What the fuck do we do about the balding epidemic?

What the fuck do we do about the balding epidemic?

internet porn

why do you always make this post?

balding is a result of high test. there is a reason bald men still exist today, it serves as natural warning for other males not to fight them

>2016
>falling for the hair jew

Stop eating shitty food

fasting + saturated fat + minimize fake carbs

QUIT STRESSING OUT SO MUCH! WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT STRESS OUT ANYMORE!!!

>can't even stop balding
>about to "cure cancer"

nah scientific progress is overrated

I must be tough as fuck, I started losing my hair at 18. I'm now 25 and I need to shave bald or else I look like shit. Feels bad man.

just means you have warrior blood

/r/keto is leaking.

I love my hair.

nu-males

Goats are still horned up to this day because breeders couldn't breed them out without fucking the males fertility. Some sexual traits are deeply linked together and you simply can't change them without a genetic overhaul. The future of balding cure is reproducing more healthy hair and not trying to save the doomed ones

Don't worry about it. As long as you have both eyes, both arms, both legs, and your health, who gives a fuck about hair.

Men have been balding since time immemorial. It's not an epidemic. If you're a faggot you'll stress about it, otherwise you'll deal with it

>t. bald since 15

Feel me

>5'8''
>greenish/brown eyes
>balding brunette
>22yo

Just fuck my shit

Asians and shitskin can complain about us white taking their girls

But they will never feel the pain of male pattern baldness (the white genes that needs to be eliminated)

I watched some videos on jewtube about hair transplants, I really thought it was more advanced than cutting strips off your fucking head and plopping them on the bald spots.
I'll stick to shaving my head

why doesn't he closes his mouth?

Ceasar was bald as we're other conquerors.

Blame your mom for your shit-tier genes.

Pic related. Get jealous faggot.

What is this style called?

What the fuck does this have to do with politics?

Seriously, Fuck off, newfags.

Being white.

But seriously, tell your barber #1 on the sides, long on top undercut. High fade.

Undercut. It's the preferred hair style of leftist and betas everywhere

It's called being a Macklemore-esque faggot. Your hair is shit.

Stop brushing your hair so hard.

Male pattern balding has existed since the dawn of fucking man.

It's pretty fucking common and not degenerate. Cut your fucking hair hippie.

Le ebin "manly" Hitler Youth haircut

Umm I'm married and make $160k a year. Vote republican/libertarian in principle. Im sure your life is so much better?

Hint: it isn't.

is that the reason why these guys are usually bald?

>tfw full head of dirty blonde hair

Actually planning on getting it cut soon, what are some styles that won't make me look like a faggot?

too much fap

Didn't mean to trigger you. Just trying to save you the trouble of looking back a couple years from now and thinking 'i can't believe I had that faggy haircut"