What's your last message from a person of the opposite sex say?

What's your last message from a person of the opposite sex say?

Clean up your fucking room you disgrace.

Where's my alimony

It's been so long I honestly dont remember.

Direct copy/paste:

"I have a car and I'll text you when I'm off work"

Clean up his creampie like a good little girl.

ARE WE GUNNA CUDDLE AND WATCH GAME OF THRONES AND MAKE DINNER
AND SHARE A BLANKET AND KISS EACH OTHER AND BE HAPPY?

-18 y/o gf, she's a cutie

You are making me angry.

Thanks buddy man what are you doing it's taking forever

Thanks ;)

"Alrighty, dinner time."

>pic related

"ok"

I thought about you and i missed you. Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I'm playing as bastion and I've gotten play of the game like 3 times :)

That's just annoying. DUMP.

MODS !!! she is at most 11, not 18

"How about 3? (.-.)"

"thank you"

"I'm dumping you because I want to become a nun. You being a turd makes things even easier."

bullshit

yeah

Come upstairs and f*** me, wifey wrote some 4h ago. We want another child, and sundays I'm sometimes lazy, so she reminds me when she has her fertile days

K

"you too."

"Gee golly bro! I was here at home using your computer, you forgot to lock the screen. I found a weird directory C:\Traps containing pics of gay dudes doing gay things. Told dad and mom. You're doomed."

dunno.
did the 9yo son look like you?

negative

Lucky :(

"You're so self-destructive...
That's why I like you."

>be me in HS
>oneitis turned me down for the third time
>decide to forget about her
>get a master degree without scoring, but whatever
>get a good job
>buy pretty house
>but turn 30 kissless virgin
>be 32
>bank clerk is that oneitis
>she recognizes me from the account info and notices my savings
>most proud moment of my life
...
>searched for her on fb, she's a single mother of two
>mfw

the longer you are virgin the more magic powers you get...think of Virgin Mary

"When will we have a dinner at Barry's? Tomorrow I'm free"

>tldr, tab is on you

"okay"

being virgin doesn't mean having to support children of other men

"Ok."

"lol"

"Rent time. And you're again late"

"on my way"