reporting in.
this morning
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de ez nem traktor
bazdmeg
1st of August 2017
Which year though kek
Last month with a Tinder date that was WAY more fat than her 5 year before photos
>mfw
About 18 months ago
it doesn't count if you were wearing a condom, that's more like mutual masturbation with a sex toy
A few days. Cant remember exactly. Maybe Thursday.
More than a year ago, and I'm killing myself next week so sex is over for me.
does a handjob 10 years ago count?
Never and I'm 26...Feels bad man
A little over 1 year ago
New Year's Eve.
Kicked her out straight after and I was in bed by half-eleven.
Slightly off-topic but fuck NYE.
a week ago with my gf, after months of unintentional abstinence
doesnt count if never had sex boyyy
2 hours ago.
Never
Heard a hot girl next door have a wild twosome four days ago though
This
About 3 years ago. It's sad because I don't really care. I kinda care because I feel like I should care? I'd love to fuck a woman but it's not like I can't live without it. I wish I had it tbh