Sup Forums Lets make a pokemon card

Sup Forums Lets make a pokemon card
Dubs chooses name

Trump's Tiny Dick

Cockthwaddle

butt fucker-mon

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Fpbp

we got a name

Charizard

Doiiiit

length and weight?

OP here, got the name down. Dubs decides type next

Length: U.S. Southern Border
Weight: Has own gravitational pull

HENTAI TYPE

0.1", 0.1 lbs

Nigger

nazi type...

It's gotta be a actual type faggot

steel

Autistic Type

reroll

Fairy type

Ghost type

roll

Poop face lol

Leaf type

3rd time's the charm

OP here, gotcha - first one to reply to this post gets their posted image as the image for the card

Hentai type

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For fucks sake.

Tiny ghost dick confirmed

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Kek

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Dubs gets to pick the first attack

cat smash

Pussy smasher

Le 1nth move

Choke: shoves dick down opponents throat, opponent loses a turn.

Expose Fake News

Pussy grab

k

Log Slid - Slide a heaping creamlog of Andy Sixx's shit down your opponent's throat and flip a coin. If heads, they are poisoned. If tails, the attack does 50 damage

why does it have 100 hp

Hooman

Got it, dubs gets 2nd attack

Pussy Grab

Z move - World War 3

Nigger faggot
Does 100 dmg

reroll

this

Reroll

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reroll

Log Slid - Slide a heaping creamlog of Andy Sixx's shit down your opponent's throat and flip a coin. If heads, they are poisoned. If tails, the attack does 50 damage

Pussy annihaltor

Ur that log gui oi bet

Trump Card (actual Pokémon move.)

We can do it mang

Win Elections

Nuclear war. Like self destruct except it kills everything everywhere

Poo poo pee pee

again

roll

Check'd

>that log guy
????
There's at least 5 of us

nice

OP got away...

Chit

Premature ejaculation
Lets you move first on the round you bring this card up.

>annihaltor
OP here and got it, but do you mean annihilator

Wasn't worth the master ball anyhow

Yeah

All good, dubs decides the description for the card

7/11 is an inside job

He's a pussy

A single piece of paper that says nigger faggot

Reroll

we wuz kangs n shiet

Windows to the wall to the cat claws off your balls

winrar

kek

Finished result

Pretty shit if I can say so myself.

Good enough

Down to do another OP?

Love it. Thanks OP.
>tiny weightless ghost dick
>annihilates pussy

Sure, first to reply to this post picks type

Fire

steel

Dubs gets the picture

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Reroll, and if get we need to change to steel type

dub

Deal

Rolling again

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it is a psychic type.