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BAKAHIME X FLIPBONG EDITION

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DELET DIS RIGHT NOW

I want a qt Chinese to give me the suc

boring betul

What the?

>wake up
>hear this
>''“BEHOLD, MY PEERLESS ARMY! Their bodies may return to ash, but their spirits still hear my call! These men are my legendary heroes – my loyal followers! They’re my true friends - breaking the rules of space and time to fight once more at my side! They are my treasure within treasures; they’re my right to rule! They make up Alexander's mightiest Noble Phantasm – Ionian Hetairoi!!”
How does one even resist joining?

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Going to Penang by train from KL Sentral tomorrow morning boys.
Wish me luck, SEAbros. I can't wait to travel.

Travel to heaven where 72 virgins await? Inshallah

Suck my cock

...

Rei is the best waifu.

>Lopez is gone
So back to normal for mining here?

Why you going there?

You spelled Rin wrong

Sightseeing, hiking, visiting museums and generally eating the glorious Penang food there.

It's semester break, so I gotta kill time somehow, and I need a break from watching Chinese cartoons day in day out.

I'm an exmuslim atheist though, surely you jest. Isn't that right, Mr. Ahmad Ibn Safiya bin Saud?

You're the one with 2 weeks worth of holiday?
Wew, my sem break was for like 2 months back in my university day.

The Greeks/Serbs/Bulgarians/etc in his time were raycis.

>this eps Upin dan Ipin
holy fuck Kak Ros hits all the right spot for me

You want?

3 weeks, to be more accurate.
Yeah, I know, I wish it was longer myself too.
It's because I opted to take classes in the short sem instead of deferring like others, though, else it would be 2-3 months worth of holidays.

What cha taking?

It's some introductory mathematics class (Intro to Calculus) I have to take as a requirement for my major.
I'm only a freshman, and I just finished my second semester.

In terms of the bigger picture, I'm majoring in Human Biology (I'm falling for the medicine major meme)

Okay ma flipbong brothas, what do you guys think of Encantadia?

>watching crappy local shows

I fucking hate malay pigs
I can't wait until they ban all these propoganda islam shit and deport the muslims back to indonesia

t. Lim Kim Huat

Is this the result of M'lay diversity?

taking aside that its a repeat.
Great costume designs and I love the writing its as pure Tagalog as it can get.

But still shitty production over all everything looks fake and papermache
you can tell they don't have the budget for lighting and camera.
But that's just GMA in a nutshell

After airing all those Koreanovelas and their detailed lighting and depth of field and use of perspective, you'd think they would try to copy that by now.

>sending more terorrists here
ENOUGH

What's funny is that my online friend really likes it for some reason.

>But that's just GMA in a nutshell
GMA in a nutshell would be basically be milking stuff to death. They did it with Ryzza and they're still doing it with Aldub. Sadly ABS-CBN isn't much better with their love teams being in everything.

Also, anyone watching Eat Bulaga here? How the heck did that annoying Baste kid show up anyway? He just seemed to come out of nowhere.

ABS has Liza

They are already superior by default

GMA has nobody

>daddy is Prez
>one of the main co-hosts is a bootlicker
>surprised that nepotism runs deep

What?

I prefer Kathryn but even I'm tired of the endless recycling of Kathniel, Jadine, and Lizquen. Come on, give the others a chance, and give these love teams time to act with other actors for once.

>I prefer Kathryn
Fucking katulong shit tastes

>Baste (as he is fondly called) was one of the audience of The Ryzza Mae Show when Ryzza took a selfie with him. Now on he is a co-host of the longest running noontime variety show in the Philippines, Eat Bulaga!.
That's a diff baste lmao

That would be Nadine tbhwy

But I like her tho

Eat Bulaga went down the shitter years ago. Sadly Showtime isn't much better these days, especially after Pastillas Girl. Why does Philippine TV have to be so low-quality stuff these days?

Because you are a bunch of Failpenises?

mfw half Malay half Chinese hybrid
where should I go?

inb4 the gas chambers/gallows

>things that will never happen
How does it feel to know your grandparents bowed down to MALAY SUPERIORITY? It ain't gonna change, Ah Keong.

pick a side, i think the malays would be more forgiving of your parents race treachery.

Down on my cock

Penang.

Sing a pore

because they don't market for you
And they never will
Especially now with the Internet

Testing, this is a flipanon in Taipei, how's it going fellow flips?

What are you doing in Taiwan?

Just being a tourist

I don't believe you proxy vpn

No really im in Taiwan right now. Taking a taxi

Got to bang any Taiwanker chicks?

What, why?

>New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
hmmm

Hahaha jeepney driver got a ticket for doing a hail mary left turn in an intersection, he almost hit 2 motorcycles and a Police mobile.

wtf

This is why jeepneys should be phased out, at least in the major thoroughfares. Too many of them, too undisciplined, and less capacity compared to BRTs.

for porn dump

post more chinese cumdumpsters

Jeepneys will never be removed until mass transit takes off in here.

Fastest way to turn neutral jeepney drivers into the hands of NPA front orgs.

That's the problem. Jeepneys, as convenient as they are, becoming more of a liability than anything, especially in Manila. Those new LRT and MRT lines can't come soon enough.

Buses can easily take their place

We also need to remove tricycles, pedicabs and FX

>we want /vint/
>got le ebin radum /bant/
Fucking jewmoot and reddit.

Trains are not enough unless There's a station for each house.

That's the problem with Filipinos, they're too fucking lazy to walk. They always want to get off in front of their house.

Yeah, best 1st of April this site ever had in a while.

>2nd favorite singer has a tour in Japan
>said tour has more than 10 stops, and each stop is a venue the size of the Newport Performing Arts Theater
>favorite singer's tours only had at most four or five stops
>her venues were only the size of Zirkoh, or even smaller
What went wrong?

Haven't seen Frenchie today.

she disappear when there's no keling chan.

old n busted.
remind me of ayumi hamasaki

Even with the lrt2 I would still need to take a jeep or tryke to get to in my sub
I don't mind if they remove the jeeps and trykes and changed t to buses.

It will take me 2hrs of walking(done it before) from the station to there so far no proposed extension covers it.

Damn I completely forgot about him, he must have a debt to those Indian gangsters and now he is being gangbanged because he can't pay them.

you

i thought Indian are straight?

It's more about establishing dominance rather than sexuality.

>red board Sup Forums
>no porn allowd
whats the point

They can put a wig on him and pound his boipucci like it's the real deal before they poo on him.

Actually, I'd prefer it if you use my full title Sir Ahmad Ibn Safiya bin Saud of Hamlet Towers. I've been knighted by the Sultana Elysabat II bin Windsor, for my bravery in the mountains of Afghanistan.

>A board for sharing international culture
>It's just circlejerk and shitpost center
What's the point?

Nah, that was the case even when she was at the height of her popularity. Her largest venue was Studio Coast in Odaiba, but venues got smaller after that.

Jeepneys shouldn't be completely eliminated in the short-to-medium term, but they probably have to be reduced at least. In order to reduce job losses, the drivers and operators could be retrained and absorbed by whoever would operate a bus system.

Anyone know non-shit sites to sell land?

the point is theres no point

Make sure you sell land to a SMART Filipino developer and not some chink or dumb Filipino developer
>land in my area
>dumb Filipino owner doesn't want his land because it's just marsh
>sell the land for cheap price
>chink developer buys it
>decides to dump dirt on the land to remove marsh
>builds infrastructure for market
>now earns millions annually from rent

AVE IMPERIUM!

Just plant some drugs and kill them off

not trve roman

Gott schütze den König

if anybody what a good res image

I just got home after a dat, got a hug and hugged back after the dinner. i think i did great.

What should i do next?

Für Kaiser!

Hugging a pillow isn't an achievement, m8.

soon i will break the permavirgin curse and leave this website

>tfw you will never be a member of the Death Korps of Krieg

"[The] Death Korps soldier takes that flower with him to the many deployments throughout his life. Until the faithful day he’s killed by a Tyranid warrior as his regiment is swarmed."

That's a nice comicon katana you got there, weeb.

me in the back behind the gril

oi

selamat malam

They are so badass, even a goddamn Chaos Titan ain't gonna make them falter.

I came back because you guys were so nice to me yesterday!

Buraku-sama! How's your waifu's son?

i do not know who buraku is
i was speaking to you in public school funded limited indonesian