/mls/ general + /ayy/ - FINAL OFFSEASON thread

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March 3

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March 25

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March 25

>NWSL season opener
April 15

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mlssoccer.com/post/2017/02/25/report-several-mls-teams-interested-acquiring-wayne-rooney
twitter.com/CONCACAF/status/836019918491500545
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Víctor_Vázquez_Solsona
twitter.com/AtlantaUltras/status/836300094005776385
youtube.com/watch?v=QxQ1PqFH-Ro
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

1st for Houston

mlssoccer.com/post/2017/02/25/report-several-mls-teams-interested-acquiring-wayne-rooney

>Report: Several MLS teams interested in acquiring Wayne Rooney

>Carlisle reported that there have not been any recent talks by an MLS club to sign Rooney, but confirmed that LAFC, who will join the league in 2018, are one of the interested teams.

How bad would this be for MLS' image? Would people look at >us more like a retirement league than not should this happen?

Minnesota United.

fourf for
>perf

Nth for race to seis

is there an /mls/+/ayy/ fantasy league?

>no fantasy
Shit fucking thread OP

>perf

Yeah, even though he's only 31 (not that old by MLS standards), he's exactly the kind of past-his-prime "big name" that gets MLS the retirement league moniker. I'm sure he'd be alright though, David Villa is like 37 and was golden boot runner up

EAT COCK

this is steven lenhart and mathew mcconahey

twitter.com/CONCACAF/status/836019918491500545

which one of the leagues is the more autist/important?

Just join both

why is /ayy/ not an island?

got tickets for MNUFC / Atlanta United game
comes with free pom hat
why the fuck are both teams called "united" doesn't that suggest they were formed after two teams merged?

>shea to vancouver
IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS.

>twitter.com/CONCACAF/status/836019918491500545
that guy is straight out of a 80s porno

>shea will never play for the hoops again

feels really bad.

The guy who usually does this didn't do it this year

loon here
We were called "United" when Bill McGuire bought the team in 2012 after it had been on the verge of disappearing for longer than should be allowed, we got a not-so-great name for the team, but the logo and jerseys were cool af. I think it's also meant to denote how the entire state, if not the entire Upper Midwest is united behind this team (Chicago doesn't fucking count you nerds).

Atlanta, however
who the fuck knows
ask the soonfag maybe
kinda pissed at them desu because their owner was trying to get Garber to be a sellout by offering to throw chunks of money his way so that he would change Minnesota's name/brand instead of Atlanta's. Fortunately, the based Soccer Don has a spine and let Minnesota keep the name and brand that they had already established and created a community around.

thanks for the decent answer
drop the lame trip =)

what were last years numbers, thats what im interested in

LGTSS
>>The Kansas City Sportings

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FIGHT

>drop the trip
>no trip
Huh

So it seems Toronto beat the numbers to reach MLS Cup, while Seattle was near the top of the numbers. Interesting...

AND WIN

San Jose should be at 24

Still waiting on that expansion news, goddammit.

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>he's exactly the kind of past-his-prime "big name" that gets MLS the retirement league moniker
this

The best thing to happen to MLS would be having teams like everywhere even in Anchorage or US Virgin Islands so you guys could also play soccer and producing white American youth players. Making it American and not just wannabe European.

>that guy is straight out of a 80s porno
kek. Did you ever see what soccer players looked like in the 80's? I bet he's awesome >pic semi-related since it's from 1990

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East Germans in the 90s had the worst fucking haircuts ever. No wonder Honecker was fuming about the wall coming down

East Germans still have awful haircuts. And they dress like shit.

btw you now realize Toni Kroos is from East Germany and also played for the same team like this guy I posted

Is that why Merkel has a godawful haircut? What cultural propaganda did those poor East germans suffer in the hands of the commies?

>Is that why Merkel has a godawful haircut?
yes

>What cultural propaganda did those poor East germans suffer in the hands of the commies?
Only god knows. They are so wierd. On one hand, they are more openly nationalistic than most of us and that's great, but then again... Merkel is from over there...

Eastern Germans live in extremes.

why do we only ever get the weird foreigners?

Are the quakes any good? Gonna get into mls this season and i live in norcal.

wait and see if Sacramento managed to not torpedo their once sure-fire bid first before you attach yourself to the Quakes

>Why your team will win this year
I'll start
>Orlando City
KaKa is playing some of the best I've seen out of him, and the USL Academy looks somewhat promising.

>Union
They won't win shit

too reliant on Kaka and Larin, lose either one and you're screwed

>>Saint Louis FC
We have a coach now who isn't averse to attacking and/or making substitutions before the last possible moment

>TFC
The Juventus manlet, the Barcelona reject, the two USMNT players that Sup Forums seems to hate, and based Hagglund will lead us to the Canadian triple

wait whose the barca reject?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Víctor_Vázquez_Solsona

(I assume)

Yup, that's him. Don't even know how good he is, but I'm hyped

The left is literally the one and only way "United" makes sense for our name. other than that, >soonposter himself thinks the name could be better.


anyway, for those who were all wondering - we're in >Soon2.0 right now, >Soon3.0 focusing back onto MBStadium begins sunday after the game.

>Soon

>>mfw had to play the U-17 NT in order to get the first W of the preseason

don't think the lags will win this year. probably lag twats i've been following are influencing me too much.

>tfw too intellgen for /mls/ fantasy

I BELIEVE THAT PERTH WILL WIN

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>tfwrevsfan
>tfwnoMLSC Up
>tfwnodefense

;_;

Will NYCFC ever get a stadium?

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>Soon feat: muhh damage control
twitter.com/AtlantaUltras/status/836300094005776385

Will New York ever get a non-plastic club?

when you all stop fucking moving here after state school

>changing teams when you move
what fresh hell is this?

>Fire
#NoNikoNoParty banging in 40 goals
Completely revamped midfield
De Leeuw looking really good

But honestly a mid table finish and early playoff exit at best

>galaxy
We wont, unless It turns out los dos is secretly the best team in North America.

>tfwloonsfan
This team is actually pretty decent, despite all the memeing they get from this place.
We're probably going to end up making a surprise run to make the playoffs late in the season only to choke on Decision Day, because this team wouldn't be a Minnesotan team if they didn't.

highly unlikely friend.

if anything it will be the fire of the west, but still rooting for you before i root for any of the other chucklefucks in this division.

>Union

every other team dies in horrible yet convenient accidents

I'm from Pittsburgh, what team makes the most sense to root for for me? Going to be my first time following soccer, liking Dallas so far.

>Pittsburgh
>Liking Dallas

Death or exile?

No, I swear, this always happens with teams in Minnesota. They end up surprising everyone by being pretty good at some point during the season, and then they choke so hard that it somehow continues to hurt each time they do it.
Wanna know what I mean? Well, all I have to do is mention Gary Anderson. Wide Left.

yes, it feels weird but i figured soccer isn't football and they're not tied with Jerry Jones in any way (if anything they're more tied with the Hunt's and the Chiefs than anything)

Not one mention of the toddler yanks' first win over Mexico since 1986
Shame

THIS IS ATLANTA

We don't need yuropeans anyway, we have based south americans

this desu famalam, its funny how much pride there is to be a New Yorker when most of them are midwest / literal who town transplants

how long have you been watching MLS? Minnesota has one of the worst rosters in the league and have no chemistry, they might not be completely terrible to to think they're gonna get into the playoffs in the west of all places is extremely wishful thinking

signed,
someone with good intentions

go to riverhounds games and follow MLS as a whole it is the only way. I would not be surprised if Pittsburgh has a team in 10 years

Give me one reason why you shouldn't go for the Union.

THIS IS CANBERRA

..... what are we doing.

can we PLEASE go back to this?

aside from the centennial version because of the logo this is by far the best uniform

>rosters
>playoffs

wtf

Whatever happened to good ol' Sepp? Remember him?

>we will never have a Landycakes/puligod/wood attacking 3

ppl that have been here since 2013 basically think they went through 9/11

Thank God I'm not New York scum

>twitter.com/AtlantaUltras/status/836300094005776385


thats terminus legions chant tho...no one else has ever wanted to do it

I've always said, Centennial home, waldo away, blue w/ white sash for 3rd

>Canadian triple

Literally nothing

YOU BETTER WATCH YOU'RE MOUTH

nobody. likes. us. we. don't. care.

>youtube.com/watch?v=QxQ1PqFH-Ro

>nobody. likes. us
That's only true about the other Philly sports fans
No one gives a fuck about you guys

u wont be saying that when we have lil niglets running the league

>Soon

NEVER FORGET

Waldo kit a shit

>absolutely disgusting

Who ya watching today, /mls/uckers?

Probably some comfy red sox preseason in 7 hours

>USA Men's U-20's beats the Mexican Men's U-20's for the first time in 31 years

is this the crop that finally goes to the olympics again?