How do we fix them?

How do we fix them?

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Expel all the portuguese.

They don't need your help

According to the news they are doing great. Less unemployment than us and legal use of drugs

Reinstate Estado Novo

Expel all the portuguese back to North Africa.

Reunite with Spain

What's wrong that needs fixing?

We're fine

wtf I wanna go to Portugal now

>legal use of drugs
don't fall for american fake news

They even sell us that Antonio Costa is just like Pablo Iglesias

Kind of, but I associate Pablo Iglesias with people from Bloco de Esquerda, which is the liberal cuck left party. António Costa is from Partido Socialista which is obviously left but not that degenerate.

So far, we're getting the usual when socialists are in power. Everything looks fine, the future is bright, then 2 or 3 years pass and we're even worse than we were before they took power.

I saw that picture for the first time in Encarta 2007.

>PS
>left

Hardly the same, Costa is a lot closer to the political center than Pablo Iglesias.

He is also far more competent in the political aspect.

i have a friend living in portugal and when police saw him rolling a joint they only confiscated the ganja and didn't fine him

in spain marijuana weeds are way more confusing and have a lot of uncertainities and legal holes

*marijuana LAWS not marijuana weeds

Drugs have been decriminalized here years ago though Its still illegal to consume. The police will usually take them away and maybe fine you (depending on the amount of drugs you have, if its a lot you'l get detained for trafficking).

Where to begin

its not that different from here.
In Spain as long as you smoke in a private property its legal to smoke.
The most that can happen is that if you smoke in public they send you a 500€ fine
If they find over certain amount of weed (i think its over 500g at home and 100g carried or something) they can assume you are a dealer and go with harsher legal measures against you.

On the other hand, while you can have plants at home for personal use, if the police dislikes you they can take them out of the pots and kill them to "measure" how much weed you have.
Theres a lot of burocratic ways the police can fuck wit you if you did something they didn't like in Spain.

Seems like its the same here except the part of being legal to smoke in private property or having plants, that's still illegal here afaik.

Ceuta e Arzila é nosso!

António Costa is way better than Iglesias. He's more like Pedro Sanchez. I mean he's literally from the same party

You posted that already ITT.

ibero-american union when

>a bunch of spanish speaking countries can't even be together despite all having been the same country once
>expects to be able to do that, plus spain, plus a bunch of countries from a whole nother language
lol

If it didn't happen in the Middle Ages, it's less likely to happen now. There are close cultural and ethnic ties, but different enough to make us feel like a different people from the spaniards, which is why most of us would always reject an Iberian Union.

oh fuck, you wrote "ibero-american union"

nevermind my post, you're just memeing

How do we fix Britain?

forget it, it's already lost:

youtube.com/watch?v=32FaO-iC6n0

Not Europe anymore.

Nice paint skills dude.

But they are perfect to me :)

best antipode one could ever hope

Based Quivi

ANNEX

sure dear third worlder

Why the fuck would we want Spain to belong to us? The retards struggle to even speak.

PS is social democrat,it's a center-left party

t. HUHUE Monkey
youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg

Your alright although naive

t.Blanka

My favourite country in EU4

How is life portugal anons? Could I live in your country comfortable on 1500 usd a month ?

Portugal are fine. I wish them to join our union and we will protect them.

Meant for

Yes,You can live alone with minimum wage(600€)

wtf I'm moving to portugal now!
are the girls qt's?

Follow river connect it

Spain needs to be Portugal or Portugal needs to be Spain but the land and ppl are one.

Wtf?? Good to know it is more expensive to live in my shithole of a country than in fucking Europe

Stop bullying Portugal.

PSD IS social democracy but actually neoliberal centre-right. PS is socialism but actually third way centre-left.

NO

I honestly wouldn't mind that.

No.PSD is liberal and PS social-democrat
BE is socialist and PCP communist

But PSD literally stands for Partido Social-Democrata

PSD supports free healthcare and education, as well as many social and economic programs. Hardly liberal by the US's standards, for example.

Everybody in Europe supports that stuff tho. You can't really follow American standards, those people think liberal is a leftist term.

Na sua concepção sim,era social-democrata mas já nao e,já se distanciou
Oh puta deita-ta,mas porque estamos a comparar liberalismo europeu com americano?E o que tem o facto de ser a favor de saude gratis e educaçao com liberalismo?

I'd rather reunite with Swabia

Maybe they could teach us how to economy

Also Latin America belongs Spain

>portugese are so poor that they are migrating to fucking africa

JUST

theguardian.com/world/2011/dec/22/mozambique-portuguese-migrants

we migrate to every fucking where, it's in our blood

>Pablo Iglesias
ayy pablo

It is either that or Sweden, so we usually just choose the one with fewer niggers.

Not sure if bait. Moçambique is a former portuguese colony. People have their families there.

...

You never hear anything about Portugal on the news. What happens there?

nothing happens, that's why you don't hear anything about us

Nothing at all.

Nothing. Stop asking.

>detach Portugal from Europe
>attach Portugal to MENA
>both Europe and MENA become more developed
you cannot lose

>stealing this group theory joke from the former NZ prime-minister about Australia-emmigrating Kiwis

Fuck off back to your pot-hole, Ivan.

We're not muslim.

Your ancestors colonized the Americas, there's bound to be something interesting going on there.

No need to be so upset, my insecure brown friend.
One day you too will know the joy of being able to read a full sentence worth of text and understand all the words.

No. There's nothing. Stop asking.

Sound awfully suspicious to me

I'm trying to put "liberal" and "neo-liberal" in a world context which is what should be done, otherwise words lose meaning. Liberal and neoliberal have a defined meaning, and it doesn't include free healthcare, education, government funded loans to the economy, government ownership of water and electricity infrastructure, and so on. Using those words either tricks people into thinking PSD is more liberal than it already is, or creates a historic misconception that that is what classic liberalism and neoliberalism have traditionally been throughout the world.

Nope. Just eating fish and lazying around.

You sound awfully suspicious.

>there's now a /bant/ board on 4chins

What a world we live in.

What? No. It's just that there's nothing going on haha. Wouldn't want you to waste a trip lad ahah

Apart from Madeleine McCann (only recently again given the 10th anniversary) and Ronaldo, not much.

not much happens around here, we are good lads

whatever you guys are cooking up I wan't in, worlds oldest alliance and all

Now.

Haha but there's nothing going on mate

This, hahaha

You guys need to start a space or nuclear weapons program.

LMAO
portuguese had some business there, just that, never portuguese mass emigrate to there, don´t embaress yourself cuck.
and btw poor? yea yea, keep believing that, and spreading,it's the way we keep "refugees" away, and we keep our nice quality of life as always (is very high in all analysies), good tier.

Ban the shartie wannabe already please. Dumb fucking redditors trying to force memes are the worst kind

we're working on that, we're studying the possiblity of making our own space development (while still cooperating with the ESA) but nothing is done as of yet

just wait until he finds out about venezuela...

:3