What is the true patrician sport and why is it baseball?

What is the true patrician sport and why is it baseball?

Boreball

0/10

Because only plebs would accept sweating.

AAAYYYYYYOOOOO LAD CATCH THIS MUTTHAFUCKING BALL

monkey with a typewriter

One of our countries started wars over bananas. protip:it wasn't mine.

I wish CC was still this fat. Maybe his fastballs would still be in the mid-90's

CC is more athletic than you will ever be

It's actually cricket.

Baseball is good though.

Sorry nigel

When we took your lands it became baseball

Baseball is the thinking man's sport

false, women play cricket, half of cricket threads have a picture of some girl in the OP

baseball is a men's sport

>a sport with a bat is a mens sport

Baseball and Cricket are fag sports of America and the commonwealth so you fags have to resort to arguing over which is better, pathetic.

Because the crack of the bat is the best sound in sports
literally cant debate it

PATRICIAN SPORTS POWER RANKINGS

1 baseball
2 soccer


15 hockey
90000000001 hand egg (its still fun to watch)

The ball was in play for 15 minutes and 07 seconds in this years Super Bowl. The longest play was a punt return.

>people think nothing is happening if the ball isn't in play

All you're doing is watching the QB touch a fat guys ass

>you aren't reading secondary coverage
>you aren't reading the MLBs
>you aren't reading D line positioning
>you aren't reading the offensive formation
>you aren't running over the scenarios of which play will be ran and how each play will do

pleb

Dumb

baseball is the radio program you put on as you grill, drink beer and hangout with the lads on a weekend during which it serves as a conversation piece. nothing more, desu

>people think all you're doing is watching the qb touch a fat guys ass

I guess you're touching balls as well

What is the shotgun formation you dolt

>touching balls as well

>patrician sport
>not polo

American education

>his ball game is decided in one (numerical 1) day

I guess being a bullpen catcher would do that.

>baseball
he's right you know

So the QB touches an imaginary ass.

Easy Tom Brady is not five super bowls good enough?

1. Boxing
2. Horse racing
3. Buzkashi
4. GP Moto
5. Baseball

Because it requires attention, tradition, and discipline, three things niggers and cucks don't have.

The vast majority of fans don't know how to do anything except the last one. You can't even see the fucking secondary on tv.