>be me 18
>getting yelled at by mom bc i overcharged her checking account
>lecturing me about not caring or some shit
>Dont really care
>reminds me of a meme
>I snicker
>mom gives me the death glare
>oshit.jpg
>slaps me and tells me to go to my room while screaming about recpect
This may well be my last thread before my phone gets taken boys, make it a good greentext thread so I can have a good kek before I have to suffer
How about you stop being a degenerate and get a job while you still live with all bills paid, and save some actual money?
Something tells me you're actually 13
>Go fuck yourself.
There's your green text, you worthless faggot.
only 18 and up can post here. nobody 18 and up gets shit taken away by their parents. faggot
I'm 19 and you're more autistic than me
As a poor fag
I'm happy with the shit I have.
Looks like you want more
Im still in HS with strict af parents you nigger
Hearty kek, user.
>be OP
>make this thread
>ruse everyone
I'd like to think it's a ruse, anyway. No human being should be THAT incompetent.
She should belt you tbh. Ungrateful shit
>be 18
lying on the first line?
As much as I wish it was all but a ruse i really am that much of a degenerate, what do?
>Strict af
>Used mommy's card
You have no idea what strict is. Go to your room and count your fucking blessings kid, one day you will wake up and they could be gone.
why did you overcharge her account you piece of shit? its not your money. let me guess; you're addicted to microtransactions in shit games because you're a faggot. you then act elitist on online games because you have pay2win gear on that you didnt even buy yourself
Fucking quit being so disrespectful you stupid piece of underage shit. Grow the fuck up and get the fuck out
Damn are you psychic or some shit?
this feels like bait
Kek
What kind of fucked up family dynamic you have that your mom would give you access to her fucking checking account? Jeez louise
That is not normal or healthy and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Kill yourself you entitled little piece of shit. The world doesn't need any more of your kind.
>>apologise to mom and give her a hug, run hands over her juicy ass, she protests, sit her down spread her legs and start licking mommy's bald pussy, mom still objecting but starts moaning
...
Heh, listen kid. I had it way harder than you, so quite frankly, just beat it, dude.
Jesus christ. Don't listen to anyone on this thread OP. Parents are fucking toxic. Parents are disablers. Anything you want they tell you no, be it good or bad. Living in a house with parents is pure garbage and if i was you i would suck it up just for a little, and abuse the fact that you live for free and get a job, and save all your money.
Moving out is hard but it has to be done. One day you're not gonna wake up and say damn ://// i'm so sad my mommy died :///// remember when she changed my dipey when i was lil ://// oh boy what about when she smacked me and yelled and overall made my life hell :/// yeah totaally gonna miss her.
Parents aren't parents you see in movies, they are garbage and worthless and the sooner you leave their grasp the better. Anyone who tells you to
>errr better cherrish them before they're gone
>errr hurrrrr be nice to your mom idio
>hurrr errr durrrrr she birthed you
they know nothing.
Kys white knight
His mother sounds like a retard.
I'm 37 btw
That won't work my mom doesn't shave down there
OP samefag or another 13 year old
Kys
Did you expect to get a laugh from that piece of shit greentext? Either you're under 18 (way under) and need to get the fuck out of here or you're actually 18 and that's even worse because you act like a 13 year old girl. I think you should forget about getting a job and being a productive member of society and just fucking slit your wrists right now because there's no chance for you. If you're 13 then just remember to do it DOWN your forearm, not across the wrist like everyone your age thinks. If you press hard enough and slice fast enough there won't be much pain. Pop a handful of aspirin and do it in a warm bath to open up your blood vessels. Wait till your parents are gone then stream it and send them the link so they can see what happens when raise a piece of shit kid.
Heh, shut it, kid.
Mom should have aborted you than
Nah fam I was planning to slice upwards
NiggerShitCumAsshole##ImABigCunt
Please no
you use your moms credit card too because you're a loser with no job or skills?
Retard alert.jpeg
>be 18
bullshit
>boxfresh newfag underage b&
fuck off and take your shitty story back to whoever cares.....
>no-one
PS your mom is a Saint.
Mommas boyfag. Don't reply to my post again retard.
What a fucking useless shit you are. I've had a job since I was 14 and I've worked since I was 8 for a local farmer. My parents bought my clothes and food and anything I wanted for me I worked for. It made me recognize the value of money. The fact that they even let you use their checking account is fucking retarded. And you have the audacity to bitch that you're going to be cut off? Get the fuck out. You should actually kill yourself. You're fucking worthless, you'll always be worthless.
Wait until you grow up kid, you're in for a real shock.. LOL
what the fuck are you talking about?
Retard.
Genuinely laughing at anyone who is objectively mad at op instead of the parent. Parents are garbage, wake up and smell the roses. Nobody cares that you worked on a farm when you were 7 that means that your parents were dirt fucking cheap and they don't love their own offspring enough to spare him pathetic labor.
Every parent should be shot on sight, every single mother shot twice. Be a parent right or don't be a parent at all.
>I've had a job since I was 14 and I've worked since I was 8 for a local farmer
[email protected]
You sound like a real bitch OP. Your stupid mother also shouldn't have let you use the card. Your whole family is retarded. Lol
Should've been /thread
this
This. I built a nice collection of steam games before I joined the real world and instead became a degenerate addict. Still play steam games.
>be a parent right
>every parent should be shot
how can you be a parent right if you get shot for being a parent?
right, sorry, i forgot 13 year olds cant think properly
Honestly can't tell if this is bait or you're just that much of a summerfag
No, I just wanted to make money so I could buy stuff without having to wait on anyone else. Being beholden to no one. You're a worthless piece of garbage if you have to rely on mommy and daddy to fund your life. Learn some fucking discipline. And frankly your parents are fucking garbage too if they let you just mooch off them like a fucking parasite. People like you are literally worth more as compost than as people. Die in a fire.
no one who is older than 18 tries and proves what age they are on the internet fuck off 9 year old faggot
Get a job you fucking degenerate, You think your mother got that money the easy way for you to blow it all? She spent countless hours on her back and knees earning that money.
When you grow up, it'll be harder than u might think and you'll get a shock... am I speaking Japanese? Learn to read you fucking idiot LOL
>be me nearly 70
>yelling at my good for nothing son for overcharging my account
>lecturing him about his carelessness or some shit
>he isn't paying attention
>what am i one of his faggy memes
>he snickers
>give him the look shame
>ishouldhaveswallowed.jpg
>slap the piss out of him while telling him to respect me
>hes 33
Im going to take his phone away after this post
>>reminds me of a meme
>>I snicker
you..
>Kys white knight
>I'm 37
doesn't compute
/thread
Kys white knight. You seriously think OPs mother is going to see this and want to touch you're virgin micro? Get real, kid.
He's talking about the fact that you are clearly underage and lecturing someone older than you about life. Don't try to claim it's bait and you are some master troll either. Lurk moar.
well i am grown up and 99% of the people I know including myself have jobs and are able to pay their bills, only the fucking losers of society have to rely on their moms credit card to fund their ingame lootboxes
I hope you will learn the "shocking" fact one day that you belong to the bottom of society
I'm 37 retard, get over it loser.
I hate what this board has become.
same underage fagging
>projection
37 and you still use your moms credit card? or think its ok to use your moms credit card? Christ improve your life
>you
>in for a real shock
#lesson in lyf
Heh when you have to work instead of scabbing off momma you're gonna be shocked, kid.
>thinks calling somone gay is even an insult anymore
13 yr old detected
>>lecturing me about not caring or some shit
>>Dont really care
useless faggot is useless
kill yourself
You will probably do same to you offspring
>I'm a 37 retard
/fixed
Yeah man lyf sux but hard work makes it good
Totally agree
time to grow up a bit, user.
Keep crying jealous baby girls
>Kys
>White Knight
>Get real kid
Summer fag overload
rebooting
...
Fatal error degeneracy error
code 1174A0000002
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Wrist slitting commencing
...
Sucess
Time you suck another cock, faggot.
yeah im crying because you're 37 and still have to steal money from your mother because you desperately need to unlock vanity objects in shit games
>lecturing me about not caring or some shit
You know that just proves her point
>Summer fag overload
>rebooting
>...
>Fatal error degeneracy error
>code 1174A0000002
>...
>Wrist slitting commencing
>...
>Sucess
Get tricken' real, kid.
WE'RE REACHING LEVELS OF AUTISM THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE WHAT
>yeah im crying
Hahaha! This looser just admitted he is crying right know!! LOL!!!
Kek
Useless rat shit like you should die in a hole. I'd beat the shit out of you if I was your dad.
>Proving your own degeneracy
Samefag as picture
Good lord I leave this thread for 30 mins and everyone seems to be mad at me lol wtf
What I want to know is, what were you buying? Be honest..
>>go to son's room, door ajar, hear son moaning and saying mommy, yes mommy, peek in see him jerking off his cock and saying Yeah Mom take my cum!, watch as he cums, feel my pussy getting wet and hot
too real
Is this a game theory
overwatch skins. you have to be over 18 to buy porn
>I'd beat the shit out of you if I was your dad.
Trips of truth. OP confirmed baby faggot.
I would have guessed a waifu pillow tbh.or maybe trying to circumvent the GBP system, and order tendies in bulk on Amazon.
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Are you...gay pal?
You can see the parents are clearly morons since they managed to "raise" a degenerate like you.
I'd say both the mother and the father are equally autistic.
no, its just that gay jokes died probably over 10 years ago and only confused little boys still find them funny
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Op herw
I'm going to sleep
OP here, I'm just gonna tell her I have a gambling addiction so she can't get mad at me