What's your last message from a person of the opposite sex say?
What's your last message from a person of the opposite sex say?
Clean up your fucking room you disgrace.
Where's my alimony
It's been so long I honestly dont remember.
Direct copy/paste:
"I have a car and I'll text you when I'm off work"
Clean up his creampie like a good little girl.
ARE WE GUNNA CUDDLE AND WATCH GAME OF THRONES AND MAKE DINNER
AND SHARE A BLANKET AND KISS EACH OTHER AND BE HAPPY?
-18 y/o gf, she's a cutie
You are making me angry.
Thanks buddy man what are you doing it's taking forever
Thanks ;)
"Alrighty, dinner time."
>pic related
"ok"
I thought about you and i missed you. Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I'm playing as bastion and I've gotten play of the game like 3 times :)
That's just annoying. DUMP.
MODS !!! she is at most 11, not 18
"How about 3? (.-.)"
"thank you"
"I'm dumping you because I want to become a nun. You being a turd makes things even easier."
bullshit
yeah
Come upstairs and f*** me, wifey wrote some 4h ago. We want another child, and sundays I'm sometimes lazy, so she reminds me when she has her fertile days
K
"you too."
"Gee golly bro! I was here at home using your computer, you forgot to lock the screen. I found a weird directory C:\Traps containing pics of gay dudes doing gay things. Told dad and mom. You're doomed."
dunno.
did the 9yo son look like you?
negative
Lucky :(
"You're so self-destructive...
That's why I like you."
>be me in HS
>oneitis turned me down for the third time
>decide to forget about her
>get a master degree without scoring, but whatever
>get a good job
>buy pretty house
>but turn 30 kissless virgin
>be 32
>bank clerk is that oneitis
>she recognizes me from the account info and notices my savings
>most proud moment of my life
...
>searched for her on fb, she's a single mother of two
>mfw
the longer you are virgin the more magic powers you get...think of Virgin Mary
"When will we have a dinner at Barry's? Tomorrow I'm free"
>tldr, tab is on you
"okay"
being virgin doesn't mean having to support children of other men
"Ok."
"lol"
"Rent time. And you're again late"
"on my way"