>6:30 Puck drop
Hammer is kill
Official St Louis Blues @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread
The NHL 17 simulation of tonight's game that I left running for background noise as I cleaned my apartment had the blues winning 8-1.
I question the accuracy of that game.
First for Bleus
REV UP THOSE LIVERS, CAUSE IT'S TIME TO GET DRUNK
>gord
I take it eddie's not gonna be here...
who the fuck is this guy
AND FUCKING PIERRE IS HERE?!?!
God dammit
>Divisional rivalry shitfest
>Pierre is here
Time to stay in my box.
OH BUT WE GET PIERRE
OK
FUCK MY LIFE
At least WGN 720 is still the same.
>Chocolate Milk
Disgusting
>trying to shoot Toews in the head
TVR fucking pls
What kind of joyless faggot are you
>Carbomb's number is back
wew
MODS!
The most joyless.
>Pierre and literal who casting
This is pure suffering.
>shift timer
Can we just have hockey without a fucking gimmick, nbc?
Lets go Blues!!
that being said, its going to be a sad offseason watching other teams in playoff hockey
TOEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TAZER
holy fuck pull Allen now he got dumpstered on
SCAARRRRRRRRR
I wonder if Bowman told Toews he better shape up or he's getting traded
>Toews and Kane are Blackhawks Forever
So much for that idea.
I don't think he'd actually mean it, but something turned Toews around from the first half of the season slump he was in
Someone put Q's daughter near Toews, he looked, Q got that idea in his head
Maybe he decided he wanted to stop coasting.
I was going to make a joke about Toews being too far onto the spectrum to care about girls.....but apparently I was quite wrong
>bloos fans
Hawks getting a dman soon. Who we getting? I wanna see oduya come back
Reminder
>PENULTY
lel
Wait a fucking minute
why does the hawks' gear look odd?
nigga am i crazy
refs knew they fucked up. ahahahaha
Yes, yes you are crazy. We all are
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THERAPIST
KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Kane
>Toews
>Both on fire
My god. ITS HAPPENING!
>PP goal
Thank you sweet Jesus
>kane mustve raped someone lately. he is on fire and it recharged his powers
my wife lmao
Are you confusing the blues with the hawks?
You been huffing petrol?
THE SHANTY TOWN OF ST. LOUIS
WHO THE FUCK CAN STOP THE HAWKS?
for a minute there I thought you were saying Kane raped your wife before I reread that
Captain slanty rotundo
Also you should throw on a Kane jersey and give her a brown paper evidence bag and have a sexy roleplay night
DARLING!!!!!!!
fucking madman
DARLING!
The Blackhawks themselves. Just a friendly reminder this happened.
Fuck I forgot he was in goal tonight!
>tarastinko
GOD DAMMIT SCHMALTZ
FUCKING TVR
That was all TVR, man
sasuga TVR
SIGH
scratch that
GOD DAMMIT TVR
Finns get no respect
>100 years of nhl
>zero (0) australian players
this sport was a failed experiment
you guys just aren't good with the cold sports
vid related: it's your only gold medal at the winter olympics
youtube.com
Apparently, Nathan Walker is.
Why aren't you busting your ass to get into the NHL? Imagine the fame you'll get in Australia.
never mind, just a prospect
god fucking bless that cunt
was one of the best up and coming skaters in the world, broke his back twice and memed his way to a gold
the perfect irl shitpost
>bust ass to make it big
>drafted first by deadmonton
>committ sodoku
>fuck off in free agency soonafter
>be a legend
wild are going all in for this cup run with hanzal
>the state of thestate of hockey
>tampa gay trades ben shit me pants in the finals bishop to LA
lol
How drunk are you m8?
Sure. Trading for Hanzal is a move. I don't see how its going to help them be better but why the fuck not.
Also, the Kongs and Mild play tomorrow night. This should be fucking hilarious
>next game is also on NBCSN
>it's against Pittsburgh
Oh god, I can't take 3 hours of Pierre sucking off Crosby
I am working so I will miss that public fellatio
crosby is autistically determined to have his best season in a log time
>same draft class as jack skille
>tfw have night class on wednesday and my buddy is a penguins fan
Could be an interesting evening.
>Cubs are going to dominate the Tardinals
>Blackhawks are dominating the Blues
This is a good timeline.
>Campbell trying to kill a man on the Boos bench
lel
He got Van Gough'd
WAT
So....we gonna get a replay on that one?
We footpuck now
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>Does it work on lips?
BASED
>pietrangelo
>thats an italian name
shoulda hit him harder desu
>DOES IT WORK ON LIPS?
FUCKING WRECKED
Did gord just tell pierre to shut the fuck up?
wtf i love gord
That star sunday logo looks like something out of the early 90s
I miss the early 1990s. Late 1980s and early 1990s had the best cartoons.
>Pierre still laughing to himself as Gord is casting
>The more you know
Nice to see the hawks practicing their power play by passing the puck around for a good minute before the power play is actually called.
What the fuck is Keith drunk or something?
>passing practice in your own zone
can we not?
He might be. That last pass was to no one in particular
>No shots on goal
Back to coasting I guess
>That power play
I expected nothing and they find a way to disappoint.
whats eating lads?
fucking nutella and strawberroes cuz i have a vagina
>TvR
jesus fuck dude
Can i fuck it?
stop being a retard TVR
I just back from the local taqueria. That steak burrito was delicious
FUCK
FUCK